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Skippy McPants posted:You could say this about a lot of animal dicks. There's dongs with spikes, bifurcation, and literal bones. There are even explosive dinguses (ducks are rul weird). Nature is crazy and for whatever reason, humans have some of the most aesthetically uneventful wedding tackle in the entire animal kingdom. we're weird, we have massive, disproportionate dicks and breasts that stay around all the time not both at the same time.
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DontMockMySmock posted:I just realized how loving weird it is that the tree on Knuckle's side takes 17 generations, and on Julie-Su's side takes 5 generations, to reconverge upon common parentage. Is everyone on the Knuckles side a teen parent, and everyone on the Julie-Su side a geriatric dude banging a younger woman? Even then it seems like a hard discrepancy to explain. That's way weirder than banging your fifth-to-seventeenth cousin. I start wondering these things and the answer is probably "Sonic the Hedgehog" There's two counts of parents producing children with two different partners and I don't even consider the possibility that one parent just died, I just think "ah, polyamorous family"
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DontMockMySmock posted:I just realized how loving weird it is that the tree on Knuckle's side takes 17 generations, and on Julie-Su's side takes 5 generations, to reconverge upon common parentage. Is everyone on the Knuckles side a teen parent, and everyone on the Julie-Su side a geriatric dude banging a younger woman? Even then it seems like a hard discrepancy to explain. That's way weirder than banging your fifth-to-seventeenth cousin. I'm guessing there's time travel involved.
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No one gives the slightest poo poo about who hosed who in the Sonic world. Skype CWC or some poo poo.
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DontMockMySmock posted:I just realized how loving weird it is that the tree on Knuckle's side takes 17 generations, and on Julie-Su's side takes 5 generations, to reconverge upon common parentage. Is everyone on the Knuckles side a teen parent, and everyone on the Julie-Su side a geriatric dude banging a younger woman? Even then it seems like a hard discrepancy to explain. That's way weirder than banging your fifth-to-seventeenth cousin. Comics, and Panders's meltdown over the plot of the Bioware Sonic RPG lead me to guess time compression, or something of the sort. Also, Knuckles's girlfriend/wife was mothered by a literal Mari-Sue.
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Cumslut1895 posted:we're weird, we have massive, disproportionate dicks and breasts that stay around all the time speak for yourself, sir 
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Cindy Shitbird posted:speak for yourself, sir I mean I was, on the giant dick thing.
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Ashsaber posted:Comics, and Panders's meltdown over the plot of the Bioware Sonic RPG lead me to guess time compression, or something of the sort. Also, Knuckles's girlfriend/wife was mothered by a literal Mari-Sue. Who's Knuckles' girlfriend?
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Jul 5, 2017 10:11
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Why is the unnamed son of Julie's half-brother placed below her? Isn't he technically a later generation?
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RareAcumen posted:Who's Knuckles' girlfriend? 
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Bogan King posted:No one gives the slightest poo poo about who hosed who in the Sonic world. This statement is so wrong it could be a Donald Trump tweet.
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Yeah. That's like...a third of DeviantArt
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Pararoid posted:It's also worth noting that Mario has literally no recognition in places like NZ/Aus compared to Sonic. No one had Nintendo systems here and Mario certainly isn't interesting on his own without the games. Memento posted:wtf are you talking about Unless you were the kid that had all the consoles.
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Phanatic posted:Oh god can you please give me a link? Legal schadenfreude is awesome. These were two seperate incidents. In one, GW complained to Amazon about an ebook, Spots the Space Marine http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-21380003 https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2013/02/trademark-bully-thwarted-spots-space-marine-back-online The other incident's more complex and boring. GW took a knockoff model producer to court. Both sides made a bunch of claims. GW won on some stuff and lost on other stuff. I think they made a private agreement. Googling 'GW vs Chapterhouse' returns a hundred blog sites with amateur lawyers declaring victories before the story was finished nsfw http://i.imgur.com/lunZuld.jpg e: The spoiler tag made a whole lot of blank space, is there a way to stop that? bandaid.friend has a new favorite as of 05:15 on Jul 6, 2017 |
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Jul 5, 2017 12:06
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Welp, guess I might as well go back to bed because this is the best thing I'm gonna see all day.
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bandaid.friend posted:e: The spoiler tag made a whole lot of blank space, is there a way to stop that? Why would you put glitter gel in your vagina?
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Jul 5, 2017 12:33
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I think the ad claims the product (a pill) puts glitter in the cummies, my man.
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Jul 5, 2017 12:53
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Knuckles von Habsburg.
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new friend from school posted:I think the ad claims the product (a pill) puts glitter in the cummies, my man. It's a capsule you stick up your cooch to dissolve and release glitter gel. I like that the website's response to possible health concerns is "well you'd probably get a yeast infection anyway" 
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new friend from school posted:I think the ad claims the product (a pill) puts glitter in the cummies, my man. Yeah nah it's a capsule filled with glitter and sugar, you're meant to stick it in there an hour before sex and wait for it to dissolve quote:PASSION DUST is a sparkalized capsule that is inserted into the vagina at least 1 hour prior to having sexual intercourse. As the capsules becomes increasingly warmed and moistened by the natural vaginal fluids it will begin to dissolve releasing the sparkling, candy flavored PASSION DUST inside of the capsule. wait for it to dissolve in your vagina
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This website is loving insanequote:WHAT IF MY PARTNER THINKS IT'S "WEIRD?"... quote:REASONS TO TRY PASSION DUST: BUY OUR CUNTSPARKLE WHORE TEST
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Jul 5, 2017 13:35
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Remember when your gynecologist told you that safe sex is cool and good? That's pretty much exactly the same as putting anything up there, you can't argue this logic.
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The Bedazzled Letter
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Foxhound posted:Why is his mouth all the way over there anyway He's got 'Tude-Mouth.
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Why would you do this thing to me And just a few days after the N.Sane Trilogy released!   
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So why do they want people eating glitter or sticking their dick in sugar?
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Jamesman posted:So why do they want people eating glitter or sticking their dick in sugar? Also isn't having sugar in your vagina a great way to get yeast infections or something?
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Yeast feeds on sugar sooooo
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Cumslut1895 posted:I mean I was, on the giant dick thing. As the old saying goes, "you are what you eat"
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PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: BUY OUR CUNTSPARKLE WHORE TEST
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Blendy posted:Also isn't having sugar in your vagina a great way to get yeast infections or something? Didn't you see where they addressed that? "Women get yeast infections ALL THE TIME, who's to say our gross vagina suppositories are causing them or if it's just your broken puss doing stupid woman things?"
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Elias_Maluco posted:wtf is a echidna? I think this comes down to the US marketing for it. Mario had a lot of the same stuff going on like merchandise and tie-in TV shows, but they never actually did anything major with it. There weren't any brand new characters or crazy drama plots or time travel and new villains exclusive to the comics and TV shows for Mario, so what you got in the games and what you got on TV was largely consistent. Mario's world is like the world of Looney Tunes, it's never really all that serious. Sonic kids basically had to spend the years and years in between game releases binging on the Archie Sonic comics and the TV series, which randomly shifted from cartoon animal hijinx to Game of Thrones Jr. featuring a wholly original cast of characters who basically are never once acknowledged in any of the games. It pretty much normalized the idea of video games having Star Wars style expanded universes, except with worse tonal consistency and even more writer infighting. Random kids going off and deciding to make their own canon Sonic universes outside of the games is pretty much a natural conclusion, since that's what the whole franchise was based around in the early to mid 90s. Related: 
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bandaid.friend posted:These were two seperate incidents. In one, GW complained to Amazon about an ebook, Spots the Space Marine Yeah, that one I'd heard about. It was pretty boring. GW claimed a trademark that they can't actually enforce, EFF put up a fight, GW backed down and never spoke about it again. But that doesn't lose them marks they already have. quote:The other incident's more complex and boring. GW took a knockoff model producer to court. Both sides made a bunch of claims. GW won on some stuff and lost on other stuff. I think they made a private agreement. Googling 'GW vs Chapterhouse' returns a hundred blog sites with amateur lawyers declaring victories before the story was finished That seems more fun. I'll take a look. quote:e: The spoiler tag made a whole lot of blank space, is there a way to stop that? Yeah, don't in-line NSFW images. For workplaces where it's an issue, the problem is the downloading of the image, so sticking the image inline behind a spoiler tag doesn't help in the least because the image is still downloaded and just blanked out on the screen.. Just put up the URL and tag it NSFW. 
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"We're giving our lovely unsafe fireworks away for free so we can't be held liable when someone blows their hand off with them, right?"
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