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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
Foraplay

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Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
:lol::lol: CIG archered their gravity system from a children's toy.


kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001

Wrecked Angle posted:

I think you'll find that CIG has had a realistic universe simulation for some time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt4r3ksHXng&t=472s


- Chris Roberts, 10 for the chairman episode 62. 3rd August 2015

The Settler's 1 did exactly what he was talking about in 1993 with up to 64,000 NPCs running on the average consumer's PC. It had a full supply and demand economic model where the NPC autonomously moved goods around your transport network.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq
Someone is playing Stellaris at work and lying to Chris about what he's seeing.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

D_Smart posted:

ps: Don't everyone chant "Derek Smart was right" all at once. Do pace yourselves.

No one loving cares. Stop patting yourself on the back and jacking off.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Timby posted:

No one loving cares. Stop patting yourself on the back and jacking off.

LOL.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Timby posted:

No one loving cares. Stop patting yourself on the back and jacking off.

I care.

Roflan
Nov 25, 2007

Timby posted:

No one loving cares. Stop patting yourself on the back and jacking off.

That's some stimperial anatomy.

Kromlech
Jun 28, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

cool new Polack jokes posted:

These people should be ashamed of what they are producing. And even more ashamed to take people's money for it. That's really all there is to say about Star Citizen.

/thread

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


cool new Polack jokes posted:

These people should be ashamed of what they are producing. And even more ashamed to take people's money for it. That's really all there is to say about Star Citizen.

Needs more "I am Derek Smart and I loving called it!"

Natron
Aug 5, 2004

Timby posted:

No one loving cares. Stop patting yourself on the back and jacking off.

Is this the new "patting your head while rubbing your stomach"?

If so, I don't care for it.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Derek, you're this close to being the underground hero of debunking the claims of a 150 million dollar crowdfunded over ambitious space game feature creeeped to hell but if you let your head get too far up your own rear end you're going to blow hot piss everywhere. Again.

Just stay focused on pointing out the stupid poo poo.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6l9j2e/any_details_about_what_will_be_shown_at_either/






That guy gets it.

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Rudager posted:

But Chris said it's never been done before?

God drat the whole "never been done before" things annoys me, it's all been done before idiots, this isn't the first game to have ever been made.

Never been done before at this level of fidelity*.

* actual backer go to response

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004


I'm starting to feel sorry for redchris.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Tokamak posted:

I'm starting to feel sorry for redchris.




http://i.imgur.com/DrqFv3f.gifv

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Why is that Italian crying?

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Ghostlight posted:

Why is that Italian crying?

He just heard that some people don't like pineapple on pizza.

NVB
Jan 23, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Ghostlight posted:

Why is that Italian crying?

He just found out 3.0 is delayed to 2038 & the greymarket has crashed thus he cannot unload he's 8k investment to buy more finely made belts.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Blue Cross Blue Balls posted:

He just found out 3.0 is delayed to 2038 & the greymarket has crashed thus he cannot unload he's 8k investment to buy more finely made belts.

Where is MoMA anyway? It seems to me that CIG has cut his posting hours down and I'm worried he might not be able to afford fine belts and even food now.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Amazing Zimmo posted:

Where is MoMA anyway? It seems to me that CIG has cut his posting hours down and I'm worried he might not be able to afford fine belts and even food now.

i'd assume that whoever leaks to him may have been unable to paint the rosy dream filled picture they usually do to make someone think that spending $8,000 on space ships was a good idea

That or he read his own post from a year ago

ManofManyAliases posted:

I know I said it a number of times: I really expect at least a mission or two out of SQ42 this year as a teaser, with release of SQ42 next year (summer maybe)? And I'm thinking we'll enter beta by the end of next year with full release in 2018. That said, my 'oh-poo poo' moment will likely be observation of progress by end of Q2 next year: if procedural tech, netcode and and other gameplay mechanics aren't more refined at that point, it's probably too far past a salvage point. Then again, I fully expect the grey-market to still be a viable alternative to offload most of my assets, even by Summer of next year.

Space Crabs fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Jul 5, 2017

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Shout out to all the shills active for 24 hours after the loan news that then vanished back into the woodwork.

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Ghostlight posted:

Why is that Italian crying?

A classic Dollop.

NVB
Jan 23, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Amazing Zimmo posted:

He just heard that some people don't like pineapple on pizza.

hawaiian pizza best pizza :ducksiren:

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Blue Cross Blue Balls posted:

hawaiian pizza best pizza :ducksiren:

:same::same:
:same::same:

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Blue Cross Blue Balls posted:

hawaiian pizza best pizza :ducksiren:

Also sweet & sour pork/chicken/beef must also have pineapple in it as well :colbert:

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The only place pineapple belongs is a chicken burger or the floor.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Ghostlight posted:

The only place pineapple belongs is a chicken burger or the floor.

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Space Crabs posted:

if you put pineapple on pizza you should be shot execution style wherever you tried to purchase your disgusting fruit pie as an example to anyone else with bad taste perpetuating disgusting foods

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Amazing Zimmo posted:

You kiss your mother with that mouth?
And yours.

NVB
Jan 23, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Ghostlight posted:

The only place pineapple belongs is a chicken burger or the floor.

MODS !!!!

:captainpop:

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Ghostlight posted:

And yours.

did you taste the pineapple dad?

edit: bad start to new page so just imagine a cat is pictured here.... and a pineapple.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



NVB
Jan 23, 2010

Grimey Drawer

:discourse:

Creepy yet so intriguing

NVB
Jan 23, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Ghostlight posted:

Why is that Italian crying?

something about redchris and/or star citizen being trash on his culturally appropriated landscape

VealCutlet
Dec 21, 2015

I am a marketing god, shave that shit

:thurman:

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

This is good.

At least we can agree on one thing and that is Star Citizen is bad.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

This is fidelitous.

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