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nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

i dunno dropping all of the party line democrat bullshit has made it way easier for me to enjoy the things that are deemed absolutely haram as cultural appropriation and speak to people like human beings instead of doing some mental algebra on what is acceptable or not to say according to the Identity Politics Handbook

# ? Jul 4, 2017 06:53

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 07:28

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

nigga crab pollock posted:

i dunno dropping all of the party line democrat bullshit has made it way easier for me to enjoy the things that are deemed absolutely haram as cultural appropriation and speak to people like human beings instead of doing some mental algebra on what is acceptable or not to say according to the Identity Politics Handbook

the only truth is the gospel. i believe this with all my heart. it is acid to kingdoms, and men of power

# ? Jul 4, 2017 06:56

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

The White Dragon posted:

same... well, minus the dating the imwithher, i was hooking up with some haole chick who i only met because she didn't want to fail her classes, otherwise she just stayed in and played wow and poo poo

i was getting pretty into the whole modern white man's burden ideology, but then one day i realized i was harboring a seething ill will towards my best friend in the entire goddamn world for telling an off-color joke once. in that moment, i knew i, and everything i was being told, couldn't have been more wrong.

I used to be against the Cleveland Indians logo.

I found out I was part native american. Now? I find it weirdly cool because I too have a dumb rear end grin like Chief Wahoo. I'm more disheartened that the Native Americans that share my blood are treated like poo poo like at DAPL, etc than a stupid logo.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 06:59

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

Orkin Mang posted:

the only truth is the gospel. i believe this with all my heart. it is acid to kingdoms, and men of power

teres this thing called the 'holy roman empite' u should look it up

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:04

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

nigga crab pollock posted:

teres this thing called the 'holy roman empite' u should look it up

past tense, old bean

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:05

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

if it was acid to an empire why would they have built one around it then bub

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:08

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

nigga crab pollock posted:

if it was acid to an empire why would they have built one around it then bub

they were just confused

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:10

SickZip: Jul 29, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

flashy_mcflash posted:

It's amazing how people naturally drift towards the GOP when they realize they're racist, huh

Really makes ya think

quote:

The alt-right�s ground force did not come from �right wingers�, it came from the left. The Alt-Right isn�t a conservative movement, it�s a social state tax-revolt. They aren�t �taking advantage of infighting� as certain leftists fear. They are leftist infighting.

People keep making a big deal of the Alt-Right being �identitarian�, as though this were a bizarre thing to have occurred. It isn�t. It�s completely consistent with their origin. Their �ideological core� might be actual right-wingers, but that�s completely immaterial. Most of them don�t have an �ideology�. They�re there to piss off the left. They may claim allegiance to [older racists], but this is the same way the Left adheres to Judith Butler. A bunch of illiterate peasants joined the Soviets when they wanted to fight the Czar � do you think that they�d all carefully selected Bolshevism when they went ideology hunting? Those with common enemies close ranks regardless of origin.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:17

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Wasn't 'alt-right' coined by Richard Spencer?

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:19

SickZip: Jul 29, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Avirosb posted:

Wasn't 'alt-right' coined by Richard Spencer?

no.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:24

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

SickZip posted:

no.

Then who? It sounds stupid so it might as well have been.
I had no idea the alt-right were made up of Bernie bros.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:25

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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Avirosb posted:

Then who? It sounds stupid so it might as well have been.
I had no idea the alt-right were made up of Bernie bros.

A LOT of bernie bros said gently caress the democratic party after the election.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:31

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Pawn 17 posted:

A LOT of bernie bros said gently caress the democratic party after the election.

They probably did before the election as well.
First time voters and all that.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:34

SickZip: Jul 29, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Avirosb posted:

Then who? It sounds stupid so it might as well have been.
I had no idea the alt-right were made up of Bernie bros.

http://www.unz.com/article/the-decline-and-rise-of-the-alternative-right/

the modern alt right is the result of the hybridization of a conservative reaction against bush and the neocons and leftist reaction against their own excesses. it appropriates the ideology of the original alternative right, the buchanan style paleocons, but is mainly animated by spite and what it opposes rather then what it is.

the description of it as a social tax revolt is one of the better characterizations Ive heard.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:41

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Huh. A social tax revolt with memes is a good way to be taken seriously.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:44

theperminator: Sep 16, 2009; by Smythe; Fun Shoe

Avirosb posted:

Huh. A social tax revolt with memes is a good way to be taken seriously.

I hear it's much better to punch people in the face and call them nazis

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:54

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

theperminator posted:

I hear it's much better to punch people in the face and call them nazis

There's no discernible difference between antifa and the alt-right (both irrational lefties, right?) but Richard Spencer is definitely a nazi.
Let the poor idiots have at it, it's amusing in every way.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:59

Judakel: Jul 29, 2004; Can't post for 9 years!

Avirosb posted:

There's no discernible difference between antifa and the alt-right (both irrational lefties, right?) but Richard Spencer is definitely a nazi.
Let the poor idiots have at it, it's amusing in every way.

lol i hope the icbm hits you first

# ? Jul 4, 2017 08:01

SickZip: Jul 29, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Avirosb posted:

Huh. A social tax revolt with memes is a good way to be taken seriously.

"serious" political discourse is currently defined as the kind of opinion that you would hear at a K Street cocktail hour. if you're the kind of person who would never be invited to one, then your opinion will never be "serious"

people do destructive things when frustrated and frustration is the correct response to a system designed to shut you out

# ? Jul 4, 2017 08:05

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

SickZip posted:

"serious" political discourse is currently defined as the kind of opinion that you would hear at a K Street cocktail hour. if you're the kind of person who would never be invited to one, then your opinion will never be "serious"

people do destructive things when frustrated and frustration is the correct response to a system designed to shut you out

Indeed. This is also why we see so much religious extremism.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 08:12

theperminator: Sep 16, 2009; by Smythe; Fun Shoe

Extrapolating from the liberal bs that people become religious extremists because they were excluded from a soccer game in school, I suppose lions hunt their prey because we don't make them feel welcome and integrated enough.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 08:16

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

theperminator posted:

Extrapolating from the liberal bs that people become religious extremists because they were excluded from a soccer game in school, I suppose lions hunt their prey because we don't make them feel welcome and integrated enough.

Extrapolating a strawman? How quaint.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 08:17

Skypie: Sep 28, 2008

Everyone please, it's the 4th, let's celebrate together. I'm having a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Stout right now as I finish up loving around in video games and go doze on the couch.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 08:26

Chillgamesh: Jul 29, 2014

theperminator posted:

Extrapolating from the liberal bs that people become religious extremists because they were excluded from a soccer game in school, I suppose lions hunt their prey because we don't make them feel welcome and integrated enough.

Jihadis fighting the noble war against the infidel are exactly like the courageous lion, I agree

# ? Jul 4, 2017 08:32

theperminator: Sep 16, 2009; by Smythe; Fun Shoe

Heaven Spacey posted:

Jihadis fighting the noble war against the infidel are exactly like the courageous lion, I agree

A lions prey runs away, a liberal says "we all deserve this" and enacts policies to ensure everyone gets eaten.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 08:38

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

The White Dragon posted:

i know some libertarians irl and they're pretty chill people but some of their views are pretty

I had a friend/co-worker who dealt weed out of his apartment and he was a cool guy but severely libertarian and sometimes he'd get into these rants about how even the sick and infirm can find jobs turning a crank somewhere and it was like yikes

He ended up moving home after his roommate stole tens of thousands of dollars from him and moved out suddenly

# ? Jul 4, 2017 08:38

Chillgamesh: Jul 29, 2014

theperminator posted:

A lions prey runs away, a liberal says "we all deserve this" and enacts policies to ensure everyone gets eaten.

The world has three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes

# ? Jul 4, 2017 08:53

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Heaven Spacey posted:

The world has three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes

rear end in a top hat; the secret third gender.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 08:56

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

no one can stop America. we rule the god drat world. we go where we want and kill whom we wish. we invent weapons that can end the loving world just to gently caress you over if you spark our unholy wrath, and we dont even know they will work right, they might light the atmosphere on fire and torch the planet, we dont know, we dont give a gently caress, so long as it fucks you too, because that's how we roll

now watch as you consume our culture and your brains rot and your teeth fall out while you get fat and jerk yourselves off to our movies and music while screeching about how much we suck

# ? Jul 4, 2017 09:36

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

INDEPENDENCE DAY, FUCKERS

# ? Jul 4, 2017 09:37

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Zippy the Bummer posted:

no one can stop America. we rule the god drat world. we go where we want and kill whom we wish. we invent weapons that can end the loving world just to gently caress you over if you spark our unholy wrath, and we dont even know they will work right, they might light the atmosphere on fire and torch the planet, we dont know, we dont give a gently caress, so long as it fucks you too, because that's how we roll

now watch as you consume our culture and your brains rot and your teeth fall out while you get fat and jerk yourselves off to our movies and music while screeching about how much we suck

Roughly 1% of you are okay. They're the ones who made America great.
The remaining 99% are just filler.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 09:41

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Avirosb posted:

Roughly 1% of you are okay. They're the ones who made America great.
The remaining 99% are just filler.

The ones who made America great died long ago.

What you see today are the kids squandering the inheritance in a syphilis ridden party of heroin enthusiasts firing freedom bullets from their AR-15s into the air as they act out scenes from Idiocracy.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 10:22

Nerses IV: May 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

DancingShade posted:

The ones who made America great died long ago.

What you see today are the kids squandering the inheritance in a syphilis ridden party of heroin enthusiasts firing freedom bullets from their AR-15s into the air as they act out scenes from Idiocracy.

The only way you can tell you're talking about modern times specifically is because you mentioned AR-15s

# ? Jul 4, 2017 12:11

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Avirosb posted:

Huh. A social tax revolt with memes is a good way to be taken seriously.

weirdly, it's a political movement that is both irrelevant and capable of making idiots on this website froth with rage

# ? Jul 4, 2017 12:48

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

VikingSkull posted:

weirdly, it's a political movement that is both irrelevant and capable of making idiots on this website froth with rage

People find joy in most things, not limited to frothing at irrelevant things.
Weirdly.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 12:52

T.S. Smelliot: Apr 23, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Wolfsheim posted:

wait are you saying we should start a war to liberate north korea

uhhh you guys are supposed to be against neoconservatives playing world police right

Being hesitant to accept a hostile country routinely capturing and torturing our citizens to death while regularly threatening us and our allies with "utter nuclear annihilation" is playing world police, right

# ? Jul 4, 2017 13:13