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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The important thing to remember about condiments is that the neon-yellow shite most Americans call mustard is bullshit. Obama and his burger was right!

E: Tax:

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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Why we gotta be picky 'bout junkfood

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Gravy goes well with hotdogs.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
so muir's really gone off the deep end with the porn poo poo huh

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
If anybody actually checks on that you deserve what you get.

Starving Wolf
Apr 2, 2010

MUCH LATER
Yams Fan
Sweet christ why did I check

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Starving Wolf posted:

Sweet christ why did I check

Wang_Tang
Jan 11, 2004

Cryptologic

Streak posted:

so muir's really gone off the deep end with the porn poo poo huh

One has to wonder if the shift towards straight-up porn was because it got him more followers/page views or if it was always what he wanted to do.

Just imagine what his trailer smells like now...

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Samurai Sanders posted:

I love octopi and I am unreasonably miffed that the suckers are on the top of the arms...unless that's part of the metaphor I don't understand.

If you really loved them, you'd know the plural is octopodes. (Or octopuses.) :colbert:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Cat Mattress posted:

If you really loved them, you'd know the plural is octopodes. (Or octopuses.) :colbert:

Is "prove your love for octopus" really a path we want to tread?

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Starving Wolf posted:

Sweet christ why did I check

Sam Elliott, why


also I am amused that the comic is presented as a 575 x 308 panel. Apparently Muir is still on a 15" 800 x 600 CRT

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Iran holds Donald Trump cartoon contest

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/iran-holds-donald-trump-cartoon-contest-a7822046.html#gallery

Apparently the winner get a 5'' hard disc.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

You just know this will devolve into another Muhammad debacle.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Avirosb posted:

You just know this will devolve into another Muhammad debacle.



We live in a episode of Black Mirror

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Alhazred posted:

Is "prove your love for octopus" really a path we want to tread?
I love octopi but say gently caress language prescriptivism to hell.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Nenonen fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Jul 4, 2017

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks
Happy anniversary of the ratification of the Declaration of Independence, not the vote to declare independence

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Pants Donkey posted:

I hate these stupid "common sense" solutions. Most congress critters are quite wealthy, and even if they aren't the job pays six figures a year. So you could put them on practically any heatlhcare plan, and it wouldn't loving matter because they can straight-up afford a decent plan without any assistance.

Plus Congress and their staffers already get their health insurance on the Obamacare exchanges. (But find me a conservative who will believe that.) During the debates over Obamacare, Chuck Grassley offered an amendment requiring Congress to get their health care through the exchanges, figuring that the Democrats would refuse and he could get PR points out of it. Instead, they called his bluff and extended the exchanges to cover Congress.

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

Fulchrum posted:

Didn't he lose his mind being in New York on 9/11?

I've forgotten the worst parts of it, but he released a slew of unhinged public statements about Muslims and tried to make a comic so crazy that DC wouldn't let him use Batman as the lead, he had to make generic heroes for, "Holy Terror." The artwork is exceptionally ugly and the dialogue rambles on and on.



quote:

'Occupy' is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mob, fed by Woodstock-era nostalgia and putrid false righteousness. These clowns can do nothing but harm America.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/f/frank_miller.html

Miller: "Nobody questions why we, after Pearl Harbor, attacked nazi Germany. It was because we were taking on a form of global fascism. We're doing the same thing now."
Conan: "They did declare war on us."
Miller: "Yeah, what I mean is, so did Iraq!"
-NPR interview

Edit: Dogs

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Post 9-11 User posted:

I've forgotten the worst parts of it, but he released a slew of unhinged public statements about Muslims and tried to make a comic so crazy that DC wouldn't let him use Batman as the lead, he had to make generic heroes for, "Holy Terror." The artwork is exceptionally ugly and the dialogue rambles on and on.



Batman is like a honey trap for insane racists:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Lodin posted:

The important thing to remember about condiments is that the neon-yellow shite most Americans call mustard is bullshit. Obama and his burger was right!

To be fair, most of the food you eat in America is bastardized bullshit. Like "cheddar" for example.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Johnny Walker posted:

See, I hear people talk a lot about crazy lefty loons and all and yeah we've got ours but man the right is just chock full of 'em.

The more I read the more I thought this must be satire because it reads sort of like a Bear Cave Soup article but no, I am pretty sure this was for real.

:yikes: Christ, maybe they should have called it Ron Paul ketchup? Maybe infused it with colloidal silver?

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


Imagine buying any of those dbd packages :laffo:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
i'm rather imagine killing myself

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Starving Wolf posted:

Sweet christ why did I check

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Streak posted:

so muir's really gone off the deep end with the porn poo poo huh

I can only imagine how angry Muir would've been if he ever saw the Parks and Recreation episodes with Sam Elliot.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I dont know who Muir is and at this point im to afraid to ask.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Hihohe posted:

I dont know who Muir is and at this point im to afraid to ask.

you are the wisest goon in this thread, then

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Hihohe posted:

I dont know who Muir is and at this point im to afraid to ask.

Author of the only comic that's been outright banned from the thread.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Hihohe posted:

I dont know who Muir is and at this point im to afraid to ask.

Ignorance is bliss.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Garrison posted:

We have another 4th of July holiday and I just finished reading the Declaration of Independence. In it, our founding fathers proclaimed their right to throw off the despotism forced upon them by the king of Great Britain.

Today we face similar injustices forced upon us by the Deep State and our own government. They have plundered our wealth with onerous taxes. They have excited domestic insurrections against us (think of the antifa, the lying media, and the imported Islamist terrorists). We are now enduring rampant lies, graft, plunder, pedophilia and satanism at the highest levels of government. And of course, we have endless war.

Our government has become a vast swamp of injustice and corruption. They ardently wish the assassination of a populist president who wants to drain that swap.

If the forces of darkness succeed, maybe it will be time for another Declaration of Independence from tyranny.

—Ben Garrison

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Regalingualius posted:

Author of the only comic that's been outright banned from the thread.

Didn't we also ban that john k copycat who had no idea how to show motion or proportionality?

Not necessarily for his terrible views, but because his work was nausea-inducing.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Garrison posted:

They ardently wish the assassination of a populist president who wants to drain that swap.

Anyone born in this era can get to experience two completely different universes. One where the above is true, and another where the above is ridiculous on face of facts.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Pander posted:

Didn't we also ban that john k copycat who had no idea how to show motion or proportionality?

Not necessarily for his terrible views, but because his work was nausea-inducing.

I thought it was mostly because it tended to dominate the thread for any number of reasons

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Tei posted:

Anyone born in this era can get to experience two completely different universes. One where the above is true, and another where the above is ridiculous on face of facts.

Don't forget

quote:

We are now enduring rampant lies, graft, plunder, pedophilia and satanism at the highest levels of government.

continued pizzagating.

Also, I've said it before and I'll say it again: "America First" has historically only been used as a slogan by actual Nazis and Nazi sympathizers.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Is Trump pointing at the sun because he wants to fly into it? That never works out well!

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Stultus Maximus posted:

continued pizzagating.
Also "Satanism" is still basically a reference to Spirit Cooking. Garrison's the only one I know still clinging to that.

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fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Pander posted:

Didn't we also ban that john k copycat who had no idea how to show motion or proportionality?

Not necessarily for his terrible views, but because his work was nausea-inducing.

I think that was cause jagger mcdagger ran out of comics to post

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