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I'm just gonna post this here cause it's about nerd poo poo and laugh haha funney https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nkboMqYhSA
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Arcsquad12 posted:Kingdom of Heaven directors cut is really good as a critique of religious conflict through the lens of history. As a historically accurate film it sucks but it's fun to watch history nerds whine about the inaccurate details If I could, I would inflict physical pain on Ridley Scott for his disregard of historical facts.
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Jul 5, 2017 19:23
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It's no worse than his reverse D Day landing in Robin Hood. Or are you one of those guys who is furious about France being depicted as a racist backwater shithole?
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Jul 5, 2017 19:27
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Arcsquad12 posted:It's no worse than his reverse D Day landing in Robin Hood. Or are you one of those guys who is furious about France being depicted as a racist backwater shithole? I was speaking about all his 'historical' films. Kingdom of Heaven is not the most egregious example.
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Jul 5, 2017 19:29
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Trunko posted:The book is really good and it takes about the same length of time to read as the movie does to watch...... Plus you don't have to sit through 30 minutes of sting mugging at the camera and punching walls to a new wave retro "cool" soundtrack Hey dumbass, if the movie was made in the 80s it's not "new wave retro cool" music, it's just "cool". I could see Sony turning spidey into an underage whore.
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Jul 5, 2017 19:34
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Teikanmi posted:I'm just gonna post this here cause it's about nerd poo poo and laugh haha funney this is good jsoh fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Jul 5, 2017 |
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Jul 5, 2017 19:40
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All those Onion Film Standard videos are good and Peter K. Rosenthal owns. Just watch them all.
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Jul 5, 2017 19:48
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Arcsquad12 posted:Kingdom of Heaven directors cut is really good as a critique of religious conflict through the lens of history. As a historically accurate film it sucks but it's fun to watch history nerds whine about the inaccurate details I'd say alot of the details, especially as regards costumes, are really good. It gets a lot of the historical characters really wrong though. Especially Sibylla, and Reynaud de Châtillon and Guy de Lusignan being Templars is just weird (though atleast Reynaud is characterized pretty well). I really want a kind of trashy series about Outremer court politics, that whole place was just scheming queen mothers and newly arrived Frankish playboys looking to inherit some titles with their dicks (seems a feature of the crusader states were people dying off like flies and not producing heirs, so the whole place was crawling with juicy widows).
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Jul 5, 2017 19:50
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The final cut of Blade Runner is cool and the best bso is the esper edition. Thanks for reading.
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Jul 5, 2017 19:55
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vermin posted:I'm the motorcycle engine with a vacuum tube...probably? You know it's a poo poo design when they are trying to use the "keep it in shadows so it's not so noticable" trick on the loving concept art.
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Jul 5, 2017 19:59
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Randarkman posted:I'd say alot of the details, especially as regards costumes, are really good. It gets a lot of the historical characters really wrong though. Especially Sibylla, and Reynaud de Châtillon and Guy de Lusignan being Templars is just weird (though atleast Reynaud is characterized pretty well). Really the worst thing about the movie is Orlando Bloom. Now I just went on making fun of people getting hung up on historical facts, but if Bloom had been playing the actual Balian of Ibelin he would have been way more interesting, because that guy was dope as hell in reality.
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Jul 5, 2017 20:09
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counterfeitsaint posted:You're all poo poo and you all deserve each other. Now that should be cross-stitched on a pillow
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Jul 5, 2017 20:14
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Paladinus posted:I was speaking about all his 'historical' films. Kingdom of Heaven is not the most egregious example. well get excited because he's apparently doing a movie about the Battle of Britain
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Jul 5, 2017 20:18
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Drunken Baker posted:Remember to google "Ridley Scott Original Alien Design" to be reminded how much of a hack he is who has been carried by more talented people his whole life. You do know that that's actually Dan O'Bannon's original concept art, right? And Scott rejected it. I mean, sure, Ridley Scott sucks and blade Runner and Alien are great because of the other people who worked on them. But that specific instance you note is actually the opposite of what you're trying to say
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Jul 5, 2017 20:19
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Drunken Baker posted:Remember to google "Ridley Scott Original Alien Design" to be reminded how much of a hack he is who has been carried by more talented people his whole life. that's nothing, check out one of the first scenes they filmed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H-n7vpYyN8
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Jul 5, 2017 20:43
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In the off chance anyone hasn't seen it, this is my favorite Onion review. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9d09JLBVRc
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Jul 5, 2017 20:50
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Captain Lavender posted:In the off chance anyone hasn't seen it, this is my favorite Onion review. holy poo poo that's a proclick
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Jul 5, 2017 20:57
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A Handed Missus posted:well get excited because he's apparently doing a movie about the Battle of Britain Turns out Churchill was actually Jesus and the nazis were created when Alan Turing had sex with and shot black goo into a proto-computer's usb port.
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Jul 5, 2017 20:58
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Drunken Baker posted:Remember to google "Ridley Scott Original Alien Design" to be reminded how much of a hack he is who has been carried by more talented people his whole life. I bet that lazy hack didn't even build the camera he used to shoot the movie!!! lol goons are so stupid
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Jul 5, 2017 22:25
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Ridley's original alien design was Giger's Necronomicon IV.
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Jul 5, 2017 22:32
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counterfeitsaint posted:You're all poo poo and you all deserve each other. 
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Jul 5, 2017 22:49
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steinrokkan posted:I bet that lazy hack didn't even build the camera he used to shoot the movie!!! Lotta people in here don't understand what a director does.
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Jul 5, 2017 22:50
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lmao I'm rewatching Rogue One after giving up on it halfway through and there's a scene of Vader doing a oneliner after force choking a dude. This movie is amazingly bad. Also something Ridley Scott something blade boring something alien something something gay aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiids
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Jul 5, 2017 22:52
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bloom posted:lmao I'm rewatching Rogue One after giving up on it halfway through and there's a scene of Vader doing a oneliner after force choking a dude. This movie is amazingly bad. I laughed out loud at that scene in the theater.
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Jul 5, 2017 23:01
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bloom posted:lmao I'm rewatching Rogue One after giving up on it halfway through and there's a scene of Vader doing a oneliner after force choking a dude. This movie is amazingly bad. I haven't seen it but I imagine one could put "...rear end in a top hat" with Darth Vader's witty lines to make it funnier "If this is a consular ship, then where is the ambassador...rear end in a top hat." "Apology accepted...rear end in a top hat." "We would be honored if you would join us...rear end in a top hat."
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Jul 5, 2017 23:04
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Honestly, everyone here needs to SHUT THE gently caress UP and go watch Baby Driver.
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Jul 5, 2017 23:04
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Teikanmi posted:I'm just gonna post this here cause it's about nerd poo poo and laugh haha funney ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah jesus loving christ im already dying 45 seconds in
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Jul 5, 2017 23:05
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vermin posted:I'm the motorcycle engine with a vacuum tube...probably? The problem with that design is that it doesnt really evoke anything. The xenomorph is all slick and smooth and black and phallic. It had no eyes but still had a weirdly human-like face and mouth. It had this weird exoskeleton so it was kinda insect-like but also like an actual human skeleton too. Everything about it tapped into our psychology. But this thing in the picture is just some four-legged green thing with weird claw arms. Its weird looking and might be an okay alien in Mos Eisley Catina but it doesnt evoke anything scary or sexual or off-putting or anything like that. Also, how were they planning on filming that? Its all well and good to draw a picture but how would it look on screen?
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Jul 5, 2017 23:05
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a bone to pick posted:I laughed out loud at that scene in the theater. we are talking about Rogue One, not what your date said when your pants fell down during the movie
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Jul 5, 2017 23:10
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a bone to pick posted:I laughed out loud at that scene in the theater. So did I. That scene should have never made it into the movie.
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Jul 5, 2017 23:10
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Blue Star posted:Also, how were they planning on filming that? Its all well and good to draw a picture but how would it look on screen? They wanted to put a dog inside.
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Jul 5, 2017 23:13
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I lol'd in the theater during the "super badass" scene with Vader killing the dudes in the hallway. Star Wars is so goofy.
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Jul 5, 2017 23:14
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HoAssHo posted:I lol'd in the theater during the "super badass" scene with Vader killing the dudes in the hallway. Star Wars is so goofy. I rolled my eyes. It was nowhere near as cool as people seemed to think it was and by that point I just wanted the movie to be over. The only character I enjoyed watching in that movie was Krennic, poor striving bastard.
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Jul 5, 2017 23:16
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The Bananana posted:Honestly, everyone here needs to SHUT THE gently caress UP and go watch Baby Driver. Baby Driver was cool and good and it was Edgar Write so i mean of course it was. I had a lot of fun would recommend!
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Jul 5, 2017 23:16
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a bone to pick posted:I laughed out loud at that scene in the theater.
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Jul 5, 2017 23:22
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If Rouge One kept the goofiness that is ~Star Wars~ then that Vader scene could have been ok. But it was surrounded by Ultra Hardcore Take Us Serious stuff so when when Vader shows up in his literal lava palace and makes a bad pun and force chokes that dude it's laffo as heck. The movie has already been forgotten though so whatever.
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Jul 5, 2017 23:31
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The problem with Blade Runner is it's called Blade Runner, so you expect it to be this cool fast paced action movie featuring a guy like... running... and trying to escape some evil future space bad guy and kicking rear end with a space sword. instead it's Harrison Ford sitting around a lot and occasionally shooting people in the back and getting his rear end kicked. They should've called it Butt Sitter maybe.
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Jul 5, 2017 23:34
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Rogue One was so loving boring on absolutely every level that it boggles my mind when anyone says they enjoyed it. The single interesting concept in the film, the Jedi temple, gets blown up before we get to see it. gently caress movies!
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Jul 5, 2017 23:35
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Careful, we're gonna summon Yug and he's gonna meltdown about Rogue One again.
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I'm interested to see how the next two star wars let us all down and fuel our thread for another three years
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