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a new study bible! posted:Carson is bad and has bad mechanics I think this might be true
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a new study bible! posted:Carson is bad and has bad mechanics trade for goff
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KIM JONG TRILL posted:Does anyone actually care about PED use in football?
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lovely Megatron just got cut. Adios DGB.
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NFC East WR Beckham released!!!
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quote:Jimmy, with the dumpster fire over, who do you think has the worst fan base in the NFL [NFC East]? quote:I don't know if I can say "worst fan base, but I'll rank the NFC East teams' fans from whiniest to coolest, in terms of reaction to that series: 
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reader feedback timequote:Subject: 5 reasons you are a douchebag (can confirm he looks like a douchebag)
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Eli manning looks like this: He probably needs someone to wipe his own rear end for him.
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a new study bible! posted:Eli manning looks like this: That's the look of a man who is going to sink the Patriots twice in the super bowl. All hail our mongoloid quarterback
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This week's Cowboys arrest:quote:Dallas Cowboys linebacker Damien Wilson was arrested Tuesday night and charged with two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, according to Frisco, Texas, police. http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/19841877/dallas-cowboys-lb-damien-wilson-charged-aggravated-assault-deadly-weapon
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The cowboys deserve last in the division. Abandon all hope, I'm so tired of this organization. I just want to like my team. That's all I want. Why do they make it so hard?
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oh no a football player did something bad guess i''m not watching football again
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incompetent posted:oh no a football player did something bad Oh no, a player is bad. It feels like I'm watching Cowboys football again.
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incompetent posted:oh no a football player did something bad -parm
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.jpg?auto=format&q=40&or=0&w=350) The face of a man who backed his truck into a woman and flashed a rifle over a parking spot at a fireworks festival
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If you enjoyed the Dumpster fire series, the same writer has his pre-season ALL-NFC East team up: offense: http://www.phillyvoice.com/preseason-all-nfc-east-team-offense-edition-2017 defense: http://www.phillyvoice.com/preseason-all-nfc-east-team-defense-edition-2017 lol @ only 1 Cowboy on the defensive team.
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CyberPingu posted:Does Jerry go all I have gotten the sense that Jerry fashions himself Sandra Bullock from the Blind Side, ignoring just how lovely of a human being he has been on many occasions. incompetent posted:oh no a football player did something bad I'm sorry, are you enjoying watching half of the goddamn team embarrass itself every offseason? Like, beyond just the decisions of the front office? I've got zero confidence in this organization to keep anybody out of trouble. Elliott can't seem to avoid controversy, our defense is a bad night away from becoming drugged up murderers, apparently, and even if it is the weakest poo poo ever even Dak has people accusing him of stuff. Just once I'd like to start a season with 90% of our personnel ready to play and not on the verge of sitting out a quarter of the season. Pardon me for asking the Cowboys to clear such a high bar.
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A fish rots from the head.
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NotWearingPants posted:A fish rots from the head. what the gently caress
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SHOAH NUFF posted:what the gently caress It's an old-timey phrase that means organizational problems can be attributed to flawed leadership. Jerry Jones is the fish head in this case.
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Shinjobi posted:I'm sorry, are you enjoying watching half of the goddamn team embarrass itself every offseason? Like, beyond just the decisions of the front office? I've got zero confidence in this organization to keep anybody out of trouble. Elliott can't seem to avoid controversy, our defense is a bad night away from becoming drugged up murderers, apparently, and even if it is the weakest poo poo ever even Dak has people accusing him of stuff. You're overreacting and saying it like the Cowboys are the only team that has these problems.
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I wouldn't be so annoyed if they got punished the same as non rich people. But seeing a guy get 2 DUIs and get a slap on the wrist and then I'm supposed to cheer for him 3 days later feels like a slap in the face
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incompetent posted:You're overreacting and saying it like the Cowboys are the only team that has these problems. I never said they were. I just want them to be better than this. Jason Garett hasn't put together two consecutive winning seasons since becoming the head coach, and while a lot of that stems from Romo injuries, it's the little poo poo like this that explains a lot. I don't expect a football team full of saints. Christ, I still like the 90s champion Cowboy teams, and they weren't exactly the nicest bunch of people to deal with. But when your defense is a gigantic question mark yet again, when your organization is under fire for braindead suspensions yet again, when a defensive player has a road rage incident in the FC Dallas parking lot (just at this), it just sucks the wind right out of your sails before the season starts, and this is before we even consider poo poo like sophomore slumps and potential injuries. I doubt anyone in this thread sympathizes, and that's fine. I'm just venting. Also, I'll take the combo three with a Coke. Shinjobi fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Jul 7, 2017 |
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It's the number 3 combo you stupid bitch
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CyberPingu posted:I wouldn't be so annoyed if they got punished the same as non rich people. But seeing a guy get 2 DUIs and get a slap on the wrist and then I'm supposed to cheer for him 3 days later feels like a slap in the face One point in Doug Pederson's/Howie Roseman's favor: when one of our WRs got caught with a DUI and an unregistered handgun he got cut immediately even though it meant our WR corps went from "bad" to "horrifying" Unfortunately we also failed to cut noted human piece of poo poo Riley Cooper for being a massive racist so...
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axeil posted:One point in Doug Pederson's/Howie Roseman's favor: when one of our WRs got caught with a DUI and an unregistered handgun he got cut immediately even though it meant our WR corps went from "bad" to "horrifying" the WR got cut because he was bad hth
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Michael Vick held a come to Jesus meeting with Cooper and the team and I guess it was a locker room decision to keep him.
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Metapod posted:It's the number 3 combo you stupid bitch 
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TheChirurgeon posted:the WR got cut because he was bad hth He was a drat good special teamer.
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I think Huff was unfortunate that his was the last of a series of incidents, like Bradham beating up the cabana boy and Agholor accused (falsely) of rape in the champagne room. The team came down harder on him than they might have otherwise. That said, I was glad to see him go because he was an overdrafted (3rd round?!!) Chip Kelly Duck pick who always had a pissed off look on his face and seemed like an rear end in a top hat. also, remember this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCuCZKSmr08 lol @ Jackson
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