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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

chumbler posted:

Recall the old Groucho Marx line about not wanting to be in any club that would accept him as a member.

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

The only women that are acceptible to these creatures are 15 year old virgins who never thought of anothet man and are also anime cartoons.

I can understand "The only girls who like me are ugly/gross/obnoxious/otherwise unattractive and I don't want them." It's not wrong to have standards (though it's smart to make sure they're realistic standards - and it's hypocritical to also expect girls to not have similarly high standards). But "only unattractive girls like me" =/= "no girls like me." And these guys are almost certainly attracted to the girls in their stories, or they wouldn't be kicking themselves for rejecting them.

General Dog posted:

I'm starting to feel like these guys don't have the most healthy outlook on sex, or a good grasp on reality for that matter.

E: Content

Mercenary posted:

I recently made a list of all my dry spells since losing my virginity many years ago.

Before the red pill and game
My 2 longest dry spells were both after LTRs ended.
1 year and 3 months in each case.
....and I was trying really, really hard to get laid, albeit with beta methods,


After the red pill and game
6 months on 2 separate occasions.
Mostly out of laziness, but I wrote about the other reasons for that in this other thread.


Years spent as a virgin

However, the many years I spent as a virgin seem like a real and true CRIME against my happiness and sexuality. I say the word CRIME in the most literal sense. I feel like the whole system or society or way of life needs to be put on trial for making me frustrated and angry and miserable for so many years, and I should be paid compensation for all the years I missed on sexual experiences because I intentionally kept a clueless beta by everyone and everything.

Everyone and everything was conspiring against me getting any sex or female affection, and only teaching me things that were always leading me to failure over and over. I'm talking about movies, television, books, my elders, my parents, teachers, school, university, work colleagues, government legislation, law courts, the police, male friends, and especially girls all giving misleading, totally false and downright dangerous information on interacting with women. I’m not just thinking of myself, but of all you guys here and I’m also thinking of every frustrated virgin who has never been laid, every man who has spent years as an incel, every man who has been cheated on, and every man whose wife left him, destroyed all he built, and took his money and children. If you really think about it, how many male suicides worldwide, or murders across the globe could have been prevented just from teaching men game and getting them laid with some female affection ? Contemplated this way what we have had for the last 50 to 80 years is a crime of epic proportions.

In my grandfathers time every man was guaranteed at least 1 virgin woman in his life and some sex and affection from her provided he got married to her. Back then, even if your if your wife eventually became a total cold bitch or got fat, you still had a family, a home and affection from your children. The men who didn’t get married became monks or priests…this is how old society dealt with the MGTOWS and few gays back in the day. Sluts who had children out of wedlock usually were reformed by making putting them into convents and making them nuns. Society was stable, families were strong, children were plentiful, divorce was rare. Being single and living alone was really frowned upon. The old system ensured that in one way or another, both men and women had some form of company and satisfaction in their lives. Nowadays the only thing keeping men "sane" is endless online porn. Except that it isn't really....it's just keeping them weak and demotivated. In those countries where porn is still banned men act very, very differently.

I wish I could pin the blame on all my sexless years on one group of people or one thing....but the endless cockblocking information was coming from so many different angles and sources that all I can call it is "the system" or "modern society".

I think this is the reason so many of us get deeply political once we start to master game. We see that the way the world around us has been structured since we got our first boners has been always been totally against our happiness and satisfaction, and also taking most of our money in the process. This is the real reason we have the system we have now....it simply produces more much money at the expense of everything else, while keeping most men physically and mentally weak and frustrated & unhappy at the same time.

This is also the reason why today we are considered politically subversive and dangerous by those who want to keep the current system in place at all costs.
If we are ever in real control and the patriarchy returns, many, many people will be out of power forever and all their cash cows will all die at once.


Game makes men feel and act like real men.
Game keeps your body and mind satisfied, healthy and strong

Game saves lives.
Game is power.
https://archive.is/pPyyc#selection-3413.1-3533.15 (bolding his)

By this dude's logic, I should be compensated for all those years of my childhood I spent believing I was secretly a princess and one day my real parents would come and let me claim my birthright.

E2: Also that I could befriend cute little wild animals just by going up and talking to them. No wait Mr. Squirrel come back

Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Jul 3, 2017

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
These guys are so self-centered that all sex going on anywhere in the world is an intentional, personal attack on them.

Any time Stacy performs oral sex on Chad, it's primarily done as a means of owning me, General Dog- the pleasure either party gains from the sex act is secondary.

Hippity Hoppity
Mar 18, 2017

heh bleb bleb bleb

donate to the humane society

Meme Emulator posted:

Because its fun to post about how loving retarded you are with your bros. Self loathing ftw

Now THATS something I can behind

Hippity Hoppity
Mar 18, 2017

heh bleb bleb bleb

donate to the humane society

General Dog posted:

These guys are so self-centered that all sex going on anywhere in the world is an intentional, personal attack on them.

Any time Stacy performs oral sex on Chad, it's primarily done as a means of owning me, General Dog- the pleasure either party gains from the sex act is secondary.

I have this funny feeling most of them believe we should go back to the ways of chivalry so they can kill people due to their distorted views of being righteous and strong, and finally being allowed pure 13 year olds they have been denied by the corrupt system.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Hippity Hoppity posted:

I have this funny feeling most of them believe we should go back to the ways of chivalry so they can kill people due to their distorted views of being righteous and strong, and finally being allowed pure 13 year olds they have been denied by the corrupt system.

Everyone who fantasizes about living in feudal Europe thinks they'd be the knights or landed nobility, not the peasants (even though the latter made up like 80-90% of the population, depending on the time/region).

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
even the landed nobility had, like, butt warts and shingles

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Pththya-lyi posted:

Everyone who fantasizes about living in feudal Europe thinks they'd be the knights or landed nobility, not the peasants (even though the latter made up like 80-90% of the population, depending on the time/region).

I'm not a historian or anything so I could be naive but wouldn't the "good life" by feudal Europe standards be still generally shittier than common life in the western world today?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
a refined and flattering portrait of a famously beautiful royal maiden

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Pick posted:

even the landed nobility had, like, butt warts and shingles

Pick posted:

a refined and flattering portrait of a famously beautiful royal maiden



Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Mak0rz posted:

I'm not a historian or anything so I could be naive but wouldn't the "good life" by feudal Europe standards be still generally shittier than common life in the western world today?

the most valuable thing a lord would own was usually his bed, since it was stuffed with feathers. crawling with mites of course, but those are royal mites

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
They fantasize about the olden days when they could get a HB 14yr old virgin assigned to them

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
I guess incels forget how many people died in wars, particularly young men from non-wealthy families. And if anyone were likely to die in battle, it would be these guys for sure.

Their families would probably be volunteering them. I doubt many folks in ye olden days felt like supporting a mopey do-nothing embarrassment of a son, especially when there were so many other mouths to feed.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Mak0rz posted:

I'm not a historian or anything so I could be naive but wouldn't the "good life" by feudal Europe standards be still generally shittier than common life in the western world today?

I'm pretty sure that if you can afford a big mac, a bottle of hard liquor and an internet connection you're doing good compared to feudal european nobles or most historical nobility for that matter. At least up until whenever they came up with distillation.

Food scientifically designed to make you like it, the ability to get drunk without barrels of mud beer and watery wine, and disturbingly specific pornography is a level of hedonism your average roman patrician wouldn't even dare to dream of.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
there was a roman dude who was notorious for his excess because he ate like five fish a day

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Mak0rz posted:

I'm not a historian or anything so I could be naive but wouldn't the "good life" by feudal Europe standards be still generally shittier than common life in the western world today?

Oh definitely, in material terms - I'd argue that a typical wage slave in the West today enjoys a higher standard of living than a feudal lord. But nobody likes to imagine having to pick fleas off themselves or poo poo in a pot when they're dreaming about life in ~*Ye Olden Days*~

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

I am glad that in the modern world in a developed country I am not at significant risk of making GBS threads to death.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

chumbler posted:

I am glad that in the modern world in a developed country I am not at significant risk of making GBS threads to death.

Your posts lead me to believe you may be underestimating the risk you face.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Pick posted:

the most valuable thing a lord would own was usually his bed, since it was stuffed with feathers. crawling with mites of course, but those are royal mites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg3_ZTWBg-I

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Submitted for your approval.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Breetai posted:

Submitted for your approval.



He forgot to list the benefits of the job! :thunk:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider

Pick posted:

there was a roman dude who was notorious for his excess because he ate like five fish a day

TBF, that's significantly more fish than I eat on a given day.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


green chicken feet posted:

He forgot to list the benefits of the job! :thunk:

I think that having no list captures the actual benefits quite well.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Neckbeard has officially outpaced hipster in terms of internet insults diluted to meaninglessness by overuse.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Breetai posted:

Submitted for your approval.



Why did you black out the email address and other stuff. I think I got what it takes!

my parents boyfriend
Jan 28, 2007

Angel of Piratey Death, Yarrr!
More incel tales, greasemonkey Chad and the sister in the shower :O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqKL9_f9nz4

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

:stare: Is this person real?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpGoqUcII0OcL4TY7j8LZQA/videos

every video discription posted:

Forever my king.♡👑

The most beautiful flower has wilted.🌹 This world stomped on him. Sweet sleep my angel. No more tears.

•—————)*:・゚✧(—————•

❕DISCLAIMER: I in no way promote or glorify the 2014 Isla Vista massacre. I DO NOT PROMOTE VIOLENCE. It was sad for Elliot and his victims. Rest in peace to all the victims of this tragedy and my heart goes out to the families of all the victims.

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Pick posted:

a refined and flattering portrait of a famously beautiful royal maiden



Nowadays even the bald ginger women won't look at you if you're under 8/10 though.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Breetai posted:

Submitted for your approval.



hot diggity

Two Worlds
Feb 3, 2009
An IMPOSTORE!

Breetai posted:

Submitted for your approval.



That's Matt Forney.

http://mattforney.com/young-white-female-needed-for-companionship-and-sexytime/

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
ironically, that mutant isn't even an incel. he's written books about going to Asia to pick up prostitutes.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

lazorexplosion posted:

Incels are obsessed with high-school social dynamics and high-school love because it's the last time they were forced to actually associate with other people in any length and depth.

that explains pretty much everything I've seen out of Japan in my lifetime

except Pat Morita

that guy is a pimp

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

gnarlyhotep posted:

that explains pretty much everything I've seen out of Japan in my lifetime

you say that like a joke but it's not, also a lot of the shut-ins in Japan start in highschool because truancy laws are different

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Pick posted:

you say that like a joke

I hoped by now that everyone here would understand that what I'm saying is a joke

man this place will be the death of my jokes

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

gnarlyhotep posted:

I hoped by now that everyone here would understand that what I'm saying is a joke

man this place will be the death of my jokes

sometimes people here dont understand what a joke is. its rare, but it does happen. my whole wardrobe is filled with ammo belts. i go naked most of the time

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
sometimes people also don't understand transitional phrases

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
let's all just love each other for 2 seconds

ok you all suck :D

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

gnarlyhotep posted:

let's all just love each other for 2 seconds

ok you all suck :D

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
OP I love that your av is Glen Manning killing a dude with a giant syringe

just as much a metaphor now as it was then

actually then it was just a giant guy killing people, but we've moved on

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
why don't girls want to date me? i am going to kill them, because this is how i resolve conflicts

:iiam:

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Japan may have discovered that they have populations of "love-shy" virgins as well as "hikkomori" shut-ins long before America ever discovered that they have their own kinds, but Japan also has one major difference from America: no guns.

That's what is scariest about the Incel movement: there is no way to predict how violent these suicidal and angry virgins can become when they come from a culture that glorifies individualism and gun violence.

Personally I blame the video games.

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