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Lime Tonics posted:Ponca City acting gig turns into murder for hire plot $4000 for international murder?!
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 05:36 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:10 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:$4000 for international murder?! But they got to go to sunny Israel!
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:04 |
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Dylanthulhu posted:But they got to go to sunny Israel! Florida's sunny enough, I would think. Also, $1000 was supposed to cover travel.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:06 |
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Smuggling ricin into Israel sounds like a really bad idea
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 11:37 |
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:Smuggling ricin into Israel sounds like a really bad idea I hear hiding it in a pack of gum is the way to go
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 11:48 |
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I just read through the Israeli articles, the taxi driver is indeed Danielle's ex who she's in a custody battle with. He appeared to be just as surprised as we are to hear the news.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 11:56 |
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listen bro we've gotten reports that someone might be trying to kill you. wait what? we can't disclose any more information at this point but keep a low profile and watch out for aggressive drivers. WTF. One week later. Danielle has been arrested for soliciting a murder. what the actual gently caress?
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 12:03 |
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ricing? 🤔
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 13:44 |
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Are vials of ricing an illegal modification of cars?
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 13:54 |
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Are vials of ricing an illegal modification of cars? No, they're like steroids for the competitive cake-baking industry.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 13:56 |
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Can you even get to Tel Aviv and back for $1000? Edit to add: the best deal I could find Tulsa-->Tel Aviv was $1,500 round trip. Checked Kayak, Priceline, and Cheapoflights. AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 21:00 on Jul 4, 2017 |
# ? Jul 4, 2017 18:23 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Can you even get to Tel Aviv and back for $1000? Yeah, if you're anywhere around a major international airport, if you buy a ticket either enough in advance or are very flexible last minute, and if you're willing to have a layover. Not sure about going from Oklahoma, though, that might add too much to the ticket, plus at least two layovers total.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 18:32 |
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This lady must have a really low opinion of actresses if she thought just anyone that replied to a Craigslist audition ad would be down for murder.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 18:33 |
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She must have spent weeks researching and refining the poison and then she goes for the absolute dumbest way to deliver the payload. Excepting perhaps just mailing it to the Ex and scribbling "male enhancement formula" on the envelope.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 18:38 |
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:She must have spent weeks researching and refining the poison and then she goes for the absolute dumbest way to deliver the payload. I don't know. If I got a letter that just said "Penis Powder" on the front I would instantly pour that poo poo down my urethra like a pixie stick.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 18:41 |
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But are you a taxi driver?
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 18:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05-6zJjwbl4
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 18:57 |
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"Baby's coffin found in Philadelphia with organs inside, but no body " Fuuuuuuuuuck http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/04/babys-coffin-found-in-philadelphia-with-organs-inside-but-no-body.html
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 23:55 |
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Typical American. Won't eat offal.
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 00:12 |
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Police raid gay orgy at cardinal’s Vatican apartment. Link to pastebin because gently caress giving the paper that printed that story clicks.TFA posted:Cardinal Coccopalmerio is said to have recommended his aide for promotion to bishop, but those plans are likely to be disrupted by news of the orgy and by a period spent recovering from a drug overdose in a Rome hospital and another in an Italian monastery.
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 01:11 |
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Since when is the Catholic church this much fun? I feel left out.
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 01:16 |
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One of the Popes used to have orgies at the Vatican.
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:19 |
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The MSJ posted:One of the Popes used to have orgies at the Vatican. Just one?
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:22 |
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Just one?
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:28 |
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The MSJ posted:One of the Popes used to have orgies at the Vatican. One or more of the Borgias, I take it?
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:31 |
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John XII, Innocent VIII, Sixtus IV, Boniface VIII are some that come to mind.
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:41 |
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What about Pope Corky IX?
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:42 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:John XII, Innocent VIII, Sixtus IV, Boniface VIII are some that come to mind. Not that innocent!
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:44 |
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Just one?
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:51 |
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Lord Hydronium posted:There was literally a whole period called the Pornocracy. If I ever play one of the ten thousand games where you can play as Germans, I'm calling my army/unit the Hurenregiment.
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:00 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Not that innocent! Oops, I. did it again.
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 06:04 |
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“It was the saddest backflip of my career"
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 23:11 |
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Is sports reporting normally that incoherent?
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 00:11 |
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Good job Brian, keep at it.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 01:44 |
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They told him that it can't be done, they said evolution doesn't work that way, but look at Brian now! I've got 100$ on him to evolve gills by September.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 01:50 |
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a kitten posted:Good job Brian, keep at it. Even with all we've learned in the past 20 years or so, new Pokémon discoveries are still being made, even today. Incredible.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 01:58 |
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Sunswipe posted:Is sports reporting normally that incoherent? I think it's shoddily translated from the original Italian.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 04:15 |
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Not-Florida Man tries to remove bees with fireworks, burns down garage
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 10:39 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:"Baby's coffin found in Philadelphia with organs inside, but no body " cenotaph posted:Typical American. Won't eat offal. Nah, Philadelphians eat the hell out of offal, but they call it scrapple.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 19:55 |
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Mexican Mayor marries a CROCODILE and even seals the wedding with a KISS! Here’s why The unique marriage is part of a ritual which has been practised by the Chontal Indians since 1789. Every year, the Mayor of this Mexican town marries a crocodile as it is believed it will bring good luck and prosperity to local fishermen. http://indianexpress.com/article/trending/bizarre/mexican-mayor-marries-a-crocodile-and-even-seals-it-with-a-kiss-heres-why-4738519/ harem of crocs? anime is weird...oh wait.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 20:06 |