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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Yeah but in govt they might just leave it because they tend to take a wait and see approach to liberal bullshit involving welfare.

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Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

JBP posted:

IR sucks because of two things. The ALP softcock out every time they get their hands on the ability to meaningfully change IR and the LNP go loving whole hog once they have achieved a couple of terms and are looking down the barrel of potential defeat.

The second thing is that the LNP chip away at "small items" over the life of their government before delivering a great and final evil while in their death throes. The ALP always think they're delivering their big change off an election mandate, but instead create some piece of poo poo Frankenstein's monster that tries to keep big business happy and then gets abused and hosed with by the LNP until it is bad for workers.

Clearly the answer is to reform political donations. I can't think of a scenario where that wouldn't overwhelmingly benefit the ALP. Other than that it'll benefit the Greens more, but that won't make bogans vote for them.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Anidav posted:

Yeah but in govt they might just leave it because they tend to take a wait and see approach to liberal bullshit involving welfare.

Also I wouldn't consider it so benign, the ALP are no strangers to the perverted poverty porn bullshit that drives welfare policy in this country.

Didn't the Whitlam govt essentially abandon the notion of 100% employment as a goal?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Interestingly VIC ALP seems to be picking up that lib tactic. Mum was saying they're just throwing tonnes and tonnes of cash at their small rural school that barely ever gets funding. Had asbestos inspectors come to look for it, not find any and still get given 170k for construction works for it. Then a further half a million for more construction work.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

Don Dongington posted:

Clearly the answer is to reform political donations. I can't think of a scenario where that wouldn't overwhelmingly benefit the ALP. Other than that it'll benefit the Greens more, but that won't make bogans vote for them.

I don't think this would work. I mean they should be reformed anyway, but they'd find a way to be just as corrupt whatever the law said.

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is
one of the guys working at my job provider just snapped and said "full communism now" when we were discussing these internships

a c c e l e r a t i o n i s m b o y s

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

lmao if you think labor will do poo poo about PaTH, they don't want to be seen as weak on ~*~dole bludgers~*~ because they'll lose the swing voters who are, as a cohort, the stupidest people in australia. without a dramatic realignment of power in labor ala corbyn, things are going to keep getting worse.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

also accelerationism is a fundamentally flawed idea, we'll all be worked to death before we achieve enough solidarity to be a coherent political force

capitalism has won, death is certain

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Tudge on buying Medicare details or how he's avoiding the elephant in the room - identity theft.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Don Dongington posted:

Clearly the answer is to reform political donations. I can't think of a scenario where that wouldn't overwhelmingly benefit the ALP. Other than that it'll benefit the Greens more, but that won't make bogans vote for them.
The ALP is the biggest roadblock to this because they would have to stop accepting money from their (arguable) core base, the trade union movement. The whole thing has gone to hell and back a couple of times since big business started buying ministers wholesale but reform will never happen while the ALP cling to being funded by trade unions.

Futuresight
Oct 11, 2012

IT'S ALL TURNED TO SHIT!
Couldn't they do some semi-dodgy poo poo and have the unions strongly suggest their membership donate? Maybe even fully dodgy poo poo like offer a reduction on membership dues if you donate a certain amount.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Futuresight posted:

Couldn't they do some semi-dodgy poo poo and have the unions strongly suggest their membership donate? Maybe even fully dodgy poo poo like offer a reduction on membership dues if you donate a certain amount.

I don't understand how these suggestions are dodgy.

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...
Ban all political donations.

Funding should come from the electoral system itself. hosed if I know what that would look like but it has to be better than allowing the system to be openly corrupted.

UrbanLabyrinth
Jan 28, 2009

When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence


College Slice

Futuresight posted:

Couldn't they do some semi-dodgy poo poo and have the businesses strongly suggest their employees donate? Maybe even fully dodgy poo poo like offer a bonus if you donate a certain amount.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Also yes. Companies and unions already run donation drives for political parties.

Futuresight
Oct 11, 2012

IT'S ALL TURNED TO SHIT!
Yeah I thought about companies doing the same but I figured it's a bit different for an inherently political organisation like a union, whereas employees don't have any uniting principle. But I suppose the rest of Australia probably won't get the difference.

Banning donations entirely is definitely better though yeah.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Futuresight posted:

employees don't have any uniting principle

Try and tell this to a true Glorious Job Creator.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://twitter.com/DPlunky/status/882074012825698304

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

Periphery posted:

Ban all political donations.

Funding should come from the electoral system itself.
Wouldn't that entrench the status quo and make entry into the system more difficult for new parties?

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...

Mr Chips posted:

Wouldn't that entrench the status quo and make entry into the system more difficult for new parties?

I guess that would entirely depend on how you allocated funding. You'd probably want to include seed funding for new parties and weight funding more heavily to the first <insert low number here> of votes a party gets.

It'd be pretty complex and I sure as gently caress wouldn't trust the existing parties to figure it out but it has to be a better option than basically allowing political parties to be bought.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

The solution is to abandon the strong party system we have now and to put important questions to the people.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I wish we could just have one election and have someone become Emperor of Australia so I can either stay if we get a good one or just go somewhere else and not hold onto hope if it's a bad one.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

JBP posted:

I wish we could just have one election and have someone become Emperor of Australia so I can either stay if we get a good one or just go somewhere else and not hold onto hope if it's a bad one.

Congratulations, you rolled Ricky Muir as god emperor. You are killed by a car. Would you like to play again?

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I'd hang around for Ricky. 24/7 ute musters and state funded beer.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
What about emulating the Swiss?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Federal_Council

Seven people sharing in being the head of state.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Ora Tzo posted:

What about emulating the Swiss?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Federal_Council

Seven people sharing in being the head of state.

Do they get magic rings?

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://twitter.com/australian/status/882086154404864000

:thumbsup:

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

News.com.au led with a rude comment about this.

They also have an article up currently about why Millennials are literally incapable of human interaction and can't get a decent job due to being socially inept.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
RIP Yassmin, a truly great troll.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

RIP Yassmin, a truly great troll.

You think they're not going to have an operative in the UK to report back? This is now an international operation my friend.

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/FlatEarthGang/status/882093449633124352/photo/1

I don't have anything against her but being better company than Malcolm Roberts is nowhere near as impressive as this guy thinks it is.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

ModernMajorGeneral posted:

I don't have anything against her but being better company than Malcolm Roberts is nowhere near as impressive as this guy thinks it is.

Making fun of him with stupid polls is a hobby for some after he failed spectacularly in making a poll that I couldn't find in 10 seconds of googling.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
https://twitter.com/SenatorMRoberts...u_a_21715830%2F

https://twitter.com/SenatorMRoberts...u_a_21715830%2F

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Made even better by the fact more people rocked up for the I'm a socialist poll.

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010
Ok, that was pretty good.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.


#notallmias

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Bogan King posted:



#notallmias

dear loser who doesnt like coriander, gently caress off.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Mamamia hot takeometer off charts with a fresh coriander based post.

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
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Laserface posted:

dear loser who doesnt like coriander, gently caress off.

I have a friend who never shuts up about how evil coriander is on Facebook.

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CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

JBP posted:

Mamamia hot takeometer off charts with a fresh coriander based post.

what's that on a scale from dutton to shorten?

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