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Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Sten Freak posted:

We had revenge of the nerds on VHS , recorded from hbo. My mom had never seen it straight through and thought it had a good message about the nerds winning. We'd pause it whenever a nude scene was coming up if she was walking through the room and watched it probably 50 times.

My wife and I went to a Halloween party this year as the cheerleader and Lewis (Gilbert?). It still owns.

My family used to go to the drive-in a lot when I was a kid, and I remember seeing a double feature of Revenge of the Nerds and Bachelor Party shortly after my seventh birthday. My mom was not amused by either one. She somehow managed to sit through Revenge of the Nerds, but demanded we leave pretty early into Bachelor Party.

80's comedies are chock full of stuff too tasteless and offensive to be allowed today, but I'm glad my parents let me watch 'em!

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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Bimmi posted:

Almost all the humor about his character is "look at this faggy fag being ever so faggy," which is not cool. gently caress that movie.
A lot of people don't like Boondock Saints anymore

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Gutter Phoenix posted:

My family used to go to the drive-in a lot when I was a kid, and I remember seeing a double feature of Revenge of the Nerds and Bachelor Party shortly after my seventh birthday. My mom was not amused by either one. She somehow managed to sit through Revenge of the Nerds, but demanded we leave pretty early into Bachelor Party.

80's comedies are chock full of stuff too tasteless and offensive to be allowed today, but I'm glad my parents let me watch 'em!

Movies like Revenge of the Nerds and Bachelor Party are actually pretty highbrow as far as 80s raunchy comedies go. There was a whole genre of b-movies like Porky's, Screwballs, Joysticks, etc... which were basically tailor made for late night HBO basement viewing.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Air Bud

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice
Up the Creek was one I remember being good from that genera I'd like to see again but sure it sucks.

Porkys was the pinnacle of that junk.

Starman Super DX
Oct 17, 2011

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
Is Meatballs still good? I haven't seen that one in probably 15 years.

Oh yeah, and this may not be a popular opinion, but I thought Animal House was kinda dumb. I'd be willing to grant that most of the movie was alright, but the ending was ridiculous. Like you think that they're gonna come up with some wacky plan to pass college and pull one over on the dean, but instead they just... incite a violent riot. Like it almost borders on domestic terrorism by today's standards. It's not even that it was offensive to me, just kinda felt like a lazy and boring ending. I'd rather watch Race for your Life, Charlie Brown.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Starman Super DX posted:

Like you think that they're gonna come up with some wacky plan to pass college and pull one over on the dean, but instead they just... incite a violent riot. Like it almost borders on domestic terrorism by today's standards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVjgY427qW8

Escape Addict
Jan 25, 2012

YOSPOS
Thank you for reminding me of the Jerky Boys movie. That one definitely was a product of its time and belongs in this thread. I also agree with the Mallrats nomination, since I absolutely adored that film when it came out and cannot stand it now.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Bimmi posted:

Almost all the humor about his character is "look at this faggy fag being ever so faggy," which is not cool. gently caress that movie.

Don't sign your posts

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

Don't sign your posts

That's not even a funny use of that dumb meme.

Starman Super DX
Oct 17, 2011

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

striking that off of my list of possible future usernames.




The Great Mouse Detective

I mean it's not BAD, but it's not as good as I remembered it. The clock tower scene is still awesome though.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Clerks is definitely a product of its time but the acting is bad, with the exception of Randal and Dante. Everyone else is reciting their lines like it's a high school senior play.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I grew up not too far from where Kevin Smith shot Clerks, and visited the place a few times. Trust me, he got the better actors in the area.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
Is the 50's War of the Worlds film as great as I remember it being as a kid. I loving LOVED that film.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I was completely loving terrified by the 1950s Invaders from Mars, especially the ending

The kid ends up being right, but it was all a dream, but then the real loving aliens land :stare:

G-III
Mar 4, 2001

Hamburger the Motion Picture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4TThyZuDYY

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Bonzo posted:

Clerks is definitely a product of its time but the acting is bad, with the exception of Randal and Dante. Everyone else is reciting their lines like it's a high school senior play.

i tried to watch clerks with my best friend when we were about 16, and we both fell asleep. what a heinously boring movie.

Starman Super DX
Oct 17, 2011

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Bonzo posted:

Clerks is definitely a product of its time but the acting is bad, with the exception of Randal and Dante. Everyone else is reciting their lines like it's a high school senior play.

When I really think about it, it's the two female characters that aren't that good, I feel like everyone else does a half decent job. the first girl is good in the scene at the end when she chews out Dante though. I think it was in one of his specials Kevin Smith said when it was originally written he was supposed to be Dante, but he hated watching himself act and so he became Silent Bob. I used to like Kevin Smith a lot. I still kinda like Mallrats :saddowns: I guess I'm in the minority there. It's just got a nice feels. His special "stand up" things are probably still pretty funny too. He's just become kind of a fat, arrogant, smelly rear end in a top hat now. Comic Book men is the prime example of this.

Jesus whenever he's talking to the guys he's elevated like, a foot more than everyone else so they can hear the word of Kevin Smith handed down from on high.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
His specials where he just gets up and talks and answers questions for an hour or two are still really solid. Kevin Smith is a pretty incredible storyteller and that shines in some of his work, but then there's the poo poo like Yoga Hosers that makes me question everything about his judgment

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Speaking of raunchy comedies which don't hold up, add American Pie to the list. Everyone between the ages of 15 and 30 loved it when it came out since it had been years since someone made an old-fashioned R-rated teen sex romp, but watching it now I feel less amused and more fremdschämen at the dialog and gags. It doesn't help when you see all of the people who ended up in dead-end careers because of it either. Seann William Scott never escaped being "the rear end in a top hat", Jason Biggs will forever be "the pie fucker", Tara Reid became a total train wreck, etc... The guy who played Shitbreak is the only one who seems to have a stable career on some CBS autopsy-porn drama for old people.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

The_Franz posted:

Speaking of raunchy comedies which don't hold up, add American Pie to the list. Everyone between the ages of 15 and 30 loved it when it came out since it had been years since someone made an old-fashioned R-rated teen sex romp, but watching it now I feel less amused and more fremdschämen at the dialog and gags. It doesn't help when you see all of the people who ended up in dead-end careers because of it either. Seann William Scott never escaped being "the rear end in a top hat", Jason Biggs will forever be "the pie fucker", Tara Reid became a total train wreck, etc... The guy who played Shitbreak is the only one who seems to have a stable career on some CBS autopsy-porn drama for old people.

Its also proof that Eugene Levy will never say, "No" to an acting job. He's been in every single one of the direct to DVD sequels.

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice
Man I'm afraid to rewatch American Pie for that reason. I thought it was hilarious at the time. Biggs did get a role in Orange is the new Black. I only saw first season or so, not sure if he does much since then.

Eugene Levy's career as I recall was mostly mockumentaries or nonexistent at the point of the first Pie movie. You're right but it's tough to blame the guy for getting a paycheck.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

The_Franz posted:

Speaking of raunchy comedies which don't hold up, add American Pie to the list. Everyone between the ages of 15 and 30 loved it when it came out since it had been years since someone made an old-fashioned R-rated teen sex romp, but watching it now I feel less amused and more fremdschämen at the dialog and gags. It doesn't help when you see all of the people who ended up in dead-end careers because of it either. Seann William Scott never escaped being "the rear end in a top hat", Jason Biggs will forever be "the pie fucker", Tara Reid became a total train wreck, etc... The guy who played Shitbreak is the only one who seems to have a stable career on some CBS autopsy-porn drama for old people.

On the bright side, the guy who played Finch has a steady gig as the voice of Barry on American Dad, and Alyson Hannigan was on How I Met Your Mother & Buffy (both of which were awful, but whatever, it's steady work).

edit because I misremembered Finch's name

YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Jul 6, 2017

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

mind the walrus posted:

Genre writers have a habit of injecting their sexual hang-ups into stories. I really hope Heinlein was just into incest as a fetish the way a whole bunch of generic porn seems to be, but it's hard to say.

On-topic : Fern Gully, The Land Before Time, Spice World, and the Power Rangers movie.

The land before time is bad? What the gently caress dude/dudette. Don bluth has not made a bad movie and I will fight you

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Captain Yossarian posted:

The land before time is bad? What the gently caress dude/dudette. Don bluth has not made a bad movie and I will fight you
It's not a trainwreck, but it really doesn't hold up. Everything feels small, the kid characters are more obnoxious than you remember (except for Ducky/Spike, and not just b/c of her voice actress), and the animation is really stiff. Also Don Bluth kind-of sucks. I think he got way too much slack back in the day for being the anti-Disney figurehead. None of his movies have stood the test of time except maybe Secret of NIMH and An American Tail.

YeahTubaMike posted:

On the bright side, the guy who played Finch has a steady gig as the voice of Barry on American Dad, and Alyson Hannigan was on How I Met Your Mother & Buffy (both of which were awful, but whatever, it's steady work).
Buffy was worth a good goddamn, although it's funny because Hannigan had the best post-Buffy career thanks to How I met your Mother. Starring in a top-rated and syndicated CBS sitcom means bank baby. Even on Buffy she was so popular by the later seasons she practically shared star credit with Sarah Michelle Gellar and you could tell that the dynamic between them soured because their plotlines started running mostly in parallel. Every other Buffy star's post-career ranges from ok (David Boreanaz) to "oh that's sad" (every single female actress, the guy who played Xander).

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I think Boreanaz deserves better than "ok."

Certainly not critically, mind you, he's in horseshit but it's all good work.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
The Pagemaster

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


clerks is by far kevin smiths best movie and its kinda charming in a really low budget 90s way

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


top gun

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Hudson Hawk, OP

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


This is a good example, I can see how it would appeal to a kid maybe but watching it as an adult was not a fun experience.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
As a child, I was obsessed with the movie Benji. Then, as a pre-teen.... Bingo.

Note the dog theme. Note the terrible, terrible taste.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

cool new Polack jokes posted:

I was completely loving terrified by the 1950s Invaders from Mars, especially the ending

The kid ends up being right, but it was all a dream, but then the real loving aliens land :stare:

I like the 80s remake directed by Tobe Hooper. It even preserves the ending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBBdJVr_8kE

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Speedboat Jones posted:

The Pagemaster

this is a good call. i liked this as a kid but lol its actually awful.

sorry parents

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Maya Fey posted:

clerks is by far kevin smiths best movie and its kinda charming in a really low budget 90s way

It will always hold a place in my heart because I worked in a video store when it was released in theaters. We all wanted to be Randall.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

Sten Freak posted:

Man I'm afraid to rewatch American Pie for that reason. I thought it was hilarious at the time. Biggs did get a role in Orange is the new Black. I only saw first season or so, not sure if he does much since then.
He got written out of the show in the 2nd season (or third season?) because everyone hated his character.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Maya Fey posted:

clerks is by far kevin smiths best movie and its kinda charming in a really low budget 90s way

Not An Irish Monk
May 1, 2009

Knight posted:

A lot of people don't like Boondock Saints anymore

I hated it even as a teen; not even trying to say that in a snobby way cause I got plenty of other bad movies from my youth but not this one! Had a teacher in high school show that movie when teaching a meaningless elective for lord knows what reason and even in school I would have rather been doing something else.

Caught a little bit of it again the other night on a movie channel out of morbid curiosity and yep still trash.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
I watched Boondock Saints for the first time like 5 years or so ago. My younger stepbrother loaned it to me and thought it was the coolest thing ever.

I was really straining not to mention how lovely and forgettable it was, so I was just like "EGGGGGGGGGGGGH it was okay!".

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

King Vidiot posted:

I watched Boondock Saints for the first time like 5 years or so ago. My younger stepbrother loaned it to me and thought it was the coolest thing ever.

I was really straining not to mention how lovely and forgettable it was, so I was just like "EGGGGGGGGGGGGH it was okay!".

Even as a teenager I thought this was garbage. Turned it off a few minutes in. Hokey crap for pubescent boys.

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