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Skex
Feb 22, 2012

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Unsurprisingly Conservatives can't even do basic economics right. Without demand supply is irrelevant. You can have metric ton's of poo poo and still have gently caress all if no one wants it or has the means to buy it.

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CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

If you are being serious, Mike Pence is an utter coward. He wouldn't dare dream of half the poo poo that Trump has tried to pull off.

That and a lot of the right's diehard supporters are caught up in a weird masculinity cult with Trump. Cut him out for a dude that won't talk to girls and it will kill a lot of their momentum

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Skex posted:

Unsurprisingly Conservatives can't even do basic economics right. Without demand supply is irrelevant. You can have metric ton's of poo poo and still have gently caress all if no one wants it or has the means to buy it.

*Texas is on fire during a bad drought*

Jeezus, your true believers need rain!

*fire gets worst*

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

DreamShipWrecked posted:

If you are being serious, Mike Pence is an utter coward. He wouldn't dare dream of half the poo poo that Trump has tried to pull off.

That and a lot of the right's diehard supporters are caught up in a weird masculinity cult with Trump. Cut him out for a dude that won't talk to girls and it will kill a lot of their momentum

Actually he's been far more effective at oppressing gays than Trump would ever dream to be. Y'all way, way overestimate the Power of the Pepe and way, way underestimate what lovely Republicans will do when they've got their marching orders. Pence would be an empty, gay hating suit to rubber stamp everything conservative think tanks want.

Reik
Mar 8, 2004

Skex posted:

Unsurprisingly Conservatives can't even do basic economics right. Without demand supply is irrelevant. You can have metric ton's of poo poo and still have gently caress all if no one wants it or has the means to buy it.

Supplier-induced demand is a thing, but it has nothing to do with whatever he's talking about.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Google Butt posted:

Virtually all republicans believe that

He knows that too, but he's playing his stupid fiddle for his stupid-rear end base and they gobble that poo poo right up! I loving hate these assholes.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Skex posted:

Unsurprisingly Conservatives can't even do basic economics right. Without demand supply is irrelevant. You can have metric ton's of poo poo and still have gently caress all if no one wants it or has the means to buy it.

Oh yeah, fucker? Well lemme tell you a little something about Field of Dreams. If you build it they will come!

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Chilichimp posted:

Oh yeah, fucker? Well lemme tell you a little something about Field of Dreams. If you build it they will come!

You kids have forgotten the favorite canard of Supply Siders, Say's Law

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

call to action posted:

Actually he's been far more effective at oppressing gays than Trump would ever dream to be. Y'all way, way overestimate the Power of the Pepe and way, way underestimate what lovely Republicans will do when they've got their marching orders. Pence would be an empty, gay hating suit to rubber stamp everything conservative think tanks want.

Oppressing gays, sure. Trump doesn't really do much with LGBT because there is no profit for his ego in it. But do you think that he would have the stones to do something as egregious as a travel ban to everywhere except the guys we sold guns to? That kind of madness would be hard pressed to stay in the succession

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

call to action posted:

So I gotta ask, why Mike Piss 2018?

The argument would be that shitcanning Trump before his term is up shows that we as a nation are willing to fix our mistakes, which is a big first step in turning the ship back around. Even if the next guy can only ejaculate into his wife if he puts a shawl over her face and imagines all the gay people being put in a death camp, having proven our ability to get rid of a gently caress up once the next gently caress up is less threatening.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Why is Poland courting Donald Trump again?

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

DreamShipWrecked posted:

But do you think that he would have the stones to do something as egregious as a travel ban to everywhere except the guys we sold guns to? That kind of madness would be hard pressed to stay in the succession

Yes? You've got no evidence he wouldn't do something similar.

Mulva posted:

The argument would be that shitcanning Trump before his term is up shows that we as a nation are willing to fix our mistakes, which is a big first step in turning the ship back around. Even if the next guy can only ejaculate into his wife if he puts a shawl over her face and imagines all the gay people being put in a death camp, having proven our ability to get rid of a gently caress up once the next gently caress up is less threatening.

That's the thing: you're not getting rid of poo poo. Win Congress back in 2018 and maybe you'll have a point, exchanging Tiny Hands for Fagstomper isn't exactly a win.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Gaunab posted:

Why is Poland courting Donald Trump again?

Easiest indirect way to get on Russia's good side for the impending annexation.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Also anti-Trump people will immediately start spreading "Mike Pence is a member of the Deep State and he betrayed Trump" conspiracy theories that might even have a bit of truth in them. It'll divide the base come 2020.

If it does happen, not that it'll necessarily be better off under him.

paranoid randroid posted:

seriously what the gently caress has Roger Stone ever actually done aside from interning for G Gordon Liddy

Stone was involved in Watergate and testified before Congress at age 19.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Gaunab posted:

Why is Poland courting Donald Trump again?

Because they didn't learn their lesson the last time a racist, authoritarian egomaniac entered their country.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

call to action posted:

Yes? You've got no evidence he wouldn't do something similar.


That's the thing: you're not getting rid of poo poo. Win Congress back in 2018 and maybe you'll have a point, exchanging Tiny Hands for Fagstomper isn't exactly a win.

"Better the devil we know" isn't really great when we know that our devil is digging us a hole with a backhoe and the other one is a straight backed establishment man, despite your totally tasteful and not at all moronic nicknames for him

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Mike Pence is uncharismatic and doesn't work Republican crowds like Trump does. He was becoming horribly unpopular in Indiana for how Holier Than Thou he was being.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


paranoid randroid posted:

seriously what the gently caress has Roger Stone ever actually done aside from interning for G Gordon Liddy

He did manage to expose Elliot Spitzer. Because Stone happened to hit on the same escort in a sex club.

He basically has the same reaction to ethics as Dracula does to sunlight and that has proven to be something that Trump and co see value in.

JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich

call to action posted:

It's weird how many people in this thread want Fag Hater In Chief Mike Piss to be president. Are these the decorum loving West Wingers I've heard so much about?

Establishment republicans stab MAGA in the back and alienate half their base, destroying their coalition of white supremacists and free market fundamentalists? Yes, please.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

DreamShipWrecked posted:

"Better the devil we know" isn't really great when we know that our devil is digging us a hole with a backhoe and the other one is a straight backed establishment man, despite your totally tasteful and not at all moronic nicknames for him

Trump may be digging a hole with a backhoe, but he's an incompetent operator, and he's holding up the advancement of the Bagger 293.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
okay so Stones CV is basically

- got caught jimmying locks at the Watergate Hotel
- brought it to light that Elliot Spitzer fucks with socks on

my oh my what a sterling career

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

paranoid randroid posted:

okay so Stones CV is basically

- got caught jimmying locks at the Watergate Hotel
- brought it to light that Elliot Spitzer fucks with socks on

my oh my what a sterling career

You forgot

- Wants to gently caress his daughter

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Taerkar posted:

Mike Pence is uncharismatic and doesn't work Republican crowds like Trump does. He was becoming horribly unpopular in Indiana for how Holier Than Thou he was being.
Reminder that he was going to lose re-election as governor in IN and lucked into the Trump thing. Apparently Christie was Trump's original pick until Trump's people nixed that.

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



Remind me again how Pence's anti-gay policies would differ meaningfully from the polices our current shithead-in-chief is eager to rubberstamp?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Glazier posted:

You forgot

- Wants to gently caress his daughter

i figured that was assumed, given hes a republican

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

paranoid randroid posted:

i figured that was assumed, given hes a republican

That's not fair! Some of them want to gently caress their sons.

Gynocentric Regime fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jul 6, 2017

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Pikavangelist posted:

Remind me again how Pence's anti-gay policies would differ meaningfully from the polices our current shithead-in-chief is eager to rubberstamp?

Innate animus is worse than a rubber stamp. That said, it would be an overall win to remove stroking Trump's ego from its current position as the top priority of the US government.

Kubrick
Jul 20, 2004

Pikavangelist posted:

Remind me again how Pence's anti-gay policies would differ meaningfully from the polices our current shithead-in-chief is eager to rubberstamp?

He would be generally less lovely act enacting policy because he doesn't have the mind of a small child.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

paranoid randroid posted:

okay so Stones CV is basically

- got caught jimmying locks at the Watergate Hotel
- brought it to light that Elliot Spitzer fucks with socks on

my oh my what a sterling career

-blew up a hospital

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

DreamShipWrecked posted:

"Better the devil we know" isn't really great when we know that our devil is digging us a hole with a backhoe and the other one is a straight backed establishment man, despite your totally tasteful and not at all moronic nicknames for him

AHAHHAHA you're making fun of me making "distasteful" names for Mike Pence. I found him folks. Jeff Newsroom is here!

Kubrick posted:

He would be generally less lovely act enacting policy because he doesn't have the mind of a small child.

People actually believe this, when the GOP establishment is actively trying to destroy healthcare for every man, woman, and child in the US. Just loving wow. Better to have healthcare eviscerated by a "smart" guy.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
[extremely Roger Stone in Joker makeup voice] tweet a Pepe and everyone loses their minds

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Gaunab posted:

Why is Poland courting Donald Trump again?

Poland's become a pretty right-wing, nationalist country over the last little while, I'm afraid.

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
"I may have lost my healthcare and gay lynching is now legal in the US, but at least a smart and respectable guy did it! Plus he has better hair!" - half the posters in this thread

Seriously I really need more Mike Pence apologia for me to cum, please don't let me down

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Pence makes my skin crawl, like most Republicans and creepy religious dudes do. But Trump invokes levels of anger and disgust that I didn't even know I had in me. I'd rather they'd both go away forever, of course, but I'll take standard revulsion over a rage-induced aneurysm. Plus if Trump goes, his horrible family goes with them, and I really look forward to never having to think about those assholes again

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

PhazonLink posted:

*Texas is on fire during a bad drought*

Jeezus, your true believers need rain!

*fire gets worst*

There was plenty of supply of fire and it wound up with a whole lot of customers. Checkmate, Keynesailures. :smug:

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Trump is probably a bigger rear end in a top hat but Pence would be a much more effective rear end in a top hat. Trump self sabotaging is pretty much the only thing stopping Ryan and McConnell.

Doloen
Dec 18, 2004

Majorian posted:

I just figured it was something we could all agree was good for a laugh. Like, even the most centrist people here are going to find this execrable. I hope.




I'm on board with his plan to elminate caucuses, though not necessarily for the reasons he outlines. They're awful.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Speaking of incompetent cabinet members, this still makes me smile.

https://twitter.com/politico/status/882999123930214401

call to action posted:

"I may have lost my healthcare and gay lynching is now legal in the US, but at least a smart and respectable guy did it! Plus he has better hair!" - half the posters in this thread

Seriously I really need more Mike Pence apologia for me to cum, please don't let me down

You are incredibly dense.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

call to action posted:

Actually there are two posts on the very last page that basically say "at least if Trump weren't president, the world would respect us". So I gotta ask, why Mike Piss 2018?

edit: like this bullshit

lol that you're using posts by Sinteres to make a point about what, overall, people in this thread are saying.
Talk about narrative creation. :rolleyes:

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Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



haveblue posted:

Innate animus is worse than a rubber stamp. That said, it would be an overall win to remove stroking Trump's ego from its current position as the top priority of the US government.

Right, having an orange jackass rubber stamp the innate animus is better than having the innate animus be explicitly responsible. Again, policywise, not seeing the difference.

Kubrick posted:

He would be generally less lovely act enacting policy because he doesn't have the mind of a small child.

He's already gone "gently caress every Obama-era policy, especially the ones that helped people". And people like Charmaine Yoestm and Bethany Kozma are exactly the same kind of bigoted dipshits that Pence woulkd appoint. gently caress, I wouldn't be surprised if it was Pence who recommended them in the first place.

This poo poo's already flowing. Making it obvious which rear end in a top hat it's coming from won't change anything.

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