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Tetracube posted:oh god isn't that dude a prominent MRA Matt Forney, who is way the gently caress over 24 and ludicrously self-aggrandizing.
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Jul 6, 2017 06:37
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Not only is Forney an MRA he's also a nazi and he doesn't live in Portland so I doubt that's real.
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MageMage posted:Yanked this from the DnD picture thread: The noise I made when I read this was meant to be "Oh boy" but came out as "hueeeghhhh"
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Jul 6, 2017 06:56
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What the gently caress is wrong with your skull?
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Testekill posted:What the gently caress is wrong with your skull? He's like a potato that gave up.
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Testekill posted:What the gently caress is wrong with your skull? Judging by his opinions, dropped multiple times as a child.
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AlmightyBob posted:Not only is Forney an MRA he's also a nazi and he doesn't live in Portland so I doubt that's real http://mattforney.com/young-white-female-needed-for-companionship-and-sexytime/ It's presumably satire, though given what these people normally write it can be hard to tell.
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Jul 6, 2017 09:27
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It must be great having enough money to spend millions and still look this bad.
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cash crab posted:The noise I made when I read this was meant to be "Oh boy" but came out as "hueeeghhhh" somewhere, Pick just woke up
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Jul 6, 2017 10:08
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i bet he can eat alot of ice cream with those lips
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Why are MRAs so physically unattractive? Like, why do they think they're entitled to demand a decent looking woman when they look like an rear end in a top hat that's been wiped too hard with cheap toilet paper after a day of heavy drinking and Taco Bell?
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Picnic Princess posted:Why are MRAs so physically unattractive? Like, why do they think they're entitled to demand a decent looking woman when they look like an rear end in a top hat that's been wiped too hard with cheap toilet paper after a day of heavy drinking and Taco Bell? I think it's kind of the other way round. If you look like poo poo women won't be paying you much attention and in some men this manifests as anger at women in general. Some ugly dudes just make the best of it and have normal, fulfilling relationships.
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Picnic Princess posted:Why are MRAs so physically unattractive? Like, why do they think they're entitled to demand a decent looking woman when they look like an rear end in a top hat that's been wiped too hard with cheap toilet paper after a day of heavy drinking and Taco Bell? Oh man, PP, you have no idea how deep the Matt Forney hole goes. He's a pick up artist as well. Yeah. Potato man. Man who is really into aryan skull shape but has the most obviously wonky skull ever (without it being obviously wrong like the ones you're now thinking of). This guy is one of the few people on the entire internet who has many photos of themselves without a single one being flattering. I know. I've checked. He wants to sell you books on how to get laid- most of which he plagiarised almost in full from confessed serial rapist RooshV. (E: he's also one of the few people forums #1 cool boy hbomberguy has ever criticised for his looks, and his criticism amounts to "Oh, man, he looks really un-fit.") Somfin has a new favorite as of 11:01 on Jul 6, 2017 |
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MageMage posted:Yanked this from the DnD picture thread: I FAILED LITERALLY ALL OF THE CRITERIA EXCEPT BMI! brb gonna eat two hundred million breadsticks just to be sure AlmightyBob posted:Not only is Forney an MRA he's also a nazi and he doesn't live in Portland so I doubt that's real. Jesus loving god, it's like someone stuffed a white garbage bag with pudding and onions. Also, that is one hosed-up skull, and I literally have a degree in hosed-up skulls.
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Jul 6, 2017 11:23
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Reminds me of these guys 
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LifeSunDeath posted:Reminds me of these guys Quickly now, attach the battery!
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LifeSunDeath posted:Reminds me of these guys Those dudes rule
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2775699/rodrigo-alves-human-ken-doll/ Rodrigo first decided to go under the knife in 2004 - after a childhood of struggling with his self-image. His long list of surgery includes: £8,000 on Botox and fillers £30,000 on nose jobs £3,000 on liposuction to his jaw £10,000 on pec implants. £22,000 on a fake six-pack £7,000 on fillers to his arms £5,000 hair transplant £7,000 on laser lipo £6,000 on leg lipo £3,000 on calf shaping Fat transfer to give him a “Brazillian” bum A SMAS facelift
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Why do all people who get a lot of cosmetic surgery always look the same? Puffy cheeks and small eyes.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2775699/rodrigo-alves-human-ken-doll/ That guy has spent $130,000 to look like poo poo. I get that he had image problems, but is this really making him happy? He has to know he looks unnatural, no matter what, right?
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:£30,000 on nose jobs I know next to nothing about plastic surgery, but what the hell warrants 30 G's for a rhinoplasty?
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Jul 6, 2017 12:31
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£22,000 on a fake six-pack £10,000 on pec implants. That's some expensive plastic
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How do you spend 30k on nose jobs and end up with no nose
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Somfin posted:How do you spend 30k on nose jobs and end up with no nose The Emperor's New Nose
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Eventually, you run out of nose I guess. Also, I think that a heavily plastic surgeried face goes into the uncanny valley after a while. The individual features look alright, but together they don't quite make up a whole.
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"Are you a REAL villian?" "Well, uh, technically... naaah." 
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We Are Number One, but this time Robbie Rotten AIN'T loving AROUND WITH SPIRIT GUM.
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Somfin posted:Oh man, PP, you have no idea how deep the Matt Forney hole goes. In this instance, "pick up artist" is just a euphemism to describe how much community service he's likely done.
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Somfin posted:How do you spend 30k on nose jobs and end up with no nose The Nose of Theseus
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Somfin posted:How do you spend 30k on nose jobs and end up with no nose We need to ask the professor 
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Slugnoid posted:You're lucky he hosed it up tbh. Tattooing a nautical star on your collarbone means you're claiming to be a Vor - basically a russian made man, and if the wrong person saw it in the wrong part of town you'd wind up getting it blow torched off your body at best Just want to point out that the tattoos they have are 8-pointed stars, not 5, and it's very dependant on where it's placed. Zipperelli. has a new favorite as of 14:07 on Jul 6, 2017 |
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Zipperelli. posted:Just want to point out that the tattoos they have are 8-pointed stars, not 5, and it's very dependant on where it's placed. Best stick with the swastika, just to be on the safe side.
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Sic Semper Goon posted:Best stick with the swastika, just to be on the safe side. 
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We Know Catheters posted:Why do all people who get a lot of cosmetic surgery always look the same? Puffy cheeks and small eyes. I'm gonna go with "injecting too many artificial compounds into their faces".
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MageMage posted:Yanked this from the DnD picture thread:  I've never had trouble getting women and I'm a fat white guy. Ladies swoon when they see my room  sometimes I like to take a break in my trashroom, piss in an OJ bottle, and sit in front of a pile of idiot colorful foreign money 
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Jul 6, 2017 15:41
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Please tell me this person is on a watch list.
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I am also a fat white dude, who understands my limitations. I ain't pulling down a 9 or a 10.
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