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Crash has a girlfriend. Well, technically. She only appeared in the first game and was never mentioned again.
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Double Punctuation posted:Crash has a girlfriend. Well, technically. She only appeared in the first game and was never mentioned again. Maybe they had a very painful breakup and he doesn't like to talk about it.
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Jul 6, 2017 02:27
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I'm not sure how many people get that this is a Serbian 8th grade biology textbook. "Family", I suppose.
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Jul 6, 2017 03:42
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Zero One posted:Faces on a rollercoaster. Click for huge. These are all FUN pictures!
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Jul 6, 2017 03:53
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Pararoid posted:You mean Mega Drive Off topic, but if you liked Wonder Boy 3, they did an HD remaster earlier this year and it is AMAZING.
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Jul 6, 2017 04:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXDNBBh2QSo nerdz has a new favorite as of 04:05 on Jul 6, 2017 |
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Jul 6, 2017 04:03
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I.C. posted:These are all FUN pictures! Well the dude in the third row mildly amused but not at all impressed in the first two pictures gave me a sensible chuckle...
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Jul 6, 2017 05:10
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gbut posted:I'm not sure how many people get that this is a Serbian 8th grade biology textbook. Apparently it's a guide to raising kidnapped babies as your own. In Arizona.
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Jul 6, 2017 05:16
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Is point 2 supposed to be a bad thing?
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Jul 6, 2017 07:14
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Tiggum posted:Is point 2 supposed to be a bad thing? He is a falling-star artist, and a vegan knowingly going to a place where they sell burgers and stuff. This is just a sad cry for attention. I mean, do the lactose intolerant go to the dairy and complain that everything there has milk in it?
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Jul 6, 2017 07:40
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Tiggum posted:Is point 2 supposed to be a bad thing? Also, our 'ancestors' would have died regardlessly, and I'm pretty sure none of them died in glorious self-sacrifice so their descendants could live profound lifes, as judged by Moby, creator of easy listening electronic music.
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Jul 6, 2017 08:19
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No you see everyone needs to fight as hard as they can all the time, even if there is nothing to fight. Everyone fights to make a better spot for their offspring, so that they don't have to fight so hard as their parents did, and we should all take a giant piss over all our ancestors' struggle and fight anyway. Even when we don't have to. Especially when we don't have to. You monster.
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Jul 6, 2017 08:23
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I saw a video a while back where a journalist went to Kurdistan and interviewed some people, and it turns out a lot of the people fighting ISIS are old guys who have been in the peshmerga their whole lives, first fighting Saddam, then during the US occupation, and now fighting ISIS. The journalist interviewed some young people on the Kurdish home front who were leading good lives, had jobs, going to bars and clubs, hanging out with friends, etc., and they said they felt kinda guilty because they were leading the good life while this older generation was out there fighting ISIS. Then the journalist went and interviewed the old guys and their response was "that's the whole point. We're doing this, out here fighting these assholes, specifically so that the younger generation doesn't have to, and they can lead a comfortable life free from the constant fear of death." I feel like that's an interesting contrast to Moby's "kids these days with their meat  " approach.
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Jul 6, 2017 08:59
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It's a year 8 biology book. E: I'm extremely slow.
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Jul 6, 2017 09:09
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Does Nicolas Cage tell you about the birds but NOT THE BEEESSSS!?
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Jul 6, 2017 09:55
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Der Kyhe posted:He is a falling-star artist, and a vegan knowingly going to a place where they sell burgers and stuff. This is just a sad cry for attention. Having said that, he does a lot of good work supporting music therapy and bringing music to underprivileged kids, so it's hard to come down too hard against him
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Jul 6, 2017 10:13
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What uh...what's going on down there?
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Crotch rot
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Say Nothing posted:I literally knew nothing about the game apart from what I'd seen in fanart. Up until now I thought she was Crash's girlfriend. It's a slow morning at work and I don't have much to do, so I googled this guy out of curiosity. Turns out he's got an IMDB page. IMDB Bio posted:Vincent Capretta began his music career at the age of seven studying music theory and classical guitar at the renown Cleveland Music School Settlement. Winning radio talent contests at the age of twelve led Capretta to vocal scholarship in the Opera Department of the prominent Cleveland Institute of Music. In addition to serving as lead tenor for the Cleveland Civic Light Opera for two seasons, Capretta has held several leading roles in professional and community theater. Capretta was featured at the New Music Seminar in New York City in 1986 in response to his first music video "Fallin Again". In 1987, Capretta hit the national Eurobeat charts in the United States on LSA Records with his covers of the disco classics "I Will Survive" and "Turn the Beat Around" and again in 1990 with "Never Knew Love Like This Before". Capretta hit the European dance charts in 1992 on Loading Bay Records with his rendition of the classic "It's My Party" and his featured on the Best of Loading Bay High Energy Volume I. Topping the Playboy Cable Channel Hot Rock's chart in 1993 with his #1 steamy music video "Puerto Rican Sex", Capretta is also known for his successful music video "Stormy Weather" on ETV and RockAmerica in 1996. Now Capretta resurfaces in 2009 on CM Records with the huge dance floor anthem "Big Mama's House" produced by International dance music producer Rod Carrillo. Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 13:07 on Jul 6, 2017 |
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Jul 6, 2017 12:48
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Bogan King posted:It took you writing this for me to realise people would have stoma sex with gauges. Now I'm going to feel gross(er than normal) all day. My ex-wife had a patient once that came in for an unrelated condition, and the docs noticed she had herpes around a stoma in her side. You're welcome.
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Jul 6, 2017 13:27
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Deteriorata posted:Apparently it's a guide to raising kidnapped babies as your own. In Arizona. Well, would you buy furniture from a place called Unpainted Serbia?
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Jul 6, 2017 13:53
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:It's a slow morning at work and I don't have much to do, so I googled this guy out of curiosity. That guy OBVIOUSLY wrote his own bio. Looking up his videos and well...they're something alright. Nightstalker especially is a pro-click video.
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Jul 6, 2017 15:24
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PeTA posted:Even Denny’s—known for its traditional breakfast, lunch, and dinner fare—has some vegan options. Denny’s vegan offerings include oatmeal, the Fit Fare® Veggie Skillet (ask for no egg whites), English muffins, bagels, grits, applesauce, fresh fruit, vegetable plates, seasoned French fries, baked potatoes with several vegetable toppings, garden salads with light Italian dressing or oil and vinegar dressing, and sandwiches that can be made with several vegetable options. It also serves a Boca burger.
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Jul 6, 2017 15:36
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:*Vegan People are always looking for new ways to tell you they are Vegan...
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Jul 6, 2017 16:11
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:
They can still order water, though! 
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Jul 6, 2017 16:32
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Hirayuki posted:
The point is vegans shouldn't be allowed to order anything.
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Bogan King posted:It took you writing this for me to realise people would have stoma sex with gauges. Now I'm going to feel gross(er than normal) all day. And to thank you for reminding me of a childhood trauma I had almost managed to completely bury, I'm going to tell you this wonderful story from my youth: When I was about 10, I went with my friend and his parents to an old folk's home to visit his grandmother. While there, I heard a little old lady telling her friend in a very matter of fact way that she wished she had her stoma when she was younger because then she wouldn't have had so many children because her husband loved it so much. I asked the nurse who was leading us through the home, and who had also heard the little old lady, what a stoma was* and she said, "Oh god, I can't" and ignored me and practically fled when she got us to the right room. That night, I looked up stoma in my Concise Oxford and the world was never the same again. * for the record, I originally thought it was a pet of some sort. Or hobby. \/\/\/ Everyone suffers
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Gorilla Salad posted:And to thank you for reminding me of my childhood trauma, I'm going to tell you this wonderful story from my youth: 
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Jul 6, 2017 17:09
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And upon ordering "water", Kenneth Lay suplexes a dead horse through the storefront
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Gorilla Salad posted:And to thank you for reminding me of a childhood trauma I had almost managed to completely bury, I'm going to tell you this wonderful story from my youth: 
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Wouldn't loving a stoma, I don't know, push it back in or something?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wouldn't loving a stoma, I don't know, push it back in or something? I'm pretty sure a stoma is just a gross, drippy hole.
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Aleph Null posted:I'm pretty sure a stoma is just a gross, drippy hole. how is your mother, btw?
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Jul 6, 2017 17:56
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My grandma had a temporary colostomy bag at one point in between intestional surgeries and the little tri-fold pamphlet they gave her about it said in as polite and professional language as possible not to gently caress the hole. Apparently it's common enough to make the pamphlet.
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Knormal posted:My grandma had a temporary colostomy bag at one point in between intestional surgeries and the little tri-fold pamphlet they gave her about it said in as polite and professional language as possible not to gently caress the hole. Apparently it's common enough to make the pamphlet. Talking to ER staff you hear all the horrors of humanity. I learned about a homeless guy named Side Pocket who would whore out his colostomy hole.
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Jul 6, 2017 20:32
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So, Hitler had the right idea, then?
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Jul 6, 2017 20:33
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Words cannot express how much I hate this.
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JEEVES420 posted:I learned about a homeless guy named Side Pocket who would whore out his colostomy hole. lmao
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