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pretend like this says the jack word in place of every time it says "back", instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac03kTu6Q28 Ill thank you later
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Cavauro posted:pretend like this says the jack word in place of every time it says "back", instead Your gimmick is confusing
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I'm sorry but yours is appreciable and highly satisfactory
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Jason Whitlock saw Cosby fall off his perch and went, "Oh boy, now I can be the black guy who makes a bunch of money by making GBS threads on black people." I hope him and Charles Barkley spend eternity in hell arguing about which of them hates hip hop more.
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sean10mm posted:Your gimmick is getting old
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Jason Whitlock Wins, 30-16! Farewell, Fired and Humiliated Chargers Cheerleaders Jackoff Guard, we barely knew ye.
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ive done my job. every mad boy can safely go back to not explicitly seeking out my case for the Security jacker during his matchup against fat guy.
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Tom Brady vs. Jarran Reed Tom Brady Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is an American football quarterback for the New England Patriots of the National Football League.  Shangri-Law School posted:Tom Brady for publicly calling his own wife and family breadwinner a liar through a hired goon. Tom Brady for helping to inflict Trump upon us. Tom Brady for being an unrepentant cheater. Tom Brady for bringing joy to the wretched people of Boston. Tom Brady recently blew another opportunity to clarify that his wife isn't lying, unsurprisingly, because it is still the case in 2017 that admitting football scrambles your brains has serious career repercussions, and nobody is more focused on their career than Tom Brady. As previously documented, Brady and Trump have been in love forever. More recently, maybe Brady and Trump have gotten a secret divorce, neither willing to repudiate the other publicly because of, again, career repercussions. Of course, Brady's (and the Patriots') prior cheating is outside of this year's consideration, but we may still charge him with letting another year of unrepentence go by. And, as for the wretched people of Boston, we have previously discussed their penchant for pretending to be underdogs while their team dominates its sport for a decade. Tom Brady is surely at least colluding and abetting that situation. But to me, all of these items merely circle the central problem of Tom Brady, which is that he is a perfect metaphor for America. Consider:
Jarran Reed Jarran Kentrel Reed (born December 16, 1993) is an American football defensive tackle for the Seattle Seahawks of the National Football League. He played college football at Alabama, and was selected by the Seahawks in the second round of the 2016 NFL draft.  Jarran Reed is a football player. seiferguy posted:Jarran Reed is known for playing dirty (he got ejected once for throwing a punch) and is the subject of a domestic violence investigation from an incident in April. The ejection: http://sports.mynorthwest.com/228767/pete-carroll-jarran-reeds-ejection-scuffle-with-frank-clark-was-a-teachable-moment-for-seahawks/ quote:Seahawks coach Pete Carroll didn’t like how rookie Jarran Reed lost his cool Sunday when he allegedly threw a punch that got him ejected from Seattle’s win over San Francsico. The assault: http://www.king5.com/sports/nfl/seahawks/sources-seahawk-jarran-reed-investigated-for-assault/437977570 quote:Bellevue Police responded to a complaint from a woman who claimed that Seattle Seahawk Jarran Reed had assaulted her in late April, according to sources close to the Bellevue Police Department. I find no news about this other than the initial reports on May 8th/9th of this year, suggesting charges still have not been filed.
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im going to try voting without using bold characters to see if it is counted at the end. Please don't provide spoilers until then "tom brady"
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Tom Brady Not enough information on the domestic violence charge for the other guy.
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T*m Br*dy
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Cavauro posted:im going to try voting without using bold characters to see if it is counted at the end. Please don't provide spoilers until then made you look
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Not only is Tom Brady everything I previously said about him, he is also a union member that sides with management, a form of life even lower than scabs.
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Shangri-Law School posted:Not only is Tom Brady everything I previously said about him, he is also a union member that sides with management, a form of life even lower than scabs. Oh yeah that reminds me how he "helpfully" moved a big chunk of his compensation off-book, to be maximally friendly to management. E.g. he gets paid by his gym being on campus at the Patriots' playfield, for example. And other poo poo like this. Nothing 100% provable, but the Pats have like $7-$10M per year extra to play with due to the incredibly favorable deals Brady keeps signing.
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Zurreco posted:T*m Br*dy
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Thomas "Never Count Out Touchdown Tom" Brady. I'll save the specifics for a later round. I don't know if I'd say what Reed did was douchey, as much as just normal criminal.
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As much as I'd like to vote for a Seahawk, it can only be Tom Brady.
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Leperflesh posted:Oh yeah that reminds me how he "helpfully" moved a big chunk of his compensation off-book, to be maximally friendly to management. E.g. he gets paid by his gym being on campus at the Patriots' playfield, for example. And other poo poo like this. Nothing 100% provable, but the Pats have like $7-$10M per year extra to play with due to the incredibly favorable deals Brady keeps signing. This also gives the Pats the added bonus of depressing all the other players' wages because no one can get paid more than Tom Brady
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Tom Brady I never had heard about the Seahawks douchebag until now and I'm a Seahawks fan so gently caress that guy as well
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Some minor stuff versus everything that Brady has done and represents? No contest.
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Tom Brady The one glaring detail I noticed about Reed's altercation was that it was with Frank Clark, who is a bigger piece of poo poo.
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Keith Atherton posted:Tom Brady He was our 2nd overall pick last year, and started almost every game at DT  Anyway, voting Tom Brady because goddamn.
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Alright no need to drag this out, with a unanimous decision, Tom Brady wins 32-0.
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For our final match of the first round, we have: Dean Spanos & Family vs. Ryan Pace Dean Spanos & Family Dean Alexander Spanos (born May 26, 1950) is the team president and CEO of the National Football League's Los Angeles Chargers franchise, in which his father, owner Alex Spanos, purchased majority interest in 1984. According to Forbes, in 2016 the Spanos family was worth $2.4B.  Meet the filthy rich Spanos clan Grittybeard posted:I nominate Dean Spanos for attempting to hold a city hostage, for screwing his first round draft pick for the pettiest poo poo in his contract, and for being Dean Spanos. Zurreco posted:Dean Spanos for an infinite number of reasons holy poo poo I can't begin the list because it's so loving deep. Spanos is going to probably win so I'll leave this short. aperion posted:Just so no one forgets details months down the line: The Spanoses like to pretend the city of San Diego didn't want them, but that's a lie. SD was willing to help them with a new stadium built on the site of the old stadium... but that just wasn't good enough, Dean wanted his new stadium where he wanted it, and wasn't willing to compromise on that at all. Ryan Pace Ryan Chauncey Pace (born c. 1977) is the general manager for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He previously worked in the New Orleans Saints' front office for 14 years.  Zurreco posted:Ryan Pace for actively and visibly trying to blow this year's draft. Knowing that he was on his way out, Pace refused to resign a bunch of good existing players, traded away a lot of the team's future picks to move up one (ONE) spot (that wasn't under contention) to pick up an unproven rookie QB after signing a veteran to a long deal, and using three of his remaining four draft picks to select players from lower division teams. He won't win, but gently caress Pace. LOL yeah that was... well, a lot of people assume it was just Pace being super bad and stupid. I dunno, maybe it was deliberate? The Bears trade up from #3 to #2 to grab Trubisky is usually discussed from the perspective of whether or not SF would have taken Trubisky instead; they would not have. But that's the wrong view: it should be seen from the perspective that SF was auctioning off its #2 pick to the highest bidder, and the Bears, wanting Trub, had to outbid all other teams willing to trade up to that spot to take him. The number of teams willing to do that had to be zero in order for the Bears to be sure of getting Trubisky at #3. Of course, it is also dependent on the question of whether the Bears should have taken Trub at all, or the decision to trade that much draft equity just to be certain of grabbing him. I'm in the camp that says no way; there were (and still are) free agent QBs available to get Chicago through a season that is unquestionably about rebuilding, and if they really wanted a rookie QB, there were plenty of others on the board. They could have offered a small amount to SF to trade up, and then if they got outbid for the pick, just dealt with maybe not getting Trubisky. A rebuilding team needs lots of draft picks, and SF showed exactly how you do that: you trade down for more picks, pack your team with lots of rookie prospects, and try to grab more picks for 2018 too. So regardless, Ryan Pace hosed up the Bears draft, yeah. Was it deliberate? I kind of doubt it, but then I tend to adhere to the aphorism "Never subscribe to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity."
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Zurreco posted:Dean Spanos for an infinite number of reasons holy poo poo I can't begin the list because it's so loving deep. Spanos is going to probably win so I'll leave this short. gg end fast
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gently caress Dean Spanos and his ilk now and forever
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gently caress Dean Spanos and his ilk
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Spanos because what Pace did was good as hell
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Hot Diggity! posted:Spanos because what Pace did was good as hell
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Seriously, team stealing fuckbag owners should get an automatic final 4 berth on principle. From a pure fan of the sport perspective it's the ultimate bottomless douchebottle move.
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The Spanos family win pretty handily. Pace saved the Browns from Mitchell Trub-Trub.
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