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Thoatse posted:Nice meltdown Ive been triggered by BULLSHIT
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Ive been triggered it's july, you should... write a blog about it 
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Ive been triggered The Stimpire claims another victim
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Ive been triggered The sooner you build up a strong resistance to Roberts Science©, the sooner you can just relax and laugh uproariously at the utter mind-boggling wilful ignorance and stupidity of it all. It's better that way.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:How does gravity goo get "turned off"? Maybe it's, like, inert unless you run a charge through it? Or something? I mean we're making poo poo up here already, may as well go for broke.
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Variable 5 posted:Nobody's going to register on your site just to see that link. Ah. It's the site's stats. I didn't realize you had to be logged in to see it.
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Guard Frequency » Guard Frequency Episode 174 | It’s not Rocket Finance http://guardfrequency.com/174 The "Coutts loan" fun starts around 08:00 ps: Don't everyone chant "Derek Smart was right" all at once. Do pace yourselves.
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Shadowlyger posted:Maybe it's, like, inert unless you run a charge through it? Or something? Not until I'm making bank like the Roberts' 
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Tippis posted:The sooner you build up a strong resistance to Roberts Science©, the sooner you can just relax and laugh uproariously at the utter mind-boggling wilful ignorance and stupidity of it all. It's better that way. I was previously inoculated against all of this, but I've been injected with insanity you see, and my blood has been replaced with liquid crystal titanium, which hurts like a motherfucker
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SelenicMartian posted:Star Citizen should have a ship that's basically a water pistol squirting gravity goo at its enemies to crush them. Squirting folks with Black Hole Juice (  ) would be interesting weapon. The individual droplets could even effect ships on a near miss, as they are suddenly pulled toward them. Or a giant cluster of gravity goo coalescing in space could force smaller ships into orbiting them. It would challenge conventional dogfighting mechanics and add some interesting twists to gameplay.So, of course, they wouldn't implement that in the game.
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D_Smart posted:Said the quintessential forum moron who never has a clue about anything. 
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Spatial posted:Making cargo affect the game mechanics is camatose-level game design. Think about this for even one second and you can see it's insane. Get in a dogfight and take some items and you're now slower and less able to fight? What? The obvious result is nobody carrying any cargo at all. In elite your cargo makes your ship less agile but on fighter ships you wont even notice it. On larger freight ships it becomes very noticeable specially when going into different gravity planets back to back. These are things that Elite has had for years and CIG hasn't demonstrated working yet despite having twice the amount of developers.
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Jul 4, 2017 21:58
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Cao Ni Ma posted:These are things that Elite has had for years and CIG hasn't demonstrated working yet despite having twice the amount of developers. But Chris said it's never been done before? God drat the whole "never been done before" things annoys me, it's all been done before idiots, this isn't the first game to have ever been made.
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Jul 4, 2017 22:09
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Rudager posted:But Chris said it's never been done before? What's never been done before is the total inflexibility in the face of technical limitation. Just do it!
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CIG has truly pioneered one field that has never been done before, tricking mentally unstable idiots into defending someone that is scamming them. Wait religion beat them to it by a few thousand years.
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CIG needs to take another loan pronto or this thread will self-destruct. I was gonna say they needed to release 3.0 soon but, 
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Said the quintessential forum moron who never has a clue about anything. [/quote] Bait, hook line and sinker.
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trucutru posted:CIG needs to take another loan pronto or this thread will self-destruct. I'm so loving excited for 3.0, probably even more excited than most citizens. It's going to be an absolute disaster and may very well be what ends up sinking the game. I hope there is a free fly even going on so I can gently caress with citizens in game and not just poke them on reddit.
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Rudager posted:But Chris said it's never been done before? It's never been done before by people who have no idea how to do it.
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Meanwhile, that tick-tick-ticking sound you hear is the increasing irrelevance of anything Chris has promised. Single-developer minecraft clone still in pre-release stage does a video featuring elite style space flight, ringworlds, scriptable ships, pilotable mechs Skip to about 1 minute in where it starts getting good. Sarsapariller fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Jul 4, 2017 |
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why does the r/dereksmart page have a big ol typo in the "links of interest involving derek smart" where it says "derek smarts's something awful sub-forum" dang thats gotta be embarassing
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Ramadu posted:why does the r/dereksmart page have a big ol typo in the "links of interest involving derek smart" where it says "derek smarts's something awful sub-forum" Because the sort of people who'd think it's necessary to archive Dr Smart's public comments are loving idiots.
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Jul 4, 2017 22:43
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Being completely honest here, I sincerely hope that 3.0 is everything all the cultists think it is. I also sincerely hope that Star Citizen releases and is awesome. I would love nothing more than to blow up those massively expensive jpegs that idiots bought.
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Jul 4, 2017 22:48
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spacetoaster posted:Being completely honest here, I sincerely hope that 3.0 is everything all the cultists think it is. I do too because it means we would have developed technology straight out of science fiction to simulate a realistic universe and you and I would be fine tuning our robot bodies after we use quantum computers to transfer our conciousness out of our body while Star Citizen flawlessly simulates a majority of the universe in real time, real size space with millions of characters and ships flawlessly simulated down to the most minute detail.
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I think Croberts might have hired some ex-slack developers https://twitter.com/heyitsgarrett/status/741390884185350144
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Bombcast today: "I have been off the grid living in a monestary in Japan for the past two years. What did I miss?" "Do you remember The Apprentice? Also, Star Citizen still isn't out."
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Space Crabs posted:I do too because it means we would have developed technology straight out of science fiction to simulate a realistic universe and you and I would be fine tuning our robot bodies after we use quantum computers to transfer our conciousness out of our body while Star Citizen flawlessly simulates a majority of the universe in real time, real size space with millions of characters and ships flawlessly simulated down to the most minute detail. I think you'll find that CIG has had a realistic universe simulation for some time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt4r3ksHXng&t=472s Chris Roberts posted:We actually have a full Universe simulation that runs… we actually don’t need it to run on any particular bank of servers. It just actually runs on one server, and it simulates about 20 million AI agents. - Chris Roberts, 10 for the chairman episode 62. 3rd August 2015
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Sorry, I'm not quite sure you got that. He said they had a full 20 million AI, universe simulation, in August 2015!
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Wrecked Angle posted:I think you'll find that CIG has had a realistic universe simulation for some time. Forgive the guy for telling a few tall tales at the time, it's pretty obvious from that still shot he hadn't had a proper hair cut in ages That can make any man go a little sideways
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Jul 4, 2017 23:55
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Makes sense when the planet is smaller in diameter than the Moon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMtShnoOvck
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Wrecked Angle posted:I think you'll find that CIG has had a realistic universe simulation for some time. He didn't say it was a functional simulation. Check mate goonie
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https://twitter.com/StarTravelerORG/status/881999908399656960 Seriously, was hair a stretch goal for $160M? also lol at the underwear that probably has a 1.5 million poly count.
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Drunk Theory posted:Who are all these twitter accounts that try to sell ships by showing off 3d models in underwear? Are you telling me there's a better way to sell spesships?
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https://twitter.com/banditloaf/status/882285136099786752 Bunnyman has unleashed his redacted sex-bot collection on Ben's twitter account.
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