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loquacius: Oct 21, 2008; Can't post for 2 hours!

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

just a few months ago i heard my sisters boyfriend say he 'loves cory booker'. i sort of just at him instead of probing further but why do people think he's Good? this is a serious question, i dont get it. he isnt even that charismatic, much less full of bad opinions

e: for reference he seems to be a fairly typical early 20s college left-liberal who voted bernie

People who live in New Jersey sometimes like Booker more than they should; I think it's part homerism and part stockholm-syndrome devotion to the pharmaceutical industry

Epic High Five posted:

also we all think Zuckerberg running would be the worst, but in fact the worst worst would be a Sanderite getting the nom against all odds in 2020 and someone like Bloomberg running to ensure that Trump wins so that the wealthy center gets all their Republican policies they actually want

I will say that the potential Bloomberg spoiler factor is the one possible thing I can think of that would have kept Bernie from winning

it all comes down to how bitter the olds are

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Admiral Ray posted:

holy poo poo zuckerberg is reportedly worth 63 billion what the gently caress

he basically created an entirely new field of advertising

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change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Vertical Lime posted:

quick if we keep posting it it will matter

it 100% doesn't matter, it's just funny

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:20

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Kilmers Elbow posted:

is it Spicey time today or what?

today is a virtual holiday, why bother

https://twitter.com/WCVB/status/881939208817958912

it was isis until further notice

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fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I'm super happy that there is currently two gimmicks running that involve 5-6 posts per page that are nothing except a single massive picture almost entirely the same as the large singe massive picture

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cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

i think the photo is supposed to convey that zuck is a fun and funny guy and that black dude thinks hes hilarious but the guy looks like hes reacting to zuck dropping an n bomb

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Epic High Five posted:

I'm super happy that there is currently two gimmicks running that involve 5-6 posts per page that are nothing except a single massive picture almost entirely the same as the large singe massive picture

ignore lists are cool and good

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:21

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Kilmers Elbow posted:

is it Spicey time today or what?

the spice shall never flow again

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Augus: Mar 9, 2015

Epic High Five posted:

I'm super happy that there is currently two gimmicks running that involve 5-6 posts per page that are nothing except a single massive picture almost entirely the same as the large singe massive picture

this unironically

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:21

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Good soup! posted:

drat that sounds harsh

http://www.theonion.com/article/existentialist-firefighter-delays-3-deaths-17500

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

2020 slogan idea: can't cuck the gently caress Zuck

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

I'm super happy that there is currently two gimmicks running that involve 5-6 posts per page that are nothing except a single massive picture almost entirely the same as the large singe massive picture

so many broken tables

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4afy-kqgbQU

now where's the jeb brigade

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:22

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Epic High Five posted:

I'm super happy that there is currently two gimmicks running that involve 5-6 posts per page that are nothing except a single massive picture almost entirely the same as the large singe massive picture

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:22

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

2020: Why not Zuckerberg?

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Augus: Mar 9, 2015

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

ignore lists are cool and good

FOR ME TO POOP ON

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Admiral Ray posted:

holy poo poo zuckerberg is reportedly worth 63 billion what the gently caress

billion within reach, C-SPAM's vote is nearly secure

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

A Handed Missus posted:

lol that guy vomited all over Zuck

thanks dude!

That's some drat fine presidential behavior right there

Barf man 2020

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Vladimir Putin: Mar 17, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Admiral Ray posted:

2020: Why not Zuckerberg?

How is he going to divest himself from that company? There's going to be 59 billion ethics lawsuits.

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Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Epic High Five posted:

I'm super happy that there is currently two gimmicks running that involve 5-6 posts per page that are nothing except a single massive picture almost entirely the same as the large singe massive picture

i imagine fit my needs as a b-17 dropping a long line of zuck bombs on countless innocents

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GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

QUICK: what will trump's nickname for zuck be?

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Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Admiral Ray posted:

holy poo poo zuckerberg is reportedly worth 63 billion what the gently caress

Hard work and sacrifice

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:24

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

GrimGypsy posted:

QUICK: what will trump's nickname for zuck be?

human being

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

it just occured to me that these are new pyrex dishes that I got from Amazon and I just immediately put food in without rinsing or anything

that might be the mystery of the glass shard

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

zegermans posted:

Daycrew is the shark

Nitecrew are the remora

remora represent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fZW7wuOKxk

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Greetings shitlords

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

loquacius posted:

People who live in New Jersey sometimes like Booker more than they should; I think it's part homerism and part stockholm-syndrome devotion to the pharmaceutical industry

I will say that the potential Bloomberg spoiler factor is the one possible thing I can think of that would have kept Bernie from winning

it all comes down to how bitter the olds are

There's also that time he saved 100 orphans from a supervillain in a burning building or whatever. That's all i knew about booker for a while, before i learned he was a corporate shill asshat.

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loquacius: Oct 21, 2008; Can't post for 2 hours!

Louisgod posted:

2020 slogan idea: can't cuck the gently caress Zuck

won't gently caress the cuck Zuck

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:25

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I too am a worthless bottom feeder

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A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

fits my needs posted:

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cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

GrimGypsy posted:

QUICK: what will trump's nickname for zuck be?

myspacebook tom

trump will be much more dementiaed in a few years

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fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

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change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/881912537234759680

happy 4th to our actual literal rapist president :911:

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:25

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Rah! posted:

There's also that time he saved 100 orphans from a supervillain in a burning building or whatever. That's all i knew about booker for a while, before i learned he was a corporate shill asshat.

it's more that he's just owned by pharma

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:25