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bump_fn posted:america im nor high enough Same
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do they have fast food at the megachurch
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i think i got a good america experience i went all over
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Jose posted:i wanted to experience a proper sunday service but it didn't happen enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2kLqsn9594
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punchymcpunch posted:do they have fast food at the megachurch quote:For the Ellis family of Plano, Texas, church is not some chore to attend to on Easter Sunday. It's not even just a Sunday outing. The Ellises spend as much time at Prestonwood Baptist Church as they do at their home.
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bump_fn posted:america im nor high enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_uh8XjgLTE
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Jul 4, 2017 13:33
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Fave prosperity pastor is still Creflo Dollar. He named himself Dollar; that's just too on-the-nose.
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Jose posted:i think i got a good america experience i went all over did you ask for tea then get served a perplexingly large bucket of ice and syrup this seems to be a p common experience
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consumed by normies posted:i used to live like 5 minutes from the summit/lakewood church, joel osteens megachurch. boy sundays sucked i remember when the rockets played there
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gradenko_2000 posted:Fave prosperity pastor is still Creflo Dollar. holla holla get me
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Lmao you guys started worshipping the malls directly. Also is prosperity gospel just Grace except you can tell who God is letting into heaven by how rich they are?
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Annual Prophet posted:did you ask for tea then get served a perplexingly large bucket of ice and syrup no but then i don't think i ever asked for tea
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fuckin stupid gym doesnt open for another 20 mins this bullshit holiday is realyl doing a number on my schedule
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having been awake since 3am this day is started to get tiring
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jarofpiss posted:fuckin stupid gym doesnt open for another 20 mins this bullshit holiday is realyl doing a number on my schedule disgusting, maybe u should go clean trump's hollywood star as penance
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Jul 4, 2017 13:44
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jarofpiss posted:i remember when the rockets played there hakeem....
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when she sees him, anck su namun is gonna decide its better just to stay dead
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Jul 4, 2017 13:50
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i saw some posts last night that said we are at war with north korea but i didnt read the thread, is that still on?
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tbh not gonna read the thread very closely when its just pics of cuckerberg pretending to be human
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jarofpiss posted:i saw some posts last night that said we are at war with north korea but i didnt read the thread, is that still on? trump has sent kushner to north korea ot broker peace
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Jul 4, 2017 13:54
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Jose posted:trump has sent kushner to north korea ot broker peace gently caress yeah!! war still on everyone!!! get ur bats and ur guns!!~
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Mayor Dave posted:i think every foreign tourist should add a megachurch to their itinerary, because that's just about the only way to truly experience america i once attended a p chill evangelical service that had a guy that looked like Jesus playing acoustic guitar...i was just there cause I was like 16 and trying to get in someones pants tho
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Jul 4, 2017 13:58
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hopefully the North Korean Missle Crisis distracts the public from the upcoming healthcare vote so the deaths of boomers can go unabated.
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Jul 4, 2017 13:59
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LMAO I completely forgot about drat Yankees and Ted Nugget being in that band
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Mariana Horchata posted:i once attended a p chill evangelical service that had a guy that looked like Jesus playing acoustic guitar...i was just there cause I was like 16 and trying to get in someones pants tho churhc seems a bad place for this
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Jul 4, 2017 14:01
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Mariana Horchata posted:i once attended a p chill evangelical service that had a guy that looked like Jesus playing acoustic guitar...i was just there cause I was like 16 and trying to get in someones pants tho that was the actual jesus testing u
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Ramadu posted:that has to smell fowl What the gently caress did you just loving say, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
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Louisiana rejected the voter registration request I don't have the exact list on hand but it's now at nearly 40 states
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lorn Wayne posted:What the gently caress did you just loving say, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo. 
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nopantsjack posted:Lmao you guys started worshipping the malls directly. p. much yeah
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Chris James 2 posted:Louisiana rejected the voter registration request how many states have agreed to the demands? just Texas so far?
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call me crazy but i suspect that this image has been 'modified' in some sense 
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Mayor Dave posted:p. much yeah Lol that's like the direct opposite of Christianity
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nopantsjack posted:Lol that's like the direct opposite of Christianity you see when jesus said "gently caress rich people stab em to death" he actually meant gently caress the poors
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