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Serf
May 5, 2011


gradenko_2000 posted:

[New York Times Op-Ed]

Back to the Center, Democrats

By MARK PENN and ANDREW STEIN


It's kind of impressively how loving bad this is. If I wanted highlight all the hits, I'd end up bolding the whole thing.

lmao these dumbfucks have learned nothing

also

quote:

Candidates inspired by Senator Bernie Sanders, Senator Elizabeth Warren and a host of well-funded groups have embraced sharply leftist ideas.

who in the gently caress is he talking about with their well-funded groups? i hope we're not counting the billion dollars that was just wasted losing the presidential election

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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


i always love it when olds bring up jfk because he's very much the platonic ideal of a lovely centrist candidate. a nice face to look at that doesnt actually do all that much then gets shot in the face

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I don't think the hordes of pundits, analysts, consultants and other parasites who were on the windfall side of that billion think it was wasted, and they are the ones writing this sort of revisionist history bullcrap.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Serf posted:

lmao these dumbfucks have learned nothing

also


who in the gently caress is he talking about with their well-funded groups? i hope we're not counting the billion dollars that was just wasted losing the presidential election

Not surprising a 1 percenter who lives in Manhattan wants New Democrats to control the direction of the party.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Agean90 posted:

i always love it when olds bring up jfk because he's very much the platonic ideal of a lovely centrist candidate. a nice face to look at that doesnt actually do all that much then gets shot in the face

JFK was amazing by current-day standards because he was the last president who was an independent enough thinker to not listen to the blob when they wanted him to go to war (in his case, over the Cuban missile crisis).

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Agean90 posted:

i always love it when olds bring up jfk because he's very much the platonic ideal of a lovely centrist candidate. a nice face to look at that doesnt actually do all that much then gets shot in the face

Right? JFK gets a nice rap because he was indecisive enough to stumble into a solution during the Cuban Missile Crisis and because he was assassinated, but the only reason he got anything done (and marginally at that) was because earmarks and the Soviet Union still existed to allow for some legislation every now and then.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



i cant think of a better argument for a course of action than that mark penn thinks it's a bad idea

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
JFK didn't stumble onto a solution during the crisis, he and his brother actively and effectively pursued a peaceful solution, against wishes of the military, and for that he deserves respect. I'm not confident today's centrists would have done the same.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

steinrokkan posted:

JFK didn't stumble onto a solution during the crisis, he and his brother actively and effectively pursued a peaceful solution, against wishes of the military, and for that he deserves respect. I'm not confident today's centrists would have done the same.

While I agree with you that today's centrists absolutely would have walked straight into a conflict with the USSR as they went along with The Establishment, my read of the Cuban Missile Crisis was that JFK didn't trust his advisers, which is why he waited (I'll refrain from saying "hesitated") long enough to let the situation develop through the teletype.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
It takes certain political courage rather than passiveness, imho, to defy advisers and let a crisis situation develop in a way that is clearly unpopular - as the Joint Chiefs endorsed war. According to all evidence, JFK and Bobby also did a lot to personally facilitate the exchange of communication between the White House, the Russian embassy, and Moscow.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


steinrokkan posted:

It takes certain political courage rather than passiveness, imho, to defy advisers and let a crisis situation develop in a way that is clearly unpopular - as the Joint Chiefs endorsed war. According to all evidence, JFK and Bobby also did a lot to personally facilitate the exchange of communication between the White House, the Russian embassy, and Moscow.

didnt follow it up by firing all the generals who advocated for nuclear war, typical centrists waffling

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
i would want to fist fight mark penn if not for the fact he is one of the most physically repulsive people on the planet who probably smells like a mix of gas station grease trap and hai karate

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

steinrokkan posted:

Today in Poland, courtesy of the EE thread:


The one time y'all have a good excuse for being like 99% completely white

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/882949210945056770

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Shear Modulus posted:

JFK was amazing by current-day standards because he was the last president who was an independent enough thinker to not listen to the blob when they wanted him to go to war (in his case, over the Cuban missile crisis).

JFK advocated but couldn't get Medicare for All passed which makes he better than the current crop of bad dems.

Also he started to plan to make to the moon and the massive amount of government spending on space had lots of side benefits.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


steinrokkan posted:

I don't think the hordes of pundits, analysts, consultants and other parasites who were on the windfall side of that billion think it was wasted, and they are the ones writing this sort of revisionist history bullcrap.

it's only history if no one else can remember it. political junkies ain't forgetting 2016 any time soon and normals aren't going to read this poo poo

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

etalian posted:

JFK advocated but couldn't get Medicare for All passed which makes he better than the current crop of bad dems.

Also he started to plan to make to the moon and the massive amount of government spending on space had lots of side benefits.

Wasn't JFK literally shot because nutcases thought he was a commie or somesuch?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Truga posted:

Wasn't JFK literally shot because nutcases thought he was a commie or somesuch?

Oswald was a Commie, though. But :tinfoil:

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Mark Penn was a Clinton advisor for a decade, he also recommended that Hillary attack Obama on the fact that he's not a real American.
Andrew Stein is a Democrat who voted for Trump

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
HILLAREEEEEEEEE

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Terror Sweat posted:

Mark Penn was a Clinton advisor for a decade, he also recommended that Hillary attack Obama on the fact that he's not a real American.
Andrew Stein is a Democrat who voted for Trump

centrism I can believe in!

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

gradenko_2000 posted:

[New York Times Op-Ed]

Back to the Center, Democrats

By MARK PENN and ANDREW STEIN


It's kind of impressive how loving bad this is. If I wanted highlight all the hits, I'd end up bolding the whole thing.
What loving alt history did this guy live through.

Hmm yes Obama's war on religion was a real thing, and not at all an over-hyped Republican talking point to pander to homophobes without mentioning 'gay marriage'

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Terror Sweat posted:

Mark Penn was a Clinton advisor for a decade, he also recommended that Hillary attack Obama on the fact that he's not a real American.
Andrew Stein is a Democrat who voted for Trump

its time for the democrats to stop listening to guys who keep losing them elections

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Just lmao if you ever vote for the democrats again in your life

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/randygdub/status/796229362643152896

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

comedyblissoption posted:

iron stache needs to get coached fast b/c he falls apart here

single payer should be easy as hell to justify

Venom get on it

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
bad dems

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

fish hook theory looking solid here, joy supports the contras?

https://twitter.com/joyannreid/status/882720575680073729

The idea that it's bad and damning of Sanders that he seemed to appreciate when people supported him rather than disavowing every single one of them seems like a super hot Internet take, but I've actually heard someone say this in person


IN WHICH an adult person freaks out to the point of hyperventilating to see Bernie Sanders receive credit for something he does; still considers self to be The Adult In The Room (also a lawyer, with a political science degree)

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

*while hyperventilating* I - CAN - NOT - BE - OWNED

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm a racist who likes to get things done.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Frijolero posted:

I'm a racist who likes to get things done.

I'm an extremely lazy egalitarian.

I smell sitcom gold.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

because the dems werent bootlicky enough?
i wonder if any of theose vets hate war now though

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Rand alPaul posted:

Someone at the New York Times screwed up and interviewed Noam Chomsky.

My goodness, the comments are extra salty on this one!

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Time for some game theory:

What percentage of Democrats are bought by corporate interests and what percentage of them are just clueless imbeciles?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Frijolero posted:

Time for some game theory:

What percentage of Democrats are bought by corporate interests and what percentage of them are just clueless imbeciles?

All of them

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

call to action posted:

My goodness, the comments are extra salty on this one!

I'm not surprised. Check this sick fire:

Noam posted:

Under Barack Obama, the Democratic Party pretty much collapsed at the crucial local and state levels, but it can be rebuilt and turned into a progressive force. That would mean reviving the New Deal legacy and moving well beyond, instead of abandoning, the working class and turning into Clintonite New Democrats, which more or less resemble what used to be called moderate Republicans, a category that has largely disappeared with the shift of both parties to the right during the neoliberal period.

Noam Chomsky is basically a Suck Zone poster. The dude fuckin' rules.

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

etalian posted:

JFK advocated but couldn't get Medicare for All passed which makes he better than the current crop of bad dems.

Also he started to plan to make to the moon and the massive amount of government spending on space had lots of side benefits.
Tang and Space Pens are the future.

AstheWorldWorlds
May 4, 2011
Reviving the New Deal legacy? Wish this guy would collapse into mummy dust already, he is apparently senile.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
So, Chomsky blames Obama for not being sufficiently progressive? Doesn't he know what is going in Europe? Doesn't Chomsky know about the fact that people in Germany and France do not want either a radical leftist or radical rightist government but a government focusing on practicality? Oh, of course, Chomsky is so dogmatic that he does not think other people's views even worth being considered. So, he thinks Sanders should rule regardless of how PEOPLE want. It sounds so much like the philosophy of the Soviet Union dictatorship.

Thanks God that Obama did not listen to the dogmatic radicals like Chomsky. If he had done, the U.S. economy would never have recovered, and millions of people would be not jobless. But a truely egoist like Chomsky does not care. All he cares is his own religion, which happens to be his ideology. Actually, I found Chomsky's views are the product of two religions: Judaism and Soviet-style socialism.

Philosophically, Chomsky is really an old hat; he still believes in absolutism. He cannot bear anything to do with multiculturalism, globalism, relativism, pragmatism, and atheism.

Chomsky totally distorted British empiricist philosophy, utilitarianism, and pragmatism. His understanding of these three philosophies is very wrong; it is just a typical example showing how one's ideological interest distorts good philosophy.
Chomsky lives in the cold-war era.

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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

So, Chomsky blames Obama for not being sufficiently progressive? Doesn't he know what is going in Europe? Doesn't Chomsky know about the fact that people in Germany and France do not want either a radical leftist or radical rightist government but a government focusing on practicality? Oh, of course, Chomsky is so dogmatic that he does not think other people's views even worth being considered. So, he thinks Sanders should rule regardless of how PEOPLE want. It sounds so much like the philosophy of the Soviet Union dictatorship.

Thanks God that Obama did not listen to the dogmatic radicals like Chomsky. If he had done, the U.S. economy would never have recovered, and millions of people would be not jobless. But a truely egoist like Chomsky does not care. All he cares is his own religion, which happens to be his ideology. Actually, I found Chomsky's views are the product of two religions: Judaism and Soviet-style socialism.

Philosophically, Chomsky is really an old hat; he still believes in absolutism. He cannot bear anything to do with multiculturalism, globalism, relativism, pragmatism, and atheism.

Chomsky totally distorted British empiricist philosophy, utilitarianism, and pragmatism. His understanding of these three philosophies is very wrong; it is just a typical example showing how one's ideological interest distorts good philosophy.
Chomsky lives in the cold-war era.

Lmao is this a real comment

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