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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Turdfuzz posted:

ts a lady u sexist pos
mods pls ban

extremely misleading header image

so when does she receive her medal

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

a corrupt official posted:



TRUMP TAROT DRAFTS
In case you haven't heard, I am making a Magickh Trump Tarot Deck, which is going to be very powerful and restore the peace of the timelines. it soothes me. here are my first drafts

The Fool
Card Number: 0



(description to be added at later date)

The Magician
Card Number: 1


(description to be added at later date)

gently caress yes, tarot is v cspam

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


me and tromp in the same time zone at last :3:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Rah! posted:

that looks like a great thing, CNN should definitely kidnap and shoot reddit

agreed

attn fbi i mean the reddit servers themselves not actual people

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Mayor Dave posted:

amazing how little 48 grand a year gets you in california

e: as a california resident, i'm fully aware that rent sux, but it's rare to get such a stark example laid out right in front of your face

Agreed, but don't forget that in cities like SF and Oakland tons of people have rent control (good luck if you need to move or get evicted though), and there's public housing (with waiting lists that have been closed for years, and they're literally some of the most run down projects in the nation lol) and affordable units in new private developments (gotta make the right income to qualify and then win the lottery), and SROs (enjoy ur bedbugs and broken elevators and insane meth/crack/heroin neighbors) and homeless camps too (:hellyeah:). Or you could live with ten other people in a closet, to break up the rent (i hear it works out ok because the sweat and other bodily fluids acts like a lubricant and you can cram a surprising amount of people in there).

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

Rah! posted:

that looks like a great thing, CNN should definitely kidnap and shoot reddit

https://twitter.com/TheGreatGW1732/status/882458710706077696

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Al! posted:

gently caress yes, tarot is v cspam



Just brilliant

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

pls change to FNN for Fake News Network and make gangtag

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
it would be really cool to release those tapes right before trump goes to talk to putin but it would be so cool that it ain't happenin no way.

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

fits my needs posted:

pls change to FNN for Fake News Network and make gangtag

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

LazyDivey posted:

twitter is whispering

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'
our dumb piss baby president is going to talk to ex kgb agent

i hope the handshake is televised

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
twispering

galenanorth
May 19, 2016


The moderators speak for /r/the_donald, funneling all of their thoughts through ten fingers at a time. The moderators are one with /r/the_donald, and /r/the_donald is one with the moderators. centipede hivemind, etc.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

a corrupt official posted:



TRUMP TAROT DRAFTS
In case you haven't heard, I am making a Magickh Trump Tarot Deck, which is going to be very powerful and restore the peace of the timelines. it soothes me. here are my first drafts

The Fool
Card Number: 0



(description to be added at later date)

The Magician
Card Number: 1


(description to be added at later date)

ooh snap those are cool as f

Metatron, the archangel who was once a man :madmax:

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

the pain of 2017 will have been worth it (almost) if the piss tape turns out to be real

it won't

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

LazyDivey posted:

So twitter is whispering about CNN, WaPo, and possibly even NBC having got ahold of tapes or transcripts of treasonous calls between Trumpco and Russia and are coordinating a release with Mueler.

any tape thats not the piss tappe can gently caress right off

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




triple sulk posted:

someone gimme one of those examples of "we're as far away from x as x is from y" to tell family cause nothing matters and i wanna be depressing

the birth of fdr and the birth of thomas jefferson

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

passionate dongs posted:

i hope the handshake is televised

same but for trumps face that moment putin leans in and whispers 'piss tape is real'

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

LazyDivey posted:

So twitter is whispering about CNN, WaPo, and possibly even NBC having got ahold of tapes or transcripts of treasonous calls between Trumpco and Russia and are coordinating a release with Mueler.

If it ain't a tinkletape parade I ain't marchin'

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Al! posted:

gently caress yes, tarot is v cspam



why is lastgirl out of sync

actually nm that makes total sense now that i think about it

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Al! posted:

gently caress yes, tarot is v cspam



woah Al! these are v impressive v good

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lol I guessed correctly. the tape transcripts are something Claude made up and is spreading

https://twitter.com/TrueFactsStated/status/882563773969702912

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

LazyDivey posted:

So twitter is whispering about CNN, WaPo, and possibly even NBC having got ahold of tapes or transcripts of treasonous calls between Trumpco and Russia and are coordinating a release with Mueler.

Faaaaaart

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Joementum posted:

lol I guessed correctly. the tape transcripts are something Claude made up and is spreading

https://twitter.com/TrueFactsStated/status/882563773969702912

true hacks baited

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

Joementum posted:

lol I guessed correctly. the tape transcripts are something Claude made up and is spreading

sounds like twispering is bullshit

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

gently caress yes, tarot is v cspam



fffffffffffffuuuuck i love these more every time theyre posted

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
please don't just say "twitter is saying..." if you're gonna spread stuff from Claude or Seth or Louise, just link them so we can all have a laugh

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i fuckin love claude's twitter

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/882785445830172672

oh gently caress his dick is rotting off

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



david duke, but with the colostomy baggage

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


also his rear end and bladder

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

murked by dragon posted:

woah Al! these are v impressive v good

ty i also do commissions at this point btw

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Der Meister posted:

why do people like this exist

because sometime over the past 30 years it became socially unacceptable to beat the piss out of them

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007


his face is now showing the dark side corruption

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Epic High Five posted:

david duke, but with the colostomy baggage

heh. nice

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



ONE TWO THREE UNGH

my prez don't mess around
because he loves my country
this i know for sho
but why does the liberal media
try to make him look bad
with their fake news shows??
don't try to fight the admin
cause jeffy sesh is killin' the drugs right now
thank god for frank n' mar'
for makin donny trump
to lead us all right now

heyyyyy trump! hey trump!
heyyyyy trump! hey trump!
heyyyyy trump! hey trump!
heyyyyy trump! hey trump!

u think u got it
oh, u think u got it
but votes don't matter
with ground game in our hearts
the liberals voting
oh the liberals voting
but their votes never matter
when there's russians involved
if rachel tells us "donny can't be prez 4eva"
then what makes, then what makes, then what makes
then what makes, what makes, what makes
trump the exception?
so why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh
are we so in denial
when we know the piss tape is real????

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Epic High Five posted:

david duke, but with the colostomy baggage

:vince:

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

a corrupt official posted:



TRUMP TAROT DRAFTS
In case you haven't heard, I am making a Magickh Trump Tarot Deck, which is going to be very powerful and restore the peace of the timelines. it soothes me. here are my first drafts

The Fool
Card Number: 0



(description to be added at later date)

The Magician
Card Number: 1


(description to be added at later date)


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