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Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
does Trump realize the russia investigation will go away if he punches Putin in the face

someone tell him

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Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



FAUXTON posted:

I can't stop laughing about how these dumbasses really think news chyrons use periods.


the rare triple down to puppet master, when accused of lying claim that the story is the result of a misunderstanding of a fake story you were trying to plant and also every time in the past you spouted racist bullshit you were actually trying to trick the press. this dudes special meter is fully charged after that one trick.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Squizzle posted:

plz do not insult gul krauthammer

how many lights do you see, hannity???

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Intel&Sebastian posted:

sure until you realize when trump says "the west" he means all white folk and includes them.

is it east vs west, or man against man?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
*in extremely guy who made a sitcom mocking george w bush voice* this trump guy boy i dunno

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

trump means Nordic christians

which made the setting of his speech funny. he wasn't speaking to them tho

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

She maintains her Wikipedia page pretty well, it has every lame stunt she's ever pulled

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Loomer

anime tupac
Oct 25, 2010

stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it

Lastgirl posted:

"TODAY I HAD A HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH ON WONDERBREAD INCASE YOU WERE WONDERING" Scott the Walker cups his hand, shouting into the infinite black mass.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Nichael posted:

even if you account for the absolute best projections of a donny predisency by 2020, thousands still die, and he's still dismantled our ability to project power abroad to help his discipline daddy, Putin

destroying the american empire would be a good thing

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012




wtf

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I don't think cilizizil knows what good speeches are

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/883022447246704640

https://twitter.com/KBAndersen/status/883109472327086080

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Holy poo poo lmaoooooo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qEee01KKJ8

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


Trump is the best at whatever his craft really is

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


*trump explicitly did not mention russia

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

little early to be endorsing zuck, surely

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Al! posted:

oh my god did u guys know that don trump jr has a bunch of fishing pics where he uses forced perspective to make it look like the fish he is catching are much bigger



the night of a thousand lols

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


inside a trump brain

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

That guy isnt getting paid enough

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

either he's bluffing on a scale not seen since the court packing threats from FDR or Mueller has the most earth-shattering case since our ancestors climbed down from trees to watch the escalator ride.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Back to the center, Democrats

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/07/06/opinion/center-democrats-identity-politics.html

quote:

In the early 1990s, the Democrats relied on identity politics, promoted equality of outcomes instead of equality of opportunity and looked to find a government solution for every problem. After years of leftward drift by the Democrats culminated in Republican control of the House under Speaker Newt Gingrich, President Bill Clinton moved the party back to the center in 1995 by supporting a balanced budget, welfare reform, a crime bill that called for providing 100,000 new police officers and a step-by-step approach to broadening health care. Mr. Clinton won a resounding re-election victory in 1996 and Democrats were back.

Candidates inspired by Senator Bernie Sanders, Senator Elizabeth Warren and a host of well-funded groups have embraced sharply leftist ideas. But the results at the voting booth have been anything but positive: Democrats lost over 1,000 legislative seats across the country and control of both houses of Congress during the Obama years. And in special elections for Congress this year, they failed to take back any seats held by Republicans.

They saw the party being mired too often in political correctness, transgender bathroom issues and policies offering more help to undocumented immigrants than to the heartland.

Bigger government handouts won’t win working-class voters back. This is the fallacy of the left, believing that voters just need to be shown how much they are getting in government benefits. In reality, these voters see themselves as being penalized for maintaining the basic values of hard work, religion and family.

There are plenty of good issues Democrats should be championing. They need to reject socialist ideas and adopt an agenda of renewed growth, greater protection for American workers and a return to fiscal responsibility.

Immigration is also ripe for a solution from the center. Washington should restore the sanctity of America’s borders, create a path to work permits and possibly citizenship, and give up on both building walls and defending sanctuary cities. On trade, Democrats should recognize that they can no longer simultaneously try to be the free-trade party and speak for the working class.


I cant do anymore im drownjng in bullshit lmao

ex post facho has issued a correction as of 00:58 on Jul 7, 2017

Bolton Hairy-Bore
Jul 31, 2013
WELCOME TO HELL

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

I went for a hike

got back and saw no mushroom clouds, kinda disappointed.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Bolton Hairy-Bore posted:

WELCOME TO SHELL

REGULAR OR PREMIUM

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lol identity politics are gold

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Brother Friendship posted:

inside a trump brain

trump brain is basically the endless fog you see when the draw distance rusn out on n64

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

i srsly cant imagine a trump thread without bill
that sounds like your problem not mitchells

there were threads without him before

there will be again

such is the way of shitposting

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

euphronius posted:

lol identity politics are gold

identity is a liberal lie

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmWru6ySf9Q

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

GrimGypsy posted:

I went for a hike

got back and saw no mushroom clouds, kinda disappointed.

wrong mountains obv

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


Did you think Alex Jones was actually wrong about lizard people? It begins so innocuously, it's so easy to miss. Then one day you wake up and this guy

https://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/acolyte-iconward-2016

is your president and the spores start expanding in your brain and you're like "My flesh is eternal once consumed by the swarm."

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/882967563784732672

(apropos)

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

cumshitter posted:

trump brain is basically the endless fog you see when the draw distance rusn out on n64

or when i open my car doors :whatup:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


america deserves trump

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
im the bowl of pretzels on top of the toilet

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

ex post facho posted:

Back to the center, Democrats

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/07/06/opinion/center-democrats-identity-politics.html


I cant do anymore im drownjng in bullshit lmao

https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/882992782515634176

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

wtf? this smoothbrain is actually the POTUS... WTF?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

oh poo poo

theyre already turning to piss :allears:

piss tape is influencing from beyond the realm of universally acknowledged reality

its shadowy influence is under the control of the chancellor of shadows

tho every thinking person knows the piss tape to be real no one borne witness to it

the time of the revelation of the piss tape is upon us my friends

Bolton Hairy-Bore
Jul 31, 2013
trump is going to use the phrase "welcome to hell" in the coming 2 days, and everyone will be existientially confused

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

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