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punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Tesseraction posted:

is that ent wearing a diaper emoji

oh poo poo does Depends not mean an adult diaper over there

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Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

why does donald trump like sparklers best?

because they go PISSSSSSSSSSS

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:39

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

oh poo poo does Depends not mean an adult diaper over there

idk I live in the united kingdom and dont wear adult diaprs

well at lesat not out of necessity

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:39

fatherboxx: Mar 25, 2013

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/882238034422505473

now watch this drive

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:41

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

jBrereton posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/882186896285282304

So is there anyone in this performance who isn't white? I think we finally found the whitest musical performance.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:41

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

punchymcpunch posted:

more like

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in Depends� Ent day AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ahhh hHAHAHhaaaaaaa

AHHAHAH gently caress YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:42

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Mariana Horchata posted:

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:42

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:46

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

jBrereton posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/882186896285282304

yikes

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:46

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Mr. Sharps posted:

pretty funny that the symbol for the primacy of free market heath care is a baby with the most preexisting condition ever.

https://twitter.com/czarneckims/status/881980072134983680

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:49

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

GrimGypsy posted:

dont gently caress up asia yet you dumb fucks I wanted to take like one or two more trips there I hadn't seen all the spots I wanted to yet gently caress you trump

do you really want to be braindead that badly

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:49

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/cnni/status/882154789307637760

dragon rising

lmao of course

china is fraudulent as hell

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:49

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/czarneckims/status/881980072134983680

As opposed to the current system where every person's insurance agent is their own death panel?

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:50

freckle: Apr 6, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Addamere posted:

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:50

Perfectly Safe: May 30, 2003; no danger here.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:52

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

SKULL.GIF posted:

do you really want to be braindead that badly

lol @ anyone who thinks there shall remain one undamaged brain

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:54

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

in the land of the brokebraned the no-braned man is king

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:56

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Addamere posted:

As opposed to the current system where every person's insurance agent is their own death panel?

CHOICE!

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:58

Pascallion: Sep 15, 2003; Man, what the fuck, man?

Addamere posted:

As opposed to the current system where every person's insurance agent is their own death panel?

Well due to prosperity theology either:
1) I've got all this money (God must love me!) so it's not a problem.
2) I don't got any money, but god loves me so I will soon, so it's not a problem.

Corollary:
1) gently caress the poors, they obviously did something to piss off God.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:00

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Washington Post posted:

CHICAGO � To graduate from a public high school in Chicago, students will soon have to meet a new and unusual requirement: They must show that they�ve secured a job or received a letter of acceptance to college, a trade apprenticeship, a gap year program or the military.

Mayor Rahm Emanuel (D) said he wants to make clear that the nation�s third-largest school system is not just responsible for shepherding teenagers to the end of their senior year, but also for setting them on a path to a productive future.

�We are going to help kids have a plan, because they�re going to need it to succeed,� he said. �You cannot have kids think that 12th grade is done.�

Few would dispute that kids often need more than a high school diploma to thrive in today�s economy, but there is a simmering debate about the extent to which schools should be � and realistically can be � expected to ensure their graduates receive further training.

Emanuel�s plan, approved by the Board of Education in late May, has planted Chicago at the center of that debate.

Experts say Chicago Public Schools is the first big-city system to make post-graduation plans a graduation requirement. But the question is whether the cash-strapped district can provide enough mentoring and counseling to help its neediest students succeed when the rule takes effect in 2020.

smh

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:02

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

Oh sweet, all those jobs and free colleges will finally be filled. Enough of the stupid millennials choosing to fail.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:03

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Oh sweet, all those jobs and free colleges will finally be filled. Enough of the stupid millennials choosing to fail.

Sir Tonk posted:

CHOICE!

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:06

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Can't post for 4 hours!; Bread Liar

Perfectly Safe posted:

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:09

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Perfectly Safe posted:

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Bananasaurus Rex: Mar 19, 2009

I'm at a parade and the Libertarians had their own little marching section with their don't tread on me flag. :3:

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:10

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Did something break with the twitter links? They're not embedding any more.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:11

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

I'm at a parade and the Libertarians had their own little marching section with their don't tread on me flag.

hypocrites shouldn't be on the government roads :colbert:

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:11

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

I'm at a parade and the Libertarians had their own little marching section with their don't tread on me flag.

https://twitter.com/dubsteppenwolf/status/881962487368884224

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:13

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Chris James 2 posted:

smh

That's insane. If they're going to do this, they will need to put up the funds to create a program that assists these kids in accomplishing this goal for requirement. They can't just tell these kids get a job or accepted to college if you want your diploma.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:13

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Did something break with the twitter links? They're not embedding any more.

try again later, twitter servers suck sometimes and won't load images/embed properly but will still send the link/text information

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:14

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

That's insane. If they're going to do this, they will need to put up the funds to create a program that assists these kids in accomplishing this goal for requirement. They can't just tell these kids get a job or accepted to college if you want your diploma.

Good thing Chicago's government and public school system is awash in piles and piles of money!

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:15

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

one six and one nine is all i need baby niiiiice

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:17

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Can't post for 4 hours!

https://twitter.com/SimpsonsQOTD/status/882254946292445184

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:18

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

SKULL.GIF posted:

Good thing Chicago's government and public school system is awash in piles and piles of money!

better send in the federal troops to sort it out

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:19

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Addamere posted:

As opposed to the current system where every person's insurance agent is their own death panel?

not tor people without insurance :smugdog:

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:22

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

SKULL.GIF posted:

lmao of course

china is fraudulent as hell

no no, the rampant corruption is clearly not something the chinese would export

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:22

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/dubsteppenwolf/status/881962487368884224

ah yes, not only the classics but some new stuff as well
https://twitter.com/dubsteppenwolf/status/881963722117349378

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:23

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!