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hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Fallen Hamprince posted:

Melanchon: Roughly as cool as will-i-am talking to wolf blitzer

wil.i.am is one of the coolest men in the world.

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
the two boys made up

https://twitter.com/M_Orphelin/stat...603_823448.html

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


L'Empereur Néolibéral I

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
totally bought a box of macarons the other day

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
What'd you do over your summer vacation?

Macron: "Busted some unions, crippled the social foundation of my society, went all GILFhunter."

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

consumed by normies posted:

L'Empereur Néolibéral I

He's got a thing with Merkel going so the Third Empire isn't getting crushed by the Prussians this time at least

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


yikes, i thought the left were supposed to be the racists, not the center!

https://twitter.com/JJBourdin_RMC/status/882130792473911296

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

I'm glad France avoided electing a fascist lmao

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/EmmanuelMacron/status/882530782526541824

wow, melanchon was right. pretty clear evidence that macron has gone mad with power here

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

consumed by normies posted:

L'Empereur Néolibéral I

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 220 days!

Condiv posted:

yikes, i thought the left were supposed to be the racists, not the center!

https://twitter.com/JJBourdin_RMC/status/882130792473911296

is this french for superpredator

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Fallen Hamprince posted:

https://twitter.com/EmmanuelMacron/status/882530782526541824

wow, melanchon was right. pretty clear evidence that macron has gone mad with power here
tbf it's been a week of corpse-stealing as Kohl's body was for absolutely no good reason pilfered by the EU of all things against the wishes of his family lol

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Macron reminds me of the villain in a Tom Clancy novel.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

I'm the rings

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Macron reminds me of the villain in a Tom Clancy novel.

I don't see why, it's perfectly normal for a centrist to believe in the need for kings and that they sold be be distant from three people as of a God and that they some how have thoughts that are too complex for the media about a day celebrating the birth of French democracy. No that seems normal, right?

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/txprice/status/882781934572752897

macron owns

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
im the jacket taken from my defeated enemies :allears:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Macron is truly the liberal trump

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

kneel before macaroon

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Macron reminds me of the villain in a Tom Clancy novel.

That photo looks like it's about to cut away to Bond sabotaging the missile in the nick of time.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Peel posted:

That photo looks like it's about to cut away to Bond sabotaging the missile in the nick of time.
Funny our national news service is running it as: "Le nouveau James Bond est arrivé"

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

well, it's the photo where he's helicoptered onto a sub, but same difference

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

R. Mute posted:

well, it's the photo where he's helicoptered onto a sub, but same difference

lol helicoptered onto a sub

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

In any other spy thriller Macron would be coded gay so you know he's a bad guy, but in the woke 21st Century literature he's just a granny pervert instead.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
could still be gay or asexual hate machine in need of a beard

Or an alien lizard who can't interbreed with filthy humans

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Peel posted:

That photo looks like it's about to cut away to Bond sabotaging the missile in the nick of time.

nah, like twenty minutes earlier in the movie where bond is locked in a missile tube strapped to a giant baguette

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

So has there been any approval polling since Macron ripped off the mask to reveal an anti-republican megalomaniac?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
The only poll i've seen was that only 1 people in four was convinced by his congress speech, so pretty much his score at the first round.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

In any other spy thriller Macron would be coded gay so you know he's a bad guy, but in the woke 21st Century literature he's just a granny pervert instead.

he met his wife when he was a teenager so really he's more of a MILF hunter with strong sense of commitment

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



Pener Kropoopkin posted:

So has there been any approval polling since Macron ripped off the mask to reveal an anti-republican megalomaniac?

it's apparently plummeted to around +7 from the previous high of +20

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



gonna be pretty sick to see in the next year if the french revolution had any kind of traction or if everyone really just loves the loving bourbons, i guess

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Vermain posted:

it's apparently plummeted to around +7 from the previous high of +20

How fast did Hollande break the record?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i am delighted to find that marcon is nuts

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
"king of the gods"
goes through a firing drill on a ballistic missile sub
thinking thoughts too complicated to take questions atm

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


can a mortal truly comprehend the thoughts of a god?

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Macron seems pretty cool to me.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
marcon "god complex" bonaparte

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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
You'd figure that by now France would be able to spot a megalomaniac coming

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