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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

If he was smarter than the average bear, he would have gotten away!

Ed Balls has the pic-i-nic basket!

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I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

jBrereton posted:

what the gently caress why kill the bear

also euthanasia is a voluntary death not animal murdering >: (

i'm sure the bear that ate that girl while she was alive, and on the phone with her parents, was thinking, "WHY THE gently caress ARE YOU MAKING ME EUTHANIZE YOU!"

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/882352687752368129

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

juche avocado posted:

npr can be crazy centrist and milquetoast but i think there's a danger of diluted meaning when that's all it takes to be a fascist collaborator

is that all it takes?? i wonder, ivanka, do you have any thoughts on "collaborators"?

True enough. Let me say NPR went through this phase where they were a little more challenging than whitebread America was ready for. My specific recollection is where they did this "guess this song in 2 bars" thing they always did during news hour, and it was Wire's "Madman's Honey." I was like, what do I win, and they were like fascist piss president forever, and I was like, this is not winning and they were like, we're getting defunded, sorry!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVXBgft5TB0

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Allah dares not rain on Trump!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



jBrereton posted:

what the gently caress why kill the bear

also euthanasia is a voluntary death not animal murdering >: (

if you look at it in the closeup it kinda looks like it had some nasty mange

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
We need to know that bears name so that we can pull dicks out in the proper fashion


[edit] I apologize to my lurker son for that

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

triple sulk posted:

if you look at it in the closeup it kinda looks like it had some nasty mange

melania's words on her honeymoon

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Super happy he's proclaiming himself to be an actual God.

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Super happy he's proclaiming himself to be an actual God.

I hope he does proclaim this. Like Kanye style.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
here comes the trump
doo dee doo doo
here comes the trump
it's all right

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Rain rain go away

I hope a single soccer ball sized hail hits our president in the head

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

GobiasIndustries posted:

Super happy he's proclaiming himself to be an actual God.

Well, he can cheat, he can lie ...

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Joementum posted:

here comes the trump
doo dee doo doo
here comes the trump
it's all right

You monster

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


attn goons am currently stuck endless cyvle of cooking quisadillas while drinking vodka during the cooking duration of said quisadillas will run out of pepperjack within 30 minutes please advise

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


rain? more like PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Trump could totally start a religion and people would follow

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
If that fuckwit Hubbard can write a book or three and make that into a billion dollar scamligion then so can Donald

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

logikv9 posted:

Trump could totally start a religion and people would follow

Well he killed off the demigod Reagan so that's pretty much already happened.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Agean90 posted:

attn goons am currently stuck endless cyvle of cooking quisadillas while drinking vodka during the cooking duration of said quisadillas will run out of pepperjack within 30 minutes please advise

You had a good run :rip:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

logikv9 posted:

Trump could totally start a religion and people would follow

:chaostrump:

orange sky
May 7, 2007

logikv9 posted:

Trump could totally start a religion and people would follow

oh poo poo don't even write this

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





petit choux posted:

True enough. Let me say NPR went through this phase where they were a little more challenging than whitebread America was ready for. My specific recollection is where they did this "guess this song in 2 bars" thing they always did during news hour, and it was Wire's "Madman's Honey." I was like, what do I win, and they were like fascist piss president forever, and I was like, this is not winning and they were like, we're getting defunded, sorry!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVXBgft5TB0

gently caress tht's rough

galenanorth
May 19, 2016


"Sen. Mitch McConnell introduces a rider bill"

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Agean90 posted:

attn goons am currently stuck endless cyvle of cooking quisadillas while drinking vodka during the cooking duration of said quisadillas will run out of pepperjack within 30 minutes please advise

:cmon:

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

ATP_Power posted:

Im the guy shithousing a whole city to punch someone real hard.

That's the American way.

Guy was definitely a Nazi, checks out.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Have you accepted Trump as your lord and master?

Eat and drink ofnthe sacraments
A piece of well done steak and a golden goblet of piss

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Agean90 posted:

attn goons am currently stuck endless cyvle of cooking quisadillas while drinking vodka during the cooking duration of said quisadillas will run out of pepperjack within 30 minutes please advise

get a cow and rig it up directly above the quesadilla station and/or your mouth (in more of a beer hat situation)

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004


omg

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
tbh I was kinda hoping for nuclear Armageddon today

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

Super happy he's proclaiming himself to be an actual God.

let's be honest this was only a matter of time

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





pepperjack comes from spicy cows

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

logikv9 posted:

If that fuckwit Hubbard can write a book or three and make that into a billion dollar scamligion then so can Donald

I'm like, 10% convinced that Hubbard faked his death and changed his name to Trump years ago.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
My music child told me that Parquet Courts is like a lovely Wire cover band fronted by Patrick the Starfish.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Joementum posted:

tbh I was kinda hoping for nuclear Armageddon today

Imagine all the tweets we'd miss if the nukes fell now though

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Joementum posted:

tbh I was kinda hoping for nuclear Armageddon today

i told you guys it wasn't gonna happen

at this point it would actually make MORE sense to take serious action on north korea

bet on trump being an idiot and win every time

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

Joementum posted:

tbh I was kinda hoping for nuclear Armageddon today

Only six pm on the east coast

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
in trump we trust

one nation under trump

e pluribus trump

ein reich, ein volk, ein trump

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Joementum posted:

tbh I was kinda hoping for nuclear Armageddon today

There is no escaping trump lmao

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
ein reich, ein volk, ayn rand

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