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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


🍆 :horse:

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



he was just trying to prove to his wife that people gently caress horses

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

punchymcpunch posted:

he was just trying to prove to his wife that people gently caress horses

:newlol:

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


*Jeff Goldblum casually observes the VP gettin horsefucked*

Mike uh....finds a way

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
the guy fucks












































horses

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
mrs pence is a centaur

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


I'm just glad that Mike is happy and in a stable relationship

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



pence

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.


for anyone who wants to do better than me (which isn't hard because im terrible)

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
a horse gently caress him

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mister magpie posted:



for anyone who wants to do better than me (which isn't hard because im terrible)

heres my take on it

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

punchymcpunch posted:

heres my take on it



lol

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
mike pence thinkin bout that gently caress horse

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

punchymcpunch posted:

heres my take on it



Mike Fuckerhorse does it again! Sorry Ronnie, but nobody Dorks the Horsefucker. This horse can suck anything.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Wow I saw this thread get bumped and remembered that Former Governor of Indiana and Vice President of the United States Michael Pence hosed and was also hosed by a horse.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Top City Homo posted:

This reminds me that Vice President Michael Pence's wife, Karen Pence, is a cuckquean. This is due to the unassailable fact that our Vice President is married and his wife is unaware that he fancies being buggered in his various orifices by a horse's turgid reproductive member.

She isn't unaware, she's relieved that he now has access to a stable relationship and they can keep doing the mother-son stuff they're into at home without her having to occasionally put on the hooves.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Pence wakes up to find horse head in his bed, gets to work

lmao

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Relevant Tangent posted:

She isn't unaware, she's relieved that he now has access to a stable relationship and they can keep doing the mother-son stuff they're into at home without her having to occasionally put on the hooves.

"to have the hooves put on you" is archaic slang for gettin cucked by a horse

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
I remember.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


the thought (of vice president mike pence, sucking and loving a might stallion) is always close at hand, ready to burst into a furious, pounding gallop

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
a great loving was had by one Michael Pence, Vice President of the United States, as he was mounted by a glistening stallion

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
oh hey mike pence hosed a horse













bump

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence hosed a horse

not a pig or a dog

not a chicken or a goat

it was a horse

mike pence hosed a horse

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

Best Giraffe posted:

the thought (of vice president mike pence, sucking and loving a might stallion) is always close at hand, ready to burst into a furious, pounding gallop

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
mike pence hosed that horsey cock clean off

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



maybe every world leader has to gently caress an animal

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



punchymcpunch posted:

maybe every world leader has to gently caress an animal

obama ate dog. i wonder if that means.. you know

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Mike Pence (got) hosed (by) a (((horse)))

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

he gently caress a horse :hai:

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
remember, this 4th of July, Vice President of the United States of America Michael P Pence had sexual intercourse with a muscular thoroughbred race horse.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
today they put sparklers on the horse and it scared the horse and the horse hurt vice president mike pence in his rear end in a top hat.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
He was hung like a horse, because he was a horse

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
HOLY poo poo

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
I JUST REMEMBERED THAT MIKE PENCE hosed A HORSE

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

D1Sergo posted:

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT MIKE PENCE hosed A HORSE

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


D1Sergo posted:

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT MIKE PENCE hosed A HORSE

:drat:

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