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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Amy Pole Her posted:

Within 5 minutes make sure she knows your bench

This statement works the same whether you're talking about bench press or your fantasy team.

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Amy Pole Her posted:

I think Asian candy is gonna touch you inappropriately

He got his screen name from how he lures them into the van

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
If we are talking heist movies now I can't let Sneakers go unmentioned.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Passport?


Use this on your date it's the sexiest of words.

kiimo fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jul 6, 2017

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Mel Mudkiper posted:

He got his screen name from how he lures them into the van

Hi-Chews and Green Tea kit kats work better then Cliff Huxtables' secret sauce.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

weird Asian candy posted:

Ya know, Silly. You have been ultra aggressive lately with the Falcon's jokes...I do not appreciate it! :colbert:

I'm going to be in NOLA next week. Meet me on the playground at 3PM. I'll show you what can go wrong! :argh:

Wouldn't you prefer to meet at 3:28?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Silly Burrito posted:

Wouldn't you prefer to meet at 3:28?

holy poo poo

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Silly Burrito posted:

Wouldn't you prefer to meet at 3:28?

:lol: Outstanding

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



swickles posted:

If we are talking heist movies now I can't let Sneakers go unmentioned.

I think of that scene when they're dicking around with the breaker box and talking about shutting down the federal reserve or crashing passenger jets every time I dive around a hospital's live data.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Silly Burrito posted:

Wouldn't you prefer to meet at 3:28?
:discourse:

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Silly Burrito posted:

Wouldn't you prefer to meet at 3:28?

Dominated

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
My dog is currently mad at me because I didn't give him any of my sandwich.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Lol if your team hasn't beaten the Falcons in the Super Bowl

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

pubic works project posted:

My dog is currently mad at me because I didn't give him any of my sandwich.

My dog doesn't get mad, just really disappointed and sad. Good thing he's ugly and dumb or it might work, too!

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


My dog is the chillest motherfucker on the planet. Low energy Jack Russell fuckin owns.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Silly Burrito posted:

Wouldn't you prefer to meet at 3:28?

I'll meet you at 3:28 as long as it's on 7/9...

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Thaddius the Large posted:

My dog doesn't get mad, just really disappointed and sad. Good thing he's ugly and dumb or it might work, too!



This is what I am dealing with right now. He won't let me pet him either.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

swickles posted:

If we are talking heist movies now I can't let Sneakers go unmentioned.

The Sting still holds up

although I guess it's more of a con movie than a heist movie

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Super under the radar con movie is Diggstown with James Woods, Delroy Lindo, and a barely legal Heather Graham. I love that movie, it has one of the best endings of any con film too.

Edit: its also a boxing movie if that entices you more.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Was Heat ever mentioned during heist movie chat?

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

swickles posted:

Super under the radar con movie is Diggstown with James Woods, Delroy Lindo, and a barely legal Heather Graham. I love that movie, it has one of the best endings of any con film too.

Edit: its also a boxing movie if that entices you more.

Diggstown is an awesome movie. :argh: James Woods turning into a loving oval office

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Eli Wiggum posted:

Was Heat ever mentioned during heist movie chat?

No but it should have been. That shootout in the street toward the end had me full vincemcmahon.gif.

Pacino and DeNiro at their best. Michael Mann can make the poo poo out of a movie. Even Miami vice and blackhat which had truly clunky dogshit stories had some fantastic set pieces.

Public Enemy was cool as poo poo too imo.

Also while we're ripping off banks. The Town was pretty cool for its robbing poo poo scenes alone.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I was a big fan of The Town as well. I forgot about that movie

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

She's going to be here in <10 minutes. CALLS FOR A DRINK AT THE BAR

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Lol if your team hasn't beaten the Patriots in the Super Bowl

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The Sting is so good. Nine Queens is the craziest con movie I've seen.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Silly Burrito posted:

Wouldn't you prefer to meet at 3:28?

Jesus Silly he had a family

weird Asian candy posted:

I'll meet you at 3:28 as long as it's on 7/9...

Should have said something about falling on the ball for the kill shot

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Jul 7, 2017

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

weird Asian candy posted:

I'll meet you at 3:28 as long as it's on 7/9...

Bro when you get pounded so hard your rear end in a top hat whistles there aint no point in trying to swing back

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I'm soooooooooooo relaxed right now

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

I'm soooooooooooo relaxed right now

You high on sleep meds too?

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Bro when you get pounded so hard your rear end in a top hat whistles there aint no point in trying to swing back

Lol if you think that joke hasn't been made a thousand times already

Now this...this is next level tip of the cap material.

https://twitter.com/B1ackSchefter/status/882417419645583362

weird Asian candy fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Jul 7, 2017

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Everything about this news story is amazing https://www.google.com/amp/6abc.com/amp/news/philly-police-casket-with-infant-organs-came-from-nj/2188450/

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

pubic works project posted:



This is what I am dealing with right now. He won't let me pet him either.

Ive posted this picture before but it doesn't really matter, this is what he looks like almost every waking moment, and some sleeping ones too.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



"The family is quite upset."

Understatement of the year??

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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3 DONG HORSE posted:

"The family is quite upset."

Understatement of the year??

I love that tossing out a casket full of baby organs is so New Jersey and finding an abandoned casket full of baby organs is so Philly

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Thaddius the Large posted:

Ive posted this picture before but it doesn't really matter, this is what he looks like almost every waking moment, and some sleeping ones too.



A confirmed Good Dog :swoon:

In other news Panda had her doggy spa day

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Those are both good dogs.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Girlfriend been real stressed from work lately so think I'm gonna get us a cabin in one of the suburbs for a weekend soon. Thanks for the cabin inspiration, friends.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I love that tossing out a casket full of baby organs is so New Jersey and finding an abandoned casket full of baby organs is so Philly

The Gang Goes Black Market

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

The Gang Goes Black Market

Frank: Oh man, I had that once when I was over in Korea. Count me in.

Gang: What?

Frank: I want my baby back baby back baby back ribbbbssss.

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