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IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Fathis Munk posted:

That seems like a strange menu for a vegan place.

You are supposed to imagine that its vegan.

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psutify
Oct 19, 2012



What is happening at this restaurant.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Fathis Munk posted:

That seems like a strange menu for a vegan place.

I'm sure every single bit of it is just the frozen vegan garbage you can buy at the grocery store, and fried or microwaved.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

psutify posted:



What is happening at this restaurant.

E. Coli mostly

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Admiral Joeslop posted:

I'm sure every single bit of it is just the frozen vegan garbage you can buy at the grocery store, and fried or microwaved.



Definitely. I hate places like this. Vegan food can be delicious but not when it's pretending to be a lovely version of meat. Also this place sounds like it's trying to use being quirky as a defense for lovely service

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Pet peeve:
People using months to describe their childrens age after they child becomes 2 years old.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

FreudianSlippers posted:

Pet peeve:
People using months to describe their childrens age after they child becomes 2 years old.

If they really cared they'd use milliseconds.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

TWO Mexicans?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

FreudianSlippers posted:

Pet peeve:
People using months to describe their childrens age after they child becomes 2 years old.

21 months is less than two years

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Who What Now posted:

21 months is less than two years

Assuming you're using a Gregorian rather than Discordian calendar. Definitely sounds like there is a bunch of discord in this place so makes sense they'd use a Discordian calendar.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Pet peeve:
I'm bad at math.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Using months after one year is dumb. Use the biggest unit of measurement!!!!!

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/882615243050029057

Is there a loving word for this? Like, directly at the authoritative source?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Sedge and Bee posted:



Definitely. I hate places like this. Vegan food can be delicious but not when it's pretending to be a lovely version of meat. Also this place sounds like it's trying to use being quirky as a defense for lovely service

I would be pretty upset if I had to wait an hour for lovely fried food.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Aramek posted:

https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/882615243050029057

Is there a loving word for this? Like, directly at the authoritative source?

"Speaking lies to power"?

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
You gotta give them the old "Almost as good as Applebee's!" review. Non corporate people love that.

Data Graham posted:

"Speaking lies to power"?

These people fully believe it though. Like, on and beyond that, how do they not see they're arguing with the authority?

Aramek has a new favorite as of 23:36 on Jul 6, 2017

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Aramek posted:

https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/882615243050029057

Is there a loving word for this? Like, directly at the authoritative source?

Arguin' with the official Auschwitz Memorial twitter account. Good times.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

'Your service may vary. Deal with it.'

:yikes:

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Rick_Hunter posted:

'Your service may vary. Deal with it.'

:yikes:

Sometimes, a baby will not poop on the floor and show you its rear end in a top hat.

but only sometimes, the service may vary

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

Using months after one year is dumb. Use the biggest unit of measurement!!!!!

Pediatricians get that specific because they're tracking development, and big stuff can change in a month/a couple of months at that age. Parents just kind of run with it from there, especially with other parents who know what it means to be 18 months.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

FirstAidKite has a new favorite as of 00:05 on Jul 7, 2017

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Aramek posted:

https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/882615243050029057

Is there a loving word for this? Like, directly at the authoritative source?
Whatever the verb form of "post-truth" is? Objective facts and authoritative sources are out, ad hoc bellyfeels based on whatever is least threatening to your world view is in.

I'd like to think these people know they're wrong and are just blindly doubling down because they don't want to be shown up on the internet, but I'm probably wrong and the world is actually full of people who think it's perfectly legit to tell the Auschwitz Museum that that's just their opinion, man.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.


Then don't loving buy it Jesus

E: I bet that poo poo bird doesn't like new donk city

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

imo that guy should just give his Switch to me if he hates it that much

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

:yikes:

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




His balls are being crushed by those 80s mom jeans.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

He's posting to a group called the Tit Squad, so it could have been worse.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


I know the thread's moved on, but:





SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

They're the worst. The absolute worst. I fly into a rage when I see people changing babies on picnic tables or cafeteria tables at work. Someone did that near me once when I was eating on my break and I caught a whiff and completely lost my appetite. gently caress anyone who does this and thinks it's okay.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




the problem isn't that people hate babies or something, it's that it's loving unsanitary and gross and probably a health code violation???? they're obviously taking this as a weird personal attack and don't seem to get why it's a big deal lol

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


The Snoo posted:

the problem isn't that people hate babies or something, it's that it's loving unsanitary and gross and probably a health code violation???? they're obviously taking this as a weird personal attack and don't seem to get why it's a big deal lol

Listen, women can now expose their breasts in some cities, so why are you so hung up about a 2-year-old making GBS threads on the floor. Get with the times, square.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
There's the obvious racism and the fact that this still image is a 50 second video with no sound for some reason.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Blind Pineapple posted:

There's the obvious racism and the fact that this still image is a 50 second video with no sound for some reason.



Faebooks algorithm overweights video to a ridiculous degree. People are gaming the system by creating videos of still images to get bumped to the front of the queue.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
I'm glad that restaurant won't care about losing customers.

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
Just imagine the outrage if the baby showed off their stoma to the customers.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

They had to have had someone call in health inspector by now, right? There's no way they'd let stuff like this happen.

zakkro
May 29, 2015


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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Every American has the right to keep and bear a Brown Bess.

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