LentThem posted:

they do it on purpose because big heads are more beautiful and because ancient people did it

No seriously look at the wruote below the answer is NO WHY

http://www.vagabondjourney.com/im-told-why-chinese-people-have-flat-heads/


That final bold part is important, because it also shows that if a person does it and their parents did it and they dont know why, the DEFAULT THOUGHT PROCESS is "maybe it was some ancient tradition i dont know but therefore i should do it".

Ewan posted:

A lot of Chinese people call him 外星人 (alien) for obvious reasons.

LentThem posted:

they do it on purpose because big heads are more beautiful and because ancient people did it

No seriously look at the wruote below the answer is NO WHY

http://www.vagabondjourney.com/im-told-why-chinese-people-have-flat-heads/


That final bold part is important, because it also shows that if a person does it and their parents did it and they dont know why, the DEFAULT THOUGHT PROCESS is "maybe it was some ancient tradition i dont know but therefore i should do it".

tacodaemon posted:

in case you missed it, everybody is stunting on this NYT lifestyles reporter for this idiotic tweet and she is having a public twitter breakdown over it

https://twitter.com/JiHyun42/status/880434886666055680

fits my needs posted:

Is this face?

Ewan posted:

that's not even a chinese name. not every insane meltdown can be characterised by your racial stereotypes.

Ewan posted:

that's not even a chinese name. not every insane meltdown can be characterised by your racial stereotypes.

LentThem posted:

That final bold part is important, because it also shows that if a person does it and their parents did it and they dont know why, the DEFAULT THOUGHT PROCESS is "maybe it was some ancient tradition i dont know but therefore i should do it".

snergle posted:

not sure if this has been posted or not but its pretty funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8qOV1z7ZA0

Third World Reggin posted:

despite it being staged, this is a good skit for tv

angel opportunity posted:

angel opportunity posted:

Ceciltron posted:

The solution is to never let your child sleep at all fyi.

Haier posted:

To make a long story short, my sheets had a bunch of brown, bloody stains on them and they are soaking in white vinegar as I type this.

quote:

Me: "I was just thinking about work."

Haier posted:

my sheets had a bunch of brown, bloody stains on them and they are soaking in white vinegar as I type this.

Haier posted:

"The butt hole smell. It was really strong."

Haier posted:

Gutter Oil Surprise
I made sweet love with someone new last night. I've known her for six months and we have hung out several times and made out a few times as well, but she's waiting for Mr. Right and her marriage fantasy man and so she waits ages for sex with anyone.

She's a nice girl, though very clueless about life and social things. She works for some joint-venture that's about 70% non-Chinese, so she picked up a lot of non-local thoughts, ideas, and slang (most notably she strictly and daily reads English literature now, like the high school and college kind).
She's nervous around men and one-on-one dates, and complains that her (mostly foreign) dates all flake out on her after she invites them to group gatherings and they find out she's surrounded by moneyed white people in work and play (I guess they feel intimidated).
She's a fitness addict, usually working out or doing some form of exercise six to seven days per week. She's a big fan of squats, got that Instagram hoe butt, and her boobs are naturally bigger than most local girls. She stopped going on dates with Mainland men when they would see her fit body as obese due to shape and/or be intimidated, and then do their usual whining about how they'd like her more if she wasn't so "fat." If she dates a Chinese, he'll be from HK, Taiwan, or foreign born.

Instead of talking regularly, we talk like every two weeks on video chat, because we are both too lazy or busy to meet even though she's three stops away by metro. The last time she called I was out walking, so I canceled it. She complained, I said "gently caress you," as my response, and she said "ok, when?" She has always pulled away from casual sex with me and any other guy because she wants the relationship and feelings to go with it, so I was kind of surprised. She was serious, and tired of waiting ages for this mysterious loverboy to appear in her life, so she knew who to ask.
The funny thing to me is that I never thought we would have sex, and I am the longest-lasting date-friend-that's-not-a-date in her time trying Tantan, so I told her all of my choice stories from meeting wacky Mainland women, and she now regularly asks for updates. I don't know why she would agree to sex with me. Nobody will understand.

She came over last night and I met her at the metro station. Her face was red. I asked if she had been drinking and she said she had, but she'll be fine soon, because it was just one drink. I asked if she wanted me to get a Gatorade or something for her and she said no thanks, she already drank cold milk to solve the problem. LOL, ok.

We showered separately and got into my bed and talked for a bit, until she asked for massage which turned until hands going elsewhere. We were naked in the low light and she was on top of me and I had my hands moving on her great butt and privates and I was thinking "drat, this girl is WET!"
I moved my hands around on her back and the smell hit me. I thought "maybe she didn't quite wash her butt hole in the shower," but it was getting stronger and lingering in a way that I knew wasn't going to go away. Since most people, especially a naked and prone woman, are going to feel self-conscious about butt smells when getting busy, I wasn't sure how to handle this. I flipped her over and thought maybe I'll go down on her for a bit, and we'll just power through this whole butt smell fiasco thing. I might never get a chance with her again to do this, so I need to take this chance and make it work.
I arrived down there and immediately was hit with this kind of heavy butt stench that was akin to sticking your face in a buryable camping poop pit. I fumbled with her vagina for a moment, but I was really beginning to believe she had wiped back to front or something. Was that asparagus, too? It was bad. I fooled around with her several times before on our previous meetings, and she never had this problem, so I was kind of in shock. She had just had a shower, too. I decided to ask her about it.

Me: "Ummm... hey."
Her: "Hey what?"
Me: (Realizing if i say something, maybe she'll clam up and shut down)
Me: "Nothing..."
Her: "Nothing what? Hey what? What are you going to say?"
Me: "Did you.... never mind."
Her: "WHAT?"
Me: "I was just thinking about work."
Her: "What the hell?"

She rolled over and pulled the blankets over her. I told her to forget about it and went and got some tissues and slyly wiped my hands as hard as I could. She rolled over again and opened her legs and told me to get a condom. I was hard as a diamond until the smell, and now I was soft because of the mental math I was doing. I put the condom on anyway, and put some flavored lube on it and her, hoping to mask the stench. It kinda helped.
I got hard again and went in, and my hunch about her being small was correct. She was really small and I worried she might get hurt in certain positions. She was on her back, and immediately started humping me from her position. She did this for about five minutes, while I changed some positions, but the smell kept wafting up. She suddenly stopped, rolled over, and said she couldn't continue. I had a feeling she was making an excuse because the smell was getting to her too. The experiment had failed.

She got up and said she had to wash off, and I set to work washing whatever this was off my fingers. I used Dettol, dish soap, and hand soap to vigorously scrub my hands, and none of them made any impact at taking the stink away. I was horrified. I couldn't get my hands near my face without smelling it. It made my nostrils burn. The scent of anti-bacterial soaps and hardcore butt grease was nauseating.
While she was washing, I lit incense, hosed my bed down with air freshener, and gave myself a few spritzes of deodorant. It worked to clear the bad feng shui.
She came out of the shower and laid back down next to me. She looked glum. I gave her a hug. She said she just didn't feel relaxed. I knew why.

Me: "Was it the smell?"
Her: "What smell?"
Me: "The butt hole smell. It was really strong."
Her: "I didn't smell anything. What are you talking about."
Me: "What?! The whole room smelled like poop, and it wasn't my poop."
Her: "I didn't poop! Anyway, there was blood coming out of me."
Me: "WHAT! WHY!?"
Her" "Sex maybe. My period already happened."
Me: "Maybe that was the smell?"
Her: "I smell nothing!"

Maybe she didn't smell it, maybe it was Face, maybe both, but I was shocked. She didn't ask why I had turned the room in a smokey, perfumey mess, but I think she knew. She had to have known. No way she didn't know.
We talked for a while, she fell asleep, I read my Kindle, and then I slept.

About 430am I got up to pee and she was tossing and turning, mostly awake. She started talking to me, grabbed my wiener, and told me to get a condom. I hadn't finished earlier, so I figured I might as well now. I triple checked if the odor was there, but she had washed it all away in the previous shower. We made sweet, not poopy love, and she kept complaining that it felt like I was punching her in stomach, so I had to do half-pumps to not smash her cervix. The sex was decent this time, and didn't stink up the place, so I think that attempt was a win.

To make a long story short, my sheets had a bunch of brown, bloody stains on them and they are soaking in white vinegar as I type this.

HAT FETISH posted:

jesus christ dude

StarMinstrel posted:

So basically lack of sex ed making her try to have sex while on her period?

Haier posted:

The blood was from her vagina getting stretched after who knows how long of no sex.

very clever with maracas posted:

Ummmmmm haier buddy i dont think it works like this..........

Glenn Quebec posted:

Nah, of all the super dubious poo poo he makes up, this is a thing.