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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Weeping Wound posted:

ah, yes, the autism pressure thing

ill pressure ur prostate and ed balls!!!

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

this is actually a sexual assault

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

america was a mistake

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

a helpful bear posted:

ill pressure ur prostate and ed balls!!!

:thunk:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


there's some sites for dads and there's some sites for children

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

gently caress and i just jerked off. thanks a lot

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

cumshitter posted:

i still think its hilarious that oprah tricked the million little pieces guy into coming on her show so she could rip his throat out for ruining the sanctity of the oprah book club

also gently caress oprah she is responsible for dr. phile and dr. oz. i am pretty sure dr phil is closted because theres a great episode where he helps some woman who just cant get a man and sets her up on a date. he watches the date through special glasses he gives her and an ear mic. then he sits outside in some kind of tactical truck

he gets super into it and starts breathlessly whispering "yeah.... yeah... laugh at his joke, flick your hair. tell him hes handsome"

why the gently caress u gonna give dr phil poo poo for wanting to be a sexy lady??????

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

lol "don't vote, you might gently caress up my throne, I'm spending billions to discourage you and deny you the ballot"

"oh, well if you put it that way I guess I'll stay home"

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



FAUXTON posted:

also screeching hordes of bads thinking abstention does a drat thing other than getting them ignored

It's almost like having no faith in change within the system is a learned behavior :thunk:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Internet Webguy posted:

trump is just using hannity the way putin is using trump

the infatuation on the other side of both relationships are about as strong tho

Vladimir is to Ross
as
Donny is to Rachel
as
Hannity is to Gunther

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
The Democrats are definitely going to lose seats in 2018, and they will deserve it

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

heh my posts too are sarcastic heh

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

marvel at my sarcasm and be owned

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

also dr phil isnt actually a doctor

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Guy Goodbody posted:

The Democrats are definitely going to lose seats in 2018, and they will deserve it

I'm holding my milk drinking when we see the first idiot gaggle leave the station

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Turdfuzz posted:

heh my posts too are sarcastic heh

no they are toooooooooootally great. really fantastic posts. definitely NOT covered in ape poo!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

deadgoon posted:

why the gently caress u gonna give dr phil poo poo for wanting to be a sexy lady??????

your right its what i want to

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Business Gorillas posted:

I'm holding my milk drinking when we see the first idiot gaggle leave the station

dude did you see the stickers

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Yinlock posted:

also dr phil isnt actually a doctor

next ur gonna tell me he isnt a phil

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


actually

Vladimir is to Pam
as
Donny is to Jim
as
Hannity is to Karen

makes more sense imo

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
did i do a good turdfuzz post with sarcasm? i tried to fit lots fo sarcastic in it

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Nichael posted:

It's real bad and real dumb, and it reinforces what I said this morning about C-SPAM (and D&D) being the one of the last refuges on the internet for people who realize Donny might not be very good.

yug is an extremely good poster

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Turdfuzz posted:

next ur gonna tell me he isnt a phil

quote:

McGraw graduated in 1975 from Midwestern State University with a B.A. in psychology. He went on to earn an M.A. in experimental psychology in 1976, and a Ph.D. degree in clinical psychology in 1979 at the University of North Texas,

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


a helpful bear posted:

did i do a good turdfuzz post with sarcasm? i tried to fit lots fo sarcastic in it

you're a very helpful bear :3:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

deadgoon posted:

why the gently caress u gonna give dr phil poo poo for wanting to be a sexy lady??????

that movie Surrogates was so dumb. It treated the one guy who used a sexy lady robot as an aberration. If Surrogates were real so many guys would be sexy ladies

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Nichael posted:

you're a very helpful bear :3:

thanks ur a really ni chael ;)

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
dr phil getting owned by teh bumfights guy is still one of my favorite videos of all time. bumfights guy is still awful but pretty cool

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i met a traveller from an antique land, 
who said—“two vast and trunkless legs of stone 
stand in the desert...near them, on the sand, 
half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown, 
and wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, 
tell that its sculptor well those passions read 
which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, 
the hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; 
and on the pedestal, these words appear: 

Turdfuzz posted:

marvel at my sarcasm and be owned

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Fidel banned himself :waycool:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

I like that guy :smith:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I got a lot of problems with that movie Surrogates

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
what if this: to each according to his needs from each according to his means

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Nichael posted:

you're a very helpful bear :3:

now thats sarcasm done right

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Nichael posted:

actually

Vladimir is to Pam
as
Donny is to Jim
as
Hannity is to Karen

makes more sense imo

Hillary is Dwight :aaa:

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

a helpful bear posted:

thanks ur a really ni chael ;)

ii was being faecetious but i do enjoy ur posting

there's not many people i dont enjoy their posts in this thread. u all r great, with these exceptions:

- fiddlefaddle astronaut
- a(l!) helpful bear
- chris christie (does he post here?)

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Turdfuzz posted:

who drives the suck truck

who runs bartertown

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

FAUXTON posted:

lol "don't vote, you might gently caress up my throne, I'm spending billions to discourage you and deny you the ballot"

"oh, well if you put it that way I guess I'll stay home"

and then the hillshills complained that the left stabbed her in the back!!!!

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Al! posted:

what if this: to each according to his needs from each according to his means

ask what you can do for your country, not what your country can do for you.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Guy Goodbody posted:

The Democrats are definitely going to lose seats in 2018, and they will deserve it

The democrats are going to see how many times in a row they can lose the easiest election ever, and then try to beat that record!

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

what up duders

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