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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Super hosed up that Priceline is yet another pawn of the

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Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

turn off the TV posted:

Nah, Trump didn't even want to shake her hand. She was bleeding from her face (disgusting) and she begged to shake hands but he said no.

I love you man, you always have the perfect answers lined up for my bullshit posts!

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

lol let him stay at whatever the prussian equivalent of the ramada inn is

So, uh, the Ramada Inn

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



I'm honestly shocked the secret service isn't forcefully booking accommodations in good time precisely for security purposes.

I guess they don't have the power or budget remaining with all their golf cart rentals.

lol

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

The Archaic posted:

A booking agent is one of many positions Trumperino has yet to fill apparently.

I seem to remember another family who returned to the lands of their forebears and found no room at the inn.

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.


Folks, in the 80's, get this--and everybody knows it's true--I invented "Fuckface Von Clownstick."

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

NotWearingPants posted:

I seem to remember another family who returned to the lands of their forebears and found no room at the inn.

Ahaaahaha

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

So, uh, the Ramada Inn

look idk which hotel chains are global or aren't, i spent those braincells learning about the star wars expanded universe.

if you wanna know the name of the jawa that shot r2d2 with the ion gun im ur guy

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

look idk which hotel chains are global or aren't, i spent those braincells learning about the star wars expanded universe.

if you wanna know the name of the jawa that shot r2d2 with the ion gun im ur guy

:frogon:

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




dathcha

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Maybe Trump's not planning to stay?

:thunk:

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Maybe Trump's not planning to stay?

:thunk:

"Bigly and goodnight!"

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
What's the status on GOP KKK Congressman's rotting dick and anus

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



"I was going to sleep over at Angie's but I got real scared and had to call Mom to come get me."

Given the dementia a sad possibility.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/taykuy/status/882998814549921793

:thunk:

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

If the price is low enough that's true though.

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds


Oh hey its the strategy for how I play catan.

Who wants some sheep I've got like 8 of them I'll take any resource in exchange at a 1 to 1 trade

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I mean are you saying there's no demand for energy?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo





Make America Owned Again

There we go, back on the lol train.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Yug posted:

I mean are you saying there's no demand for energy?

Yeah if you're some bitch loser who does physical activities

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Dizz posted:

Yeah if you're some bitch loser who does physical activities

This makes no sense, is it a bad attempt at a joke? If coal is cheap enough there will be demand for it.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

remember when tillerson had to stay in a monastery for the same reasons lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I hope trump has to stay in his aeroplane

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Jose posted:

remember when tillerson had to stay in a monastery for the same reasons lol

I thought it was a mental hospital

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

I Was The Fury posted:

I thought it was a mental hospital

oh yeah lol

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

Jose posted:

remember when tillerson had to stay in a monastery for the same reasons lol

*squints at book cover* the...bible. Great book, great book. They all it the good book though so it's not the greatest. You know how many copies my book has sold? It's a lot, probably a lot more than the bible. You could say that my good is the great book, perhaps even the greatest. Do you have books here? Do you have my book? It's a great book.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

I Was The Fury posted:

I thought it was a mental hospital

Maybe trumps handlers are two steps ahead of us here.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
DeVos' Delay in For-Profit College Rules Brings Lawsuit From 18 States and DC

Democratic attorneys general in 18 states and the District of Columbia are suing Education Secretary Betsy DeVos over her decision to suspend rules meant to protect students from abuses by for-profit colleges.

The lawsuit was filed Thursday in federal court in Washington and demands implementation of borrower defense to repayment rules.

The rules aim to make schools financially responsible for fraud and forbid them from forcing students to resolve complaints outside court.

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/n...FlowTwt_DCBrand

What a nice lady.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883012994145280000

Our president is a scared old man who wishes it was world war 3 right now

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



It is extremely good and not worrying to play up a "clash of civilizations" motif when speaking as the President of the United States travelling abroad.

I hope the Yellowstone Caldera claims us before the horrors of our own making.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Dial-a-Dog posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883012994145280000

Our president is a scared old man who wishes it was world war 3 right now

What the gently caress is this dude smoking?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Dial-a-Dog posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883012994145280000

Our president is a scared old man who wishes it was world war 3 right now

Is Poland a part of the western civilization? I'd argue "Kurwa mać"

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

shut the gently caress UP Donny

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther

Yug posted:

This makes no sense, is it a bad attempt at a joke? If coal is cheap enough there will be demand for it.

coal isn't cheap enough, it was getting murdered by natural gas until people decided we needed more lung cancer and asthma

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

JaucheCharly posted:

Is Poland a part of the western civilization? I'd argue "Kurwa mać"

I'm pretty sure in his mind it means "not Muslim/the heathen chinee/Euro countries that have been mean to me", so right now probably

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Dial-a-Dog posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883012994145280000

Our president is a scared old man who wishes it was world war 3 right now

Actually, he's just a retard.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Dial-a-Dog posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883012994145280000

Our president is a scared old man who wishes it was world war 3 right now



...does anyone want to switch seats?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Dial-a-Dog posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883012994145280000

Our president is a scared old man who wishes it was world war 3 right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjZY2EfR-f8&t=55s

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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Dial-a-Dog posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883012994145280000

Our president is a scared old man who wishes it was world war 3 right now

That really is one hell of a 1488 dogwhislte. Note: I did not watch the video for I am blind and deaf

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