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# ? Jul 2, 2017 21:27 |
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Edit: I've legit seen someone bleed out in the street from a bicycle accident (they hit a pothole and slammed face first into the street), but I just went to a bar and got silently poo poo faced while ruminating the meaninglessness and fragility of my own mortality, like a normal human being. Verisimilidude has a new favorite as of 04:27 on Jul 3, 2017 |
# ? Jul 3, 2017 04:06 |
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maswastaken posted:I too find the Nathan Drake part a bit of a stretch. What about the part where the OP continued selling video games post-mortem?
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 04:52 |
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Verisimilidude posted:
Do they not have EMS where either of you two live? Also, more importantly, do you realize how hard it is to "bleed out" from your face, short of massive trauma?
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 05:13 |
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Verisimilidude posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzFPmx96nnA
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 05:16 |
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Bibliotechno Music posted:Did she do that thing girls do sometimes at the Y where they pretend to put their hair in a ponytail but then don't? ow ow oof anon has an underwater weigh in at the doctors
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 06:21 |
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Though that probably did happen.
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 06:21 |
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http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/wow-i-cannot-believe-my-mom-stooped-so-low.136316639/ This is the original source, the 4chab thing is just c/p from the forum thread.
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:06 |
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Verisimilidude posted:
I love how she takes a horrible tragedy and makes it about her feelings 'Look how sad this made me! I had to watch a guy die! That's enough adulting for today.'
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 09:50 |
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TheMostFrench posted:I love how she takes a horrible tragedy and makes it about her feelings 'Look how sad this made me! I had to watch a guy die! That's enough adulting for today.' Are you talking about the image or the forum post? Hard to tell...
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 12:32 |
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Zipperelli. posted:Do they not have EMS where either of you two live? Sometimes it takes a while for EMS to get there. All I know is a giant puddle of blood surrounded the guy's presumably mauled face while he lay motionless on the ground for the ~10 minutes it took for an ambulance to arrive.
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 13:23 |
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 14:01 |
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EmmyOk posted:Are you talking about the image or the forum post? Hard to tell... The image, the image
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 14:14 |
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that's great
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 14:21 |
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:mbisonyesyes:
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 14:21 |
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Wow what a rude dude, that person just wanted to be one of "funny" comments that everybody will see when that image gets shared everywhere later!
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 21:24 |
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 04:31 |
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Treating gay folks like a fashion statement AND like an animal that can only be communicated with by an expert, that's an extra special flavour of tumblr STDH
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 04:54 |
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ghost-anus and culler-of-booty ? hmm
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 05:10 |
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A classic.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:18 |
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:34 |
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Where can I find this amazing emoting bus?
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 18:01 |
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If you want to see an emoting bus, check out the movie cars. If you want to see people enter said emoting bus, check out deviantart
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 18:12 |
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Man, way to unload your racial and sexual insecurities on a guy who merely called your friend fat Clear misuse of Chekhov's Genderfluid
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 18:13 |
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The friend never got on the bus. Too fat.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 18:31 |
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In England they could have got into real trouble - there are laws and channels protecting service/transport workers from harassment. Plus physically grabbing someone literally being assault and you have an issue on your hands.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 18:33 |
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Verisimilidude posted:
This is the Shakespeare of STDH - STDHespeare
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 18:41 |
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They are both p clearly mocking typical STDH tropes, please tell me I have a tiny brain and I am missing your meta jokes because it's impossible you don't realise they are jokes.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 18:45 |
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quote:When Your Gender Draws Fire quote:Repairing Your Faith In Humanity
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 19:08 |
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OH MY GOD WHY IS THAT STORY SO LOOONG
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 19:23 |
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Tunicate posted:Firechief That... really isn't even a story. Suspect I was turned down for a job because I'm female, met the big boss who is-get this-A FEMALE, and after I complain to her about sexism she blows me off. loving bitch, bet she slept her way to the top.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 19:24 |
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 20:06 |
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Even if this one is stdh any dad who sees it is now plotting to pull this stunt.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 21:10 |
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Bogan King posted:Even if this one is stdh any dad who sees it is now plotting to pull this stunt. Like watching a STDH caterpillar emerge from its cocoon, a hi hungry, I'm dad butterfly
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 21:16 |
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Aren't those on the wrong side?
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 23:44 |
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EmmyOk posted:They are both p clearly mocking typical STDH tropes, please tell me I have a tiny brain and I am missing your meta jokes because it's impossible you don't realise they are jokes. I don't know, I could really see this happening!
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 23:57 |
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Bogan King posted:Even if this one is stdh any dad who sees it is now plotting to pull this stunt. You bet your rear end I'm waiting to be able to do that.
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 00:11 |
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BobbyK posted:I don't know, I could really see this happening! "This story is so FAKE, but here is a real version of it that happened to me your neighbourhood goon" Anyway content: quote:Knock, knock. Yeah sure pal, how does an orange knock on a door? And it can talk, lemme guess you married it then
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 00:35 |
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EmmyOk posted:Yeah sure pal, how does an orange knock on a door? His hands aren't that small
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 01:33 |
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Bogan King posted:Even if this one is stdh any dad who sees it is now plotting to pull this stunt. I'm eager for my kids to have phones for me to take away to do this.
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:01 |