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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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That's why I change my answer after the third "yes". The anxious will just freak out and take your "no" at face value despite three confirmations, and the preeners will get all hostile.

e: "Actually, the more I hear of your idea, the less I like it..."

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
When we moved to our new place my wife was adamant that we get two laundry hampers, one for light colors and one for dark colors, so that we can wash them separately without having to sort them beforehand. A month later and she just throws all of her poo poo into a random hamper (and never the same one each time!) so I have to sort everything by hand anyway :negative:

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
Let's do the dishes, in a house with no dishwasher & a single sink!

*and leave teabags in mugs
*and don't scrape off plates (waterlogged cheese, anyone?)
*and certainly don't rinse a dish (yogurt concrete!)
*and just toss in cutlery willy nilly.. don't put it in a cup so it stays separate, silly!

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
People being lazy about dishes is infuriating because so much dish nastiness can be easily avoided. A minute or two of basic cleanup before leaving the poo poo in the sink makes the difference between a short, easy full wash later on and a massive, disgusting chore.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


DavidAlltheTime posted:

Let's do the dishes, in a house with no dishwasher & a single sink!

*and leave teabags in mugs
*and don't scrape off plates (waterlogged cheese, anyone?)
*and certainly don't rinse a dish (yogurt concrete!)
*and just toss in cutlery willy nilly.. don't put it in a cup so it stays separate, silly!

My loving roomates do this too! Don't forget cement cereal! or six day old coffee that's only now found its way downstairs and now reeks!

even worse, some of my roomates don't even throw their poo poo in the trash. if they make like, a microwave burrito or something they'll just leave the packaging on the counter instead of dropping it in the garbage on their way out of the kitchen. It's literally on the way out of the kitchen! you have to pass the garbage can to get out! I HATE IT.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

People being lazy about dishes is infuriating because so much dish nastiness can be easily avoided. A minute or two of basic cleanup before leaving the poo poo in the sink makes the difference between a short, easy full wash later on and a massive, disgusting chore.
I hate when people leave stuff in the sink. Leave it beside the sink or on the bench. The sink should be empty whenever it's not in use. And if you leave the dishcloth in the sink, or in any state other than wrung out and neatly folded... :argh:

Having to move a bunch of poo poo out of the sink before you can put the plug in to start washing is just annoying, and picking up a dishcloth only to find it soaking wet is just the worst.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
The last few pistachios in a handful that you can't eat easily because they crack open at all, or incompletely.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


use one of the shells from the pistachio you've already cracked to open the partially opened one. put it in the crack and twist it, the pistachio will pop open. easy peasy.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

When I overhear someone correct someone else and the person doing the correcting is wrong. *bites tongue*

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer
My mom likes to call me at like, 10-11 in the morning randomly on weekdays. She knows I work full time 8-5 on weekdays so I assume that there's an emergency or that someone died. Nope. "Just wanted to say hi, oh are you at work??"

Must be nice to be retired.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I wish my mom was alive

Pentaghastly
Mar 26, 2016
Do people usually use their washing machine as a hamper? Like if you live alone and only do your laundry I can understand, but why would you do that when there are other people who have their own clothes to wash? I don't like carrying a load of towels upstairs only to open the lid to see a pair of skid marked underwear laying on top of a full load of clothes that they didn't bother washing. Or otherwise, its two or three now dry articles of clothing that have been in there god knows how long, which I have to wash again because they smell like mildew.

Also I live with someone who apparently in the two years they've been living in this house has never even watched someone load the dishwasher. Pots and lids (and they always leave pots and pans in the sink to "soak") don't go in there and yet, when I wash the pot and go to put it away, looking for the matching lid, it's in the dishwasher! And the dishwasher isn't even full and they've already started it. That's just so wasteful

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
everything goes in the dishwasher, the dishwasher generally uses less water than washing something in the sink

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Pentaghastly posted:

Do people usually use their washing machine as a hamper? Like if you live alone and only do your laundry I can understand, but why would you do that when there are other people who have their own clothes to wash? I don't like carrying a load of towels upstairs only to open the lid to see a pair of skid marked underwear laying on top of a full load of clothes that they didn't bother washing. Or otherwise, its two or three now dry articles of clothing that have been in there god knows how long, which I have to wash again because they smell like mildew.

Also I live with someone who apparently in the two years they've been living in this house has never even watched someone load the dishwasher. Pots and lids (and they always leave pots and pans in the sink to "soak") don't go in there and yet, when I wash the pot and go to put it away, looking for the matching lid, it's in the dishwasher! And the dishwasher isn't even full and they've already started it. That's just so wasteful

I have done the washing machine as hamper thing, living alone of course. Especially working a crappy kitchen min wage job where I had to be re-washing uniform shirts all the drat time.

My pet peeve is those sort of lovely jobs that require you to wear a uniform t-shirt or something but they'll give employees 0-1 free shirts/hats and if you don't want to wash every day/be disgusting perpetually you have to get your pay docked for multiple shirts. Mostly for jobs where it just doesn't matter. It's always either kitchen staff who don't interact with guests or various grocery/service positions where you're almost certainly wearing a name tag if not a hat. The shirt doesn't add anything for the customer it just racks up laundry time.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

The shirt doesn't add anything for the customer it just racks up laundry time.

This poo poo right here! gently caress this. I work for a multi-billion dollar company that gives us three shirts a year! After that we pay $18 for a lovely black shirt that's going to fade to a sharper shade of grey in a month. I have more holes in my three shirts than I can afford in one load of laundry.

I hate my job except the awesome parts where I melt metal.

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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
One thing I find really annoying is how new highlighter pens (at least those Stabilo Boss ones that are the standard these days) always wobble all over the place the first time you use them, before you've broken in the nib, and make a mess of what you're trying to highlight.

Pentaghastly
Mar 26, 2016

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I have done the washing machine as hamper thing, living alone of course. Especially working a crappy kitchen min wage job where I had to be re-washing uniform shirts all the drat time.

Yeah I have to wash my work shirt and apron everyday and I only have one because I'm new there and they haven't ordered me another and it's super sucky to come home tired as hell and instead of waiting only like 15 minutes for my shirt to wash while I'm in the shower now I have to wash their clothes because there is no way I'm pulling their dirty clothes out with my bare hands. That's Gross

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Its nice being from a socialist utopia where 2 weeks worth of polos/t-shirts along with 3 pairs of work trousers and 2 pairs of safety boots are provided free of charge at the start of every year in my job. Along with a tax refund being available to account for the cost of washing said items at home.

That said, washing and drying clothes is my pet peeve. Its not particularly time consuming its just annoying. I eagerly await our sterile chrome future where nothing needs cleaning again.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Vitamins posted:

Its nice being from a socialist utopia where 2 weeks worth of polos/t-shirts along with 3 pairs of work trousers and 2 pairs of safety boots are provided free of charge at the start of every year in my job. Along with a tax refund being available to account for the cost of washing said items at home.

That said, washing and drying clothes is my pet peeve. Its not particularly time consuming its just annoying. I eagerly await our sterile chrome future where nothing needs cleaning again.

Restaurants that make employees pool their tips, resulting in a setup where everyone is responsible for everything (meaning nobody is responsible for anything), so you get things like one waiter taking your drink order, another taking your food order, somebody from the kitchen bringing it out, and some totally random person bringing your check, which is the wrong one because he didn't know what you ordered because he was waiting on another table. I don't know what the point of this nonsense is, but it's annoying as hell. Let me have ONE server, and I'll gladly tip him/her generously.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Tipping culture.

People will dock or increase whatever they think is a "proper" tip for so many bullshit reasons, as long as the recipient works a certain job. But why does a cashier or a cop or cook get a set rate but a server gets their wage decided by the guests whim?

No one should be "expected" to work for tips.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

MightyJoe36 posted:

Restaurants that make employees pool their tips, resulting in a setup where everyone is responsible for everything (meaning nobody is responsible for anything), so you get things like one waiter taking your drink order, another taking your food order, somebody from the kitchen bringing it out, and some totally random person bringing your check, which is the wrong one because he didn't know what you ordered because he was waiting on another table. I don't know what the point of this nonsense is, but it's annoying as hell. Let me have ONE server, and I'll gladly tip him/her generously.

The tips aren't just for the server though. It's shared with the kitchen staff. We really should get rid of tipping and increase the price of food.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Mu Zeta posted:

The tips aren't just for the server though. It's shared with the kitchen staff. We really should get rid of tipping and increase the price of food.

Eh, depends. I've worked two kitchens and we didn't get tipped out.

It's especially insulting when the servers start bragging about how busy it is and how they made 100 bucks this hour, while the cooks are living in literal burning-hot hell for the same wage they would get for standing around at 3pm on a wednesday.

Extra double insulting is how in a bind, the kitchen can and does send out totally-unprepared kitchen mooks to run tables and they do ok, whereas no untrained server can ever, ever handle the kitchen.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Eh, depends. I've worked two kitchens and we didn't get tipped out.

It's especially insulting when the servers start bragging about how busy it is and how they made 100 bucks this hour, while the cooks are living in literal burning-hot hell for the same wage they would get for standing around at 3pm on a wednesday.

Extra double insulting is how in a bind, the kitchen can and does send out totally-unprepared kitchen mooks to run tables and they do ok, whereas no untrained server can ever, ever handle the kitchen.

Yes. I don't think I've ever agreed with a post more. Running tables is easy, keeping up with tickets is a pain and no one, on earth, can do it without training.

e: my biggest pet peeve ever is a waiter thinking they could handle my job as a line cook. It's not rocket surgery, but it's not even remotely simple. No you don't deserve the tips and grats, rear end.

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MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Wrong thread, sorry

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
I hate when people call their bodies their "meatform" or similar

Senator Sprinkles
Aug 16, 2008

Mushy pillows in hotels.

lavaca
Jun 11, 2010
Cyclists riding side-by-side on a busy multi-use path. I don't mind this so much when it's parents and their children but 90% of perpetrators are older folks wearing jerseys and riding nice bikes. You don't get to that point without knowing that this is not acceptable behavior.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Tipping culture.

People will dock or increase whatever they think is a "proper" tip for so many bullshit reasons, as long as the recipient works a certain job. But why does a cashier or a cop or cook get a set rate but a server gets their wage decided by the guests whim?

No one should be "expected" to work for tips.

Tipping is a way make the lower classes more apparently servile and subject to the whims of the customer. In an egalitarian society there is (almost) no tipping.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

People who pile dirty dishes in the sink. It doesn't make them clean dumbass!

It just means I have to take them out of the sink so I can run the water so I can do the washing up.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

doverhog posted:

Tipping is a way make the lower classes more apparently servile and subject to the whims of the customer. In an egalitarian society there is (almost) no tipping.

This is true and yet you make it sound so cunningly planned and masterminded.

Just about liveable unfairness is the default resting point of humanity.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Strategic Tea posted:

This is true and yet you make it sound so cunningly planned and masterminded.

Just about liveable unfairness is the default resting point of humanity.

blaming tipping on universal human nature when it's only an American thing is my new pet peeve thanks

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


You people who take all of the dishes back out of the sink to wash them must just have a different way of washing dishes than your roommates or something. Are you washing each dish individually under running water?

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


I rinse them in the sink before they go in the dishwasher, because I'm a civilized person.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
People who think you need a pristine clear empty sink full of water to clean dishes.

The idea that you need to submerge the whole mess in water and thus anyone who impedes the idiot "submerge all! ! " dishwashing style is some kind of gross retard is just well, gross and dumb,

If you don't have an energy-efficient dishwashing machine, grab a sponge and some soap. Stop filling your poo poo with disgusting food plates. The whole "fill half the sink with water then scrub" mindset is as ancient as it is dumb

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Oct 30, 2009

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People who want food but won't order it if you don't want anything. If you want a milkshake we can stop and you can get one. Just because I don't want to split it doesn't mean you have to say never mind I don't need it. Repeat this scenario with different foods 7 million times

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Waiting on hold without any way to speak to a live person. For an hour. And the hold music is poo poo and every few seconds a chipper lady tells you to use the website.

Bitch I need some help before temperatures inside the house match those outside! It's supposed to be 117* tomorrow, do not make me snap!

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

oldpainless posted:

People who want food but won't order it if you don't want anything. If you want a milkshake we can stop and you can get one. Just because I don't want to split it doesn't mean you have to say never mind I don't need it. Repeat this scenario with different foods 7 million times

One of my friends does this, also if I say I'm not hungry he won't eat dinner. He'll just sit there with his stomach making noises like a stone door rolling open, offering me all kinds of things until I give in because "I'm not hungry but you go ahead and eat" isn't good enough :mad:

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

oldpainless posted:

People who want food but won't order it if you don't want anything. If you want a milkshake we can stop and you can get one. Just because I don't want to split it doesn't mean you have to say never mind I don't need it. Repeat this scenario with different foods 7 million times

And then later on they're like "man I wish I'd had that milkshake" and you know secretly they somehow blame you for not getting their milkshake.

Cowslips Warren posted:

Waiting on hold without any way to speak to a live person.

Err, that's kind of the only way to be on hold isn't it?

I do hate it when you're on hold and every thirty seconds they cut in with "please hold, all representatives are currently unavailable." Yeah I know, dickheads, just keep on pumping out the Muzak.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

"Noctone" posted:


I do hate it when you're on hold and every thirty seconds they cut in with "please hold, all representatives are currently unavailable." Yeah I know, dickheads, just keep on pumping out the Muzak.

I hate the "Your call is very important to us" inter spliced with "New amazing piece of crap we're offering this month!" schpiel.

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timefly
Apr 29, 2008

I like how social security will automatically call you back instead of forcing you to stay on hold for 45 minutes.

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