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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Salt Fish posted:

America propagandizes all news about north korea, including totally false news (Kim Jung Un kills 20 generals!!!) and deliberately mistranslated NK news. Yes, they are backwards, authoritarian, and its a hell hole you should never visit, but they aren't cavemen and they have well organized heavy industry, mining, and oil extraction which all translates into a reasonably competent military; maybe not in comparison to a super power or 1st world socialist state, but definitely in terms of killing a lot of innocent people very efficiently and without a lot of help.

most of the "mistranslated" news we get are survivors escaping and sharing the most hosed-up stories imaginable

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Yinlock posted:

alright fine, let's all absolutely panic like the last 3 times this happened

no one itt is doing this and they won't unless/until actual launches happen

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
cumshitter you're one of my favorite posters

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

MaxxBot posted:

Jeb!'s brother kept us safe :colbert:

Which one

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Yinlock posted:

alright fine, let's all absolutely panic like the last 3 times this happened

north korea has not launched an icbm before lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Neither stopped 911

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Yinlock posted:

most of the "mistranslated" news we get are survivors escaping and sharing the most hosed-up stories imaginable

korean torture camps are pretty crazy but to be honest they make me wonder just how incredibly bad other nations' torture camps were

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

FourLeaf posted:

I think a draft would be far more likely if we invaded Iran. North Korea, not so much.

There's definitely gonna be a draft if we invade North Korea. In South Korea

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
i think a stupid war might happen over whatever stupid thing nk does but i dont think anything nk does is any different this time

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

i have a really romantic view of a lot of the space race for a bunch of reasons but that we rode to the Moon on nazi missiles is part of it

we took the machinery of war and turned it to exploration, and landed on the doorway to heaven

i remember i was eleven or twelve and i saw footage of a squadron of usaf lockheed starfighters flying over ohio in 1963 and thats when i realized the future was a long time ago. it wasnt long until i heard of cyberpunk, and i knew it was real or would be real enough soon enough because it was about what happens after the future

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Yinlock posted:

i mean if america could do it




heyooooo

we didnt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjDEsGZLbio

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


we're like 10 min away from the NK press conference right?

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Yinlock posted:

alright fine, let's all absolutely panic like the last 3 times this happened

This would be a qualitative step forward if initial analyses are to be believed - People On Twitter Who Seem To Know Stuff claim that this missile could be capable of hitting all of Alaska

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

nazis stole all their rocket tech from actual american rocket building farm hick robt goddard

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Guy Goodbody posted:

The D&D mod says they aren't malnourished, they actually have lots of food to eat all the time

who do you trust, d&d or cspam????

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

lmao no way this loving timeline

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

anime was right posted:

i think a stupid war might happen over whatever stupid thing nk does but i dont think anything nk does is any different this time

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


SKULL.GIF posted:

we're like 10 min away from the NK press conference right?

here ill spoil it for you: "i have just signed legislation outlawing north korea forever. the bombing begins in five minutes" - persident donald j trump

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Von Braun became an American citizen.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

consumed by normies posted:

north korea has not launched an icbm before lol

guy 1: according to this the missile might be able to reach this range, if-

guy 2: IT'S AN ICBM

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

who do you trust, d&d or cspam????

Tao Te Ching posted:

trust who is worthy of trust
trust who is not worthy of trust
this is true trust

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pklr0UD9eSo

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
the unite state will be in a new war by April 2018 and the GOP will actually gain house seats in the midterms lmao

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


https://twitter.com/Doctor_Cupcakes/status/881890863164641280

i hope we launch the nukes outta our mario bunker

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


watching the doc on Herbal Life/ Bill Ackman on Netflix. p good


:capitalism:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Guy Goodbody posted:

Von Braun became an American citizen.
american nazis are so pathetic

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
one time i stood in front of the larouchite booth with their picture of the obama with a hitler mustache on it and started pointing at people and shouting, "You! You look like you have a life to waste, want to join a cult!?"

i did this because the larouchites were dicks. i was slightly older than most of the people in my class so i was able to ssee through their bullshit but what they would do is approach random passerby and ask if they had a moment. and if they didnt theyd shout, "oh so i guess you LOVE killing Iraqis" or something like that to trick them into engaging with them

the larouchites responded by getting into choir formation and singing:

"obama is hitler, hitler is obama
he's coming to take our healtchare away."


repeatedly. i stood there for like 10 minutes just watching them sing at me and people came up to me to ask what was going on. i didnt have an answer at the time but i looked it up and apparently larouchites are famous in the opera/music journal world for publishing papers on how singing at a certain pitch can control peoples minds, so i guess thats what they were going for.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

rear end cobra posted:

the unite state will be in a new war by April 2018 and the GOP will actually gain house seats in the midterms lmao

they'll lose the war again and the gop will somehow be at 200% approval

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/RichardTBurnett/status/882117944343449600

https://twitter.com/Tennsgtsgirl/status/882120881211932672

that's the good stuff

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Guy Goodbody posted:

There's definitely gonna be a draft if we invade North Korea. In South Korea

Sk has compulsory military service. Theyve been weapponizing millennials for decades

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Squizzle posted:

who do you trust, d&d or cspam????

d&d attempts to argue the case for what they believe the truth, meanwhile cspam actually understands we're in a post-truth world

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

rear end cobra posted:

the unite state will be in a new war by April 2018 and the GOP will actually gain house seats in the midterms lmao

The Republicans will gain seats in 2018 regardless of war. All signs point towards Democrats aggressively trying to lose

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Junkyard Poodle posted:

watching the doc on Herbal Life/ Bill Ackman on Netflix. p good


:capitalism:

herbie live? :hellyeah:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PZrr2Wuxcw

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Reality Winner posted:

Sk has compulsory military service. Weapponized millennials

millenials are killing north korea

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Ramadu posted:

https://twitter.com/Doctor_Cupcakes/status/881890863164641280

i hope we launch the nukes outta our mario bunker

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Jazerus posted:

millenials are killing north korea

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Jumping in on hot sauce chat from 20 pages ago Valentina is so good i put it on my eggs every morn

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
eatin' avocado toast with my homies lil' kimmy and the rodman

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Bethamphetamine posted:

THE TAO THAT CAN BE POSTED IS NOT THE TRUE TAO

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