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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Yinlock posted:

most of the "mistranslated" news we get are survivors escaping and sharing the most hosed-up stories imaginable

Oh hey, speaking of torture camps it's the 4th of July! Happy 4th everyone!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW7Qcry0ziA

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Epic High Five posted:

THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE


It was a good book overall, but I think I'm ready to never read a supernatural book that centers around and affluent and anxious, cloistered young white woman becoming slowly unhinged as a metaphor for her evolving sexuality or some such trope again.


thats a shame cos thats literally every novel

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/bakedalaska/status/882117128584933380

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

eatin' avocucko toast with my homies lil' kimmy and the rodman

how does that taste

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
power mushrooms and mushroom clouds both cause growths. checks out.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


quote:

Yes. Just a couple of months into their development, little humans begin peeing freely into the amniotic fluid that surrounds them in the womb. Then, foreshadowing all the gross stuff that babies do once they’re born, they’ll consume that urine as they swallow the amniotic fluid. Every last one of us has spent several months drinking our own pee.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6qbSHKzcmI

hope we can all chill out to this when the missies fly


goodbye rear end

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP



quote:


“We pass through a final checkpoint and open the door to the elevator. At the entrance they’ve added a decorative touch: a giant mural of Mario, the cartoon plumber from the video game. At the bottom, Mario stands next to a mushroom cloud. Missile crews are known for their dark humor.”

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

punchymcpunch posted:

thats a shame cos thats literally every novel

this motherfukker has clearly never heard of bill burroughs :colbert:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

how does that taste

i put 7 different kinds of bespoke hot sauce on it so its spicy enough for a white house press conference

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



thank u baked alaska

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

TRUMP

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

MAGA Warlord posted:

This would be a qualitative step forward if initial analyses are to be believed - People On Twitter Who Seem To Know Stuff claim that this missile could be capable of hitting all of Alaska

Nice I'm first see ya suckers

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

I can only read these is Salvia Eriks ignorant commentor voice.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/882123621560455169

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Slamhound posted:

I worked in an ice cream store and vanilla was the most popular soft serve. If someone asked for vanilla and we only had chocolate, they'd say no. If someone wanted chocolate and all we had was vanilla, they'd take it.

wow i didnt know they had ice cream stores


IN HELL

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

on the other hand

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/882068953912274944

china dude

nk's not into you

let it go man

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

i put 7 different kinds of bespoke hot sauce on it so its spicy enough for a white house press conference

how basic are you that you cant find a good hot sauce you actually enjoy


:sad:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

thats a shame cos thats literally every novel

catch-22?????

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Excuse you

https://twitter.com/john92021/status/882122688944156674

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Rah! posted:

wow i didnt know they had ice cream stores


IN HELL

theres an ice cream store itt?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

catch-22?????

natelys whores sisters awakening

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

lmao i should have checked this thread as soon as I got out of work :vince:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

MAGA Warlord posted:

This would be a qualitative step forward if initial analyses are to be believed - People On Twitter Who Seem To Know Stuff claim that this missile could be capable of hitting all of Alaska


baked alaska

*wiggles bleached eyebrows provocatively*

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

http://i.imgur.com/NzqHI1X.mp4

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



:hai:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
quote="Rah!" post="474022001"]
wow i didnt know they had ice cream stores


IN HELL
[/quote]

its iScream MORON

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

baked alascuck

*wiggles bleached eyebrows provocatively*

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
¡Jeb!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

cumshitter posted:

quote="Rah!" post="474022001"]
wow i didnt know they had ice cream stores


IN HELL

its iScream MORON
[/quote]

you scream moron when you come or when he comes, right before you poo poo it back on him?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



i mean i guess we can pretend thats supposed to look like reagan and gorby

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

oh it's that guy that's definitely not gay and started the #HeterosexualDay tag to prove he doesn't enjoy cock

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

its iScream MORON

you scream moron when you come or when he comes, right before you poo poo it back on him?
[/quote]

when i make love to slow adults im slow, patient, and accomodating and iensure they are never self conscious about their affliction

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


https://twitter.com/BrazenlyLiberal/status/881978332442701825

lovely statues own

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Wonder who's gonna be the next Osama

Is it...is it me?!?

lmao good luck writing somethin as good as akira

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/gopdebatebot/status/882113324938285057

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


The Baked Alaska dude is from southern California? How does that area ever produce alt-right cucks like him and Miller?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



zeal posted:

wait what happened to break frankey muniz's brain

the late 90s

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

pretty sure lapels havent been that big since the baroque era and also

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Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

weird link broke

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