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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

i dont know why wE Dont just immediately engage in Big sloppy fight in Asia ya'aLL

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

ShutteredIn posted:

can't be racist against russians they're just fuckedup white people

ethnic prejudice has fallen off the radar but is def a thing

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

why do you post scary things that want to eat squirrels so much is not very nice

anything that eats tree rats is A+ in my book

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
glad you liked my buddy's story. he was here a while back for st. paddy's day and we got so drunk the bartender wouldnt serve us but also we werent asked to leave so we werent rear end in a top hat drunks

i asked him what happened when he went back to the recruiters office and he laughed and said the guy looked over his test results and was like, "I don't get it, how did you gain body fat!?" his parents had done a good job of talking him out of the army

"i dunno man i was really hitting those treadmills hard."

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




guys im afraid we have to accept the possibility that a nation of perpetually malnourished dirt farmers w/o a higher education system worth talking about could innovate rockets w the ability to break earths orbit on their own

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

SKULL.GIF posted:

anything that eats tree rats is A+ in my book

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
if you keep posting cute animals im probably going to keep quoting them, tbh

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

guys im afraid we have to accept the possibility that a nation of perpetually malnourished dirt farmers w/o a higher education system worth talking about could innovate rockets w the ability to break earths orbit on their own

not quite they beat the rocket cheat codes outta some nazis which is even better

building rockets is cool and all but building rockets via bashing the fash is next level

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

anime was right posted:

if you keep posting cute animals im probably going to keep quoting them, tbh
squirrels are friendly if you act friendly to em :)

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

The era of strategic patience is over.


That is their spin and their strategy. They don't give a gently caress about NK, they just want to promote rhetoric which separates themselves from Obama. Even though it doesn't, because the Obama admin didn't promote the idea of strategic patience. Or, even if you're a Joementum and want to argue that it did the Trump admin offers nothing, absolutely nothing different. They offer twitter bluster to hide the fact that they are cowards with no ideas or proposals.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

vanilla :sad:

vanilla is the worst favorite ice cream flavor

as sure as old folks want butter pecan assholes want vanilla :smugdon:

they dont even serve it at the best soft serve places i been to

I worked in an ice cream store and vanilla was the most popular soft serve. If someone asked for vanilla and we only had chocolate, they'd say no. If someone wanted chocolate and all we had was vanilla, they'd take it.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Squizzle posted:

guys im afraid we have to accept the possibility that a nation of perpetually malnourished dirt farmers w/o a higher education system worth talking about could innovate rockets w the ability to break earths orbit on their own

malnourished is a little harsh, Americans generally ate pretty good in the fifties

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Squizzle posted:

guys im afraid we have to accept the possibility that a nation of perpetually malnourished dirt farmers w/o a higher education system worth talking about could innovate rockets w the ability to break earths orbit on their own

The D&D mod says they aren't malnourished, they actually have lots of food to eat all the time

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Squizzle posted:

guys im afraid we have to accept the possibility that a nation of perpetually malnourished dirt farmers w/o a higher education system worth talking about could innovate rockets w the ability to break earths orbit on their own

Counterpoint: NASA.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

guys im afraid we have to accept the possibility that a nation of perpetually malnourished dirt farmers w/o a higher education system worth talking about could innovate rockets w the ability to break earths orbit on their own

also yeah they were broke as poo poo but after robbing the nazis and stalins industrialization you cant say all the russians was farmers

i aint even tryna tankie or nothin i just think nazis gettin their poo poo hosed up is the best part of history and consider it an honor that ima get to see it myself :3: :getin:

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb! likes avocado flavored ice cream!

Cuck Yeah!

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme
So I guess the US is going to war with North Korea now, that should be wonderful.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

squirrels are friendly if you act friendly to em :)

Protip: you can also feed them whiskey soaked pieces of bread. It's what people did before TV existed.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mEsXz-Bpog

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Bethamphetamine posted:

The era of strategic patience is over.


That is their spin and their strategy. They don't give a gently caress about NK, they just want to promote rhetoric which separates themselves from Obama. Even though it doesn't, because the Obama admin didn't promote the idea of strategic patience. Or, even if you're a Joementum and want to argue that it did the Trump admin offers nothing, absolutely nothing different. They offer twitter bluster to hide the fact that they are cowards with no ideas or proposals.

nah trump is different because he'll be presented with a million different plans to attack at every meeting about NK and because he's a simple boy of simple thoughts he will eventually get bored and just say "yeah do that one" and all the guys with the ribbon plaques will go "uh, are you sure" and he'll say "yeah do it" and then we'll see if NK actually has any working nukes I guess

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i just remembered one of my best friends out here is an insanely smart dude. hes an anarchist and he believes in conspiracy theories and alternate takes on history like francies bacon was the guy who wrote shakespeares plays because the queen of england wanted him to elevate the english language. he argues the point as if hes serious but its morel ike: "all of history and facts are like trying to put a log back together from its ashes. i wasnt there when it burned, therefore i dont even know what im reconstructing so ill just believe the craziest thing possible because its fun."

we met and became friends because we were both perpetually stoned at the barnes & noble we worked at. one time while he was there an army recruiter came in to buy some books and my friend was talking to him. they started talking about 9/11 and my friend said it wasn't an act of evil. the recruiter offered to drive him back to the recruitment office and he took him up on it

he went there and spent several hours debatin gwith a bunch of marines. ill sum up their argument in one sentence:

"I'm saying that 9/11 was not an objectively evil act. Many people, specifically the guys who flew the plane, thought it was morally just and right."

he told me it was really obvious they wanted to punch him and that they were used to dealing with problems in physical ways so he was having fund ebating with them in a setting where there was no force solution to the problem.

this same guy gave the larouchites his phone number and debated them for hours until they transferred them to their various history/politics/finance experts and then until they stopped calling him altogether. i am glad to have him as a friend.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

hope there is a draft so i can suck off all the hot soldiers while we are deployed

Nice name change cumshitte

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

does anyone have that really good huckabee dog photoshop that someone tweeted at him and then got blocked?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

cumshitter posted:

i just remembered one of my best friends out here is an insanely smart dude. hes an anarchist and he believes in conspiracy theories and alternate takes on history like francies bacon was the guy who wrote shakespeares plays because the queen of england wanted him to elevate the english language. he argues the point as if hes serious but its morel ike: "all of history and facts are like trying to put a log back together from its ashes. i wasnt there when it burned, therefore i dont even know what im reconstructing so ill just believe the craziest thing possible because its fun."

we met and became friends because we were both perpetually stoned at the barnes & noble we worked at. one time while he was there an army recruiter came in to buy some books and my friend was talking to him. they started talking about 9/11 and my friend said it wasn't an act of evil. the recruiter offered to drive him back to the recruitment office and he took him up on it

he went there and spent several hours debatin gwith a bunch of marines. ill sum up their argument in one sentence:

"I'm saying that 9/11 was not an objectively evil act. Many people, specifically the guys who flew the plane, thought it was morally just and right."

he told me it was really obvious they wanted to punch him and that they were used to dealing with problems in physical ways so he was having fund ebating with them in a setting where there was no force solution to the problem.

this same guy gave the larouchites his phone number and debated them for hours until they transferred them to their various history/politics/finance experts and then until they stopped calling him altogether. i am glad to have him as a friend.

yeah mr norton im glad u met brad pitt in fight club, too :)

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Reality Winner posted:

Nice name change cumshitte

cumshitter is Rich AF so he just buys alts

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

HailedUser posted:

Whelp, looks like we're going to war, boys. At least it didn't end up being Iran, just Korea Part 2. I hope the GOP won't be stupid enough to push for a draft, as that would probably be the straw to break the camel's back and get us a terror going.

I think a draft would be far more likely if we invaded Iran. North Korea, not so much.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

guys im afraid we have to accept the possibility that a nation of perpetually malnourished dirt farmers w/o a higher education system worth talking about could innovate rockets w the ability to break earths orbit on their own

i mean if america could do it




heyooooo

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
why would iwant my words to be attributed to any other name than cumshitter

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Booyah- posted:

does anyone have that really good huckabee dog photoshop that someone tweeted at him and then got blocked?

Considering what his large son did to the adorable innocent dog, I don't think that's a good thing to search for.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mrbradlymrmartin posted:

also yeah they were broke as poo poo but after robbing the nazis and stalins industrialization you cant say all the russians was farmers

i aint even tryna tankie or nothin i just think nazis gettin their poo poo hosed up is the best part of history and consider it an honor that ima get to see it myself :3: :getin:

i have a really romantic view of a lot of the space race for a bunch of reasons but that we rode to the Moon on nazi missiles is part of it

we took the machinery of war and turned it to exploration, and landed on the doorway to heaven

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
America propagandizes all news about north korea, including totally false news (Kim Jung Un kills 20 generals!!!) and deliberately mistranslated NK news. Yes, they are backwards, authoritarian, and its a hell hole you should never visit, but they aren't cavemen and they have well organized heavy industry, mining, and oil extraction which all translates into a reasonably competent military; maybe not in comparison to a super power or 1st world socialist state, but definitely in terms of killing a lot of innocent people very efficiently and without a lot of help.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb!'s brother kept us safe :colbert:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


alright fine, let's all absolutely panic like the last 3 times this happened

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/BBCSteveR/status/881960624259026944

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




cumshitter posted:

i just remembered one of my best friends out here is an insanely smart dude. hes an anarchist and he believes in conspiracy theories and alternate takes on history like francies bacon was the guy who wrote shakespeares plays because the queen of england wanted him to elevate the english language. he argues the point as if hes serious but its morel ike: "all of history and facts are like trying to put a log back together from its ashes. i wasnt there when it burned, therefore i dont even know what im reconstructing so ill just believe the craziest thing possible because its fun."

we met and became friends because we were both perpetually stoned at the barnes & noble we worked at. one time while he was there an army recruiter came in to buy some books and my friend was talking to him. they started talking about 9/11 and my friend said it wasn't an act of evil. the recruiter offered to drive him back to the recruitment office and he took him up on it

he went there and spent several hours debatin gwith a bunch of marines. ill sum up their argument in one sentence:

"I'm saying that 9/11 was not an objectively evil act. Many people, specifically the guys who flew the plane, thought it was morally just and right."

he told me it was really obvious they wanted to punch him and that they were used to dealing with problems in physical ways so he was having fund ebating with them in a setting where there was no force solution to the problem.

this same guy gave the larouchites his phone number and debated them for hours until they transferred them to their various history/politics/finance experts and then until they stopped calling him altogether. i am glad to have him as a friend.

the belief that shakespeare didnt write his own work stems from him being middle class and the british being unable to believe that a non aristocrat could be king poo poo of gently caress mountain wrt their literature

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

cumshitter is Rich AF so he just buys alts

nah we are both big dorks and we geek out making fun of alt right youtubes and poo poo. hes more into it than me though.

i did have my own run ins with the larouchites though. they would call the police on you at my campus if you disagreed with them and i filed complaints up to the administration to the point where they told the police to gently caress off and stop sticking up for the larouchite

to clrify this was a cali state school and pretty much all of them have a police department on campus and are all free speech zones

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


MaxxBot posted:

Jeb!'s brother kept us safe :colbert:

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