NBA Offseason G/V: Let Me Hear You Post It

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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline? This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney	67	22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball	40	13.38%
Where will the Pauls go	54	18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ??	41	13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking	97	32.44%
Total:	210 votes

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Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

Jesus christ, Patterson's knees must really be hosed.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:08

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 20:25

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

I loved 2Pat for a while so pretty happy he's getting some dough for being a stretch four who forgot how to shoot

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:08

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

Redgrendel2001 posted:

No, he's right.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:10

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

That's a really nice deal if Patterson can ever bounce back to his old form, and still okay if he doesn't

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:10

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

Punkin Spunkin posted:

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:12

Danny LaFever: Dec 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Good luck 2Pat. I'm ready for another Raptor to miss wide open 3s, contributing to continuous 10-0 runs for the Cavs.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:16

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:17

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Bush Did Outer Heaven posted:

Wait Patrick Patterson to OKC for the taxpayer MLE?

thunder up brother

Presti is incredible

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:18

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

children at large are a bunch of racist, homophobic little faggots and I'm not inviting a single one to my birthday party or my St. Crispin's Day Feast

Nets are gonna make the playoffs with their new maximum player, Automobile Porter

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:24

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Tae posted:

Jesus christ, Patterson's knees must really be hosed.

lol

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:28

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Dang Patterson was a guy I hoped Utah would target, that's a really good price for him

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:29

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

EvanTH posted:

children at large are a bunch of racist, homophobic little faggots and I'm not inviting a single one to my birthday party or my St. Crispin's Day Feast

Nets are gonna make the playoffs with their new maximum player, Automobile Porter

https://twitter.com/ChrisMannixYS/status/882419644237328384

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:33

chunkles: Aug 14, 2005; i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Poor Patsquatch, Joe Ingles got 13m/year

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:33

Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

I'm pretty sure without wall opening up the offence Otto Porter would not be worth a max guys

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:34

Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

Salvor_Hardin posted:

I'm pretty sure without wall opening up the offence Otto Porter would not be worth a max guys

He's literally the best SF on the market and that's worth a max

That's how the NBA functions, who's barely worked on actual worth.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:36

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Salvor_Hardin posted:

I'm pretty sure without wall opening up the offence Otto Porter would not be worth a max guys

9.6 winshares tell me he's not so bad. Get paid, Otto Rules

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:38

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

Shaqtin MVP Otto Porter

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:38

hitze: Aug 28, 2007; Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...

otto is fuckin cool ok

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:40

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

to avoid being hard capped 2pat will make 5.19 mil the first year

https://twitter.com/FredKatz/status/882429592161718276

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:45

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Wasn't Porter the dude that Dokmo won a "he will come back down to earth" bet on?

Not bashing, my team is collecting lanky white dudes.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:46

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

Toronto is paying Ibaka 22m/yr for 3 years and Patches Peterson is getting 6m/yr for 3 years. Sunk cost, Masai, he's a sunk cost

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:47

G-Hawk: Dec 15, 2003

BWV posted:

the worst part about that kid is he 's probably going to give that free shirt he got back to the organization, further diminishing the labour value of the fan. racist and a class traitor.

this is a pro rear end post and i just want to acknowledge it as such

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:48

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

EvanTH posted:

children at large are a bunch of racist, homophobic little faggots and I'm not inviting a single one to my birthday party or my St. Crispin's Day Feast

Nets are gonna make the playoffs with their new maximum player, Automobile Porter

We're going to have such a sensational time at your strictly grown-up party.

I'm scared Memphis won't have any power forwards worth a drat on their roster. If you let Zbo go you better make drat sure you retain the best PF in the NBA, JaMychal Green

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:49

dokmo: Aug 27, 2006; man

hitze posted:

otto is fuckin cool ok

Not joking or making GBS threads on him unnecessarily but in what way is he cool? To me he looks like the most average player in the league, with doubtful shooting and no way to create his own shot and not a lot of ways to contribute on offense. I see him as at best a decent defender. The only way I see him as becoming valuable is as an undersize four, but Washington doesn't really use him this way much. Am I missing some of his better qualities?

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:52

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

gently caress I'm sad we can't keep Patterson if Tucker is gonna walk and that was the price for 2pat. Yeah he forgot how to shoot but he was great defensively and embraced the city pretty heavily.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:56

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

lmfao

https://twitter.com/royceyoung/status/882425572412071936

# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:08

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Cool Buff Man posted:

https://twitter.com/ChrisMannixYS/status/882419644237328384

Ahh hell Tyler Johnson'd again

# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:14

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

EvanTH posted:

Ahh hell Tyler Johnson'd again

I'm still looking forward to watching D'Angelo unchained

# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:24

G-Hawk: Dec 15, 2003

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/882442174964609025

why?

# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:33

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Boston, we will S&T JaM for Jae Crowder and 2 second round picks. Get at me on twitter if you want to talk that business

# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:34

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

G-Hawk posted:

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/882442174964609025

why?

I like Gallo but they also had to give up a 1st round pick too.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:34

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

G-Hawk posted:

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/882442174964609025

why?

I like Gallo's shooting but he just can't stay healthy at all so that's not the ideal team for him to play on cuz Blake's exactly the same way

Also yea lol the draft pick isn't great

# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:36

G-Hawk: Dec 15, 2003

two replies of "i like gallo but" which is exactly how i feel about gallo. He isn't a bad pickup or anything, but

# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:37

Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

We need a compilation of worst usage of 1st rounders by Doc

Trying to think if it was dumping Jared Dudley or renting Jeff Green

And then the Grizzlies randomly rented Jeff Green with a 1st rounder

# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:38