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EmmyOk posted:"This story is so FAKE, but here is a real version of it that happened to me your neighbourhood goon" 
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I feel like this is some kind of advert for t-mobile.
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Jul 5, 2017 05:06
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Hoshi posted:Aren't those on the wrong side? Not if they represent the Dad's point of view writing to his kid. And then sliding the "phone" under.
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Jul 5, 2017 07:07
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I saw that on reddit and half the comments were fulminating about child abuse.
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Jul 5, 2017 09:30
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Ein cooler Typ posted:you can tell that's fake because in irl life females never reward you with hugs for defending their honor Not for carrying printers for miles, either.
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Jul 5, 2017 09:53
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Jul 5, 2017 13:33
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1. Why is she @-ing herself 2.  condoms as cheese substitute 3. What are the odds of her father just loving with his ultra gullible daughter.
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Jul 5, 2017 13:56
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Cuba even had a cow famous for its milk production! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubre_Blanca quote:Ubre Blanca produced 109.5 liters (241 pounds) of milk on a single day in January 1982 – more than four times a typical cow's production. The cow also produced 24,268.9 liters of milk (about 55,090 pounds at 2.27 pounds per liter) in 305 days (one lactation period) ending in February 1982.
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Jul 5, 2017 14:00
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Yeah but all that milk went to the big cheese, none for the normal people.
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Jul 5, 2017 14:43
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what the christ My wife saw this poo poo and wished we had seen Baby Driver instead
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Jul 5, 2017 14:46
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Fathis Munk posted:1. Why is she @-ing herself Replying to yourself is the only way to chain tweets and it's common practice
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Jul 5, 2017 14:53
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Man, Twitter is dumb. Or rather the people using it for long-form messages are dumb.
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Jul 5, 2017 16:23
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This is probably a parody, but I'm crossposting from the GBS r/incels thread anyway.Pac-Manioc Root posted:Here is a thing that definitely happened, in real life, in the world: (judo is a form of unarmed combat, it doesn't use katanas  )
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Jul 5, 2017 17:47
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https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/880946198231875584
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Jul 5, 2017 19:54
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Gourmet Hot Takes is one of the best things on twitter for IOSM and STDH.
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ElGroucho posted:what the christ I saw Baby Driver on Monday and Wonder Woman yesterday. Baby Driver is the tightest action film since Mad Max: Fury Road, like every single frame is exactly what Edgar Wright intended to be put there and loaded with visual gags, callbacks and foreshadowing, and interesting backgrounds. Wonder Woman is a solid 7/10 that wouldn't have gotten nearly as much fanfare if it wasn't the first female-fronted superhero movie in 10 years that wasn't mind-bendingly horrible like Catwoman. It has a lot of similarities to Captain America: The First Avenger (there's a blonde dude in a world war named Steve, played by an actor named Chris, who rides a motorcycle and sacrifices himself to destroy a plane carrying a superweapon), some loose ends that don't get any answers at the end, and more of the monochromatic color palette that's plagued DC films since Man of Steel. It's not bad and it fixes a lot of the issues Man of Steel and Batman v. Superman had, but it's still not on the level of Marvel's entertaining. Also the film completely ruins the message it tries to tell: Wonder Woman shanks the dude she thinks is Ares and is dismayed when it doesn't end the war, and the real Ares tells her that man is inherently corrupt and he just gives them the tools to use themselves.....but as soon as he's killed, all the German soldiers stop fighting and start laughing and hugging each other and World War I ends in the next scene.
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 yeah, ok Even if true, you wasted someone at Poison Control's time with that poo poo. Disproportionate Orphan has a new favorite as of 21:27 on Jul 5, 2017 |
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Jul 5, 2017 21:25
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chitoryu12 posted:Also the film completely ruins the message it tries to tell: Wonder Woman shanks the dude she thinks is Ares and is dismayed when it doesn't end the war, and the real Ares tells her that man is inherently corrupt and he just gives them the tools to use themselves.....but as soon as he's killed, all the German soldiers stop fighting and start laughing and hugging each other and World War I ends in the next scene. That bothered me too. "Maybe trying to find the one guy responsible for all the problems and beat the poo poo out of him doesn't solve anything. Oh wait it totally does!" Also I would've liked to see Etta Candy throwing down. Woo woo! 
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Jul 5, 2017 21:32
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I am v glad to hear edgar finally made a good film but I thought this was IIMM or something wtf
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Jul 5, 2017 21:52
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Disproportionate Orphan posted:
Wait, so at first it's his ever so clever friend doing the thing and then it turns into "me" Ruined my immersion.
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EmmyOk posted:I am v glad to hear edgar finally made a good film but I thought this was IIMM or something wtf What kind of piss bitch watered down blood does this motherfucker have
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Jul 5, 2017 22:10
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Fathis Munk posted:Wait, so at first it's his ever so clever friend doing the thing and then it turns into "me" They're their own best friend.
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Jul 5, 2017 22:25
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EmmyOk posted:I am v glad to hear edgar finally made a good film but I thought this was IIMM or something wtf Without any context to who the hell this person is, he comes off as a complete psychotic. Hell, I can't imagine a context that would make him come off in a good light. And dried blood is nowhere close to fuschia, so way to sound like a try-hard creepo and a moron?  Disproportionate Orphan posted:
"Sir, this is
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Jul 5, 2017 22:42
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dad girly, so what?
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Jul 5, 2017 22:46
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Fuchsia, drat it.
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Jul 5, 2017 23:16
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Paladinus posted:Fuchsia, drat it. "pink"
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it's fuchsia, the color of jam right before it spreads...as i stare at him sealing my jar...
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chitoryu12 posted:Also the film completely ruins the message it tries to tell: Wonder Woman shanks the dude she thinks is Ares and is dismayed when it doesn't end the war, and the real Ares tells her that man is inherently corrupt and he just gives them the tools to use themselves.....but as soon as he's killed, all the German soldiers stop fighting and start laughing and hugging each other and World War I ends in the next scene. It could've been framed better, but The War was ending anyway. The heroes were trying to stop Ares/Ludendorff from sabotaging the armistice.
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Jul 6, 2017 01:11
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 It's loving pink bro, just admit you like your pink shirt it's OK.
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Byzantine posted:It could've been framed better, but The War was ending anyway. The heroes were trying to stop Ares/Ludendorff from sabotaging the armistice. The timing did work, yes, but it was probably a decision that should have been noticed and stopped instead of being allowed to go through.
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Jul 6, 2017 01:17
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Bogan King posted:
Whoa, NMS that giant picture of dried blood 
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Jul 6, 2017 02:46
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kimbo305 posted:Not if they represent the Dad's point of view writing to his kid. And then sliding the "phone" under. Ah, that makes more sense, tho that's some dad having their kid in their phone as daddio
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Jul 6, 2017 03:00
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I'd like to think that dude is just taking the piss But he probably isn't 
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ElGroucho posted:What kind of piss bitch watered down blood does this motherfucker have Maybe he's half Klingon
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Jul 6, 2017 06:18
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None of these statements were ever uttered by any GSP trooper, contrary to what this dumbass says. Especially the last one. Especially the last one.
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Jul 6, 2017 13:51
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His favorites are the ones about murder.
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Jul 6, 2017 13:53
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There's a video of the last one, actually. e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6VhRG3e7zY
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ravenkult posted:There's a video of the last one, actually. Doesn't look like Georgia State Patrol to me 
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Zipperelli. posted:None of these statements were ever uttered by any GSP trooper, contrary to what this dumbass says. Especially the last one. Especially the last one. Bootlicker.txt
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