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Basebf555 posted:I forget the explanation for why the deadliest guy on the whole ship is the cook but I don't think they dwell on that point for very long. He is an extreme psychopath. He hates officers. He hates America.
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Basebf555 posted:I forget the explanation for why the deadliest guy on the whole ship is the cook but I don't think they dwell on that point for very long. I think it's something like he was a Navy SEAL who disobeyed orders to kill orphans or maybe was forced to retire to be too badass, but still wanted to serve the seamen.
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Jul 7, 2017 00:54
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Basebf555 posted:I forget the explanation for why the deadliest guy on the whole ship is the cook but I don't think they dwell on that point for very long. He was undercover.
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Jul 7, 2017 00:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14
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Jul 7, 2017 01:00
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That's right I do remember now, thanks. A psychotic, undercover ex-Navy Seal who retired because he was too badass and he hated officers and America but loved orphans. How could I forget.
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Basebf555 posted:That's right I do remember now, thanks. A psychotic, undercover ex-Navy Seal who retired because he was too badass and he hated officers and America but loved orphans. How could I forget. It's amazing because it's a progression of every lie he has told about his supposedly badass past in one character. The loving kids part ended up being true though. 
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Jul 7, 2017 01:23
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Neo Rasa posted:It's amazing because it's a progression of every lie he has told about his supposedly badass past in one character. The loving kids part ended up being true though. On Deadly Ground (the one he directed) had his backstory being the other thing he constantly lied about, the whole "trained CIA agents to kill."
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Basebf555 posted:I forget the explanation for why the deadliest guy on the whole ship is the cook but I don't think they dwell on that point for very long. Lost his security clearance for reason unspecified, only ratings he could hold without one were as a yeoman or a cook. Which is not actually true, you do need one for yeoman and there are a bunch of other ratings that don't need one. But maybe "Casey Ryback, Dental Technician" wouldn't work as well on film.
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drat HBOGO is the place to be for a Seagal-fest, they have like 5 of his movies. I'm watching Above the Law right now and man, he really does gently caress people up in this movie. The thing that pisses him off happens before the credits are even over(lol) and he's just pissed from that point on.
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Jul 7, 2017 03:24
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Netflix has (or had) a lot of his latter day stuff. The movies where he refuses to show up for anything but a close up and everything else is a double.
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muscles like this! posted:Netflix has (or had) a lot of his latter day stuff. The movies where he refuses to show up for anything but a close up and everything else is a double. Hahaha wait seriously?
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Jul 7, 2017 04:09
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The Steven Seagal: Lawman TV show was super entertaining to watch. Not because it's good or anything, but because it's unintentionally hilarious.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:Hahaha wait seriously? Recently he played a sniper character, so basically his character just sits on his rear end the whole movie.
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Ten years ago or so, I was at a grocery store and they had cases of his energy drink. They were 4 for a buck. I was getting supplies for a weekend at a cabin, so I figured, hey this is perfect! I bought an absurd amount of them. As soon as they were chilled, I cracked one open. They were so loving vile. You have no idea how gross they were. Never tasted anything like that in my life. I hate him forever because of that. gently caress you Steven Segal.
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Jul 7, 2017 04:48
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Holy poo poo, is that where "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret" got Thunder Muscle from?
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Jose Oquendo posted:Ten years ago or so, I was at a grocery store and they had cases of his energy drink. They were 4 for a buck. I was getting supplies for a weekend at a cabin, so I figured, hey this is perfect! I bought an absurd amount of them. As soon as they were chilled, I cracked one open. They were so loving vile. You have no idea how gross they were. Never tasted anything like that in my life. I hate him forever because of that. gently caress you Steven Segal. I feel like this was one of those drinks made from that fungus that turns ants into zombies.
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Holy poo poo, is that where "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret" got Thunder Muscle from? Probably not specifically but there's a fuckload of really gross "energy drinks" out there.
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Jul 7, 2017 05:23
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There was a time where buying energy drinks from the dollar store was dicey as hell.
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Jul 7, 2017 05:36
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There was a time before Nos. Dark times.
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Even now every once in a while some teen's heart will explode from drinking 10 Monsters.
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Jose Oquendo posted:Ten years ago or so, I was at a grocery store and they had cases of his energy drink. They were 4 for a buck. I was getting supplies for a weekend at a cabin, so I figured, hey this is perfect! I bought an absurd amount of them. As soon as they were chilled, I cracked one open. They were so loving vile. You have no idea how gross they were. Never tasted anything like that in my life. I hate him forever because of that. gently caress you Steven Segal. Oh god thanks for the trigger warning you rear end in a top hat. I found those at Big Lots and how could I not buy them?
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Even now every once in a while some teen's heart will explode from drinking 10 Monsters. I just can't help but think of the tv news guy who did two (2) four loko originals as a puff piece and had to be hospitalized. I know it was mostly the alcohol but the ER guys were acting like he'd been on a speedball binge, which I guess in a way he had been but sheesh.
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I will third that those are bottom two on energy drinks I've ever had and the only thing lower ate through my throat and left me choking on blood.
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Jul 7, 2017 06:17
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What type of racist flavoring is Asian Experience?
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Basebf555 posted:Seagal had this thing where he never wanted to be seen looking like he was struggling in a 1on1 fight, didn't matter if it was some thug in the first 5 minutes of the movie or the big bad villain at the very end. Typically in his movies the villain never stands a chance against him in an actual physical confrontation. Out For Justice is notorious for this. I had a friend clue me in that the bar brawl is entirely provoked by Seagal's character. He just waltzes in, starts smashing up the place and then starts assaulting patrons. That final fight makes me feel sorry for Forsythe's character, because he never even lays a punch on him, it's just non-stop getting dunked on by Seagal. Even with Forsythe's character is a psychopathic murderer, that fight makes him sympathetic in a Falling Down "he had a really bad day" way. Then there's that scene in On Deadly Ground (or is it Fire Down Below?) where he gets into a slapfight with Mike Starr and cures him of his racism.
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Asian Experience tasted like sun-bleached flat Mountain Dew, Cherry whatever was like cough syrup, and allegedly it came in a root beer flavor neither I nor anyone I've ever known claimed to have seen sold.
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END ME SCOOB posted:the only thing lower ate through my throat and left me choking on blood.  is that an exaggeration
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Jose Oquendo posted:Ten years ago or so, I was at a grocery store and they had cases of his energy drink. They were 4 for a buck. I was getting supplies for a weekend at a cabin, so I figured, hey this is perfect! I bought an absurd amount of them. As soon as they were chilled, I cracked one open. They were so loving vile. You have no idea how gross they were. Never tasted anything like that in my life. I hate him forever because of that. gently caress you Steven Segal. Holy poo poo. Not only do they use Classic (notfat) Segal, the damned faces on the bottom of the can Viggo the Carpathian you as you look between them. So the mystery ingredient in those involves Gojiberry, which is like magic Kung Fu mangosteen or whatever. I remember because a local radio station was making fun of those horrible drinks and they couldn't get past how damned funny Gojiberry sounded. Also I have his CD and the music isn't terrible so he should have quit and become a folk country performer.
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My peak Steven Seagal moment is the morgue scene from The Glimmer Man. I'm on mobile right now and I can't check it, but this one might be it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EuhFdhS3NXc (NSFW cuz it has titties if it's actually the scene) Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 09:23 on Jul 7, 2017 |
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My favourite thing about Steven Seagal is that Run the Jewels' El-P loves him because he's a sack of poo poo human. The whole interview is about Steven Seagal and it's incredible. http://www.avclub.com/article/run-jewels-brutality-music-and-magic-steven-seagal-212268 quote:El-P: What you have to understand is that Steven Seagal isn’t about being a good action hero. He’s always about being a complete loving rear end in a top hat. That’s, like, his duty. The thing about Out For Justice—also the first Steven Seagal movie where he’s just clearly getting fat, which I love because he didn’t wear sleeves the entire time, so he just had flabby arms and kind of a pot belly? The most classic poo poo about that movie was—and I actually wrote a piece of fan fiction about this.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:
No. There was a recording at one point and I did not keep it.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:There was a time where buying energy drinks from the dollar store was dicey as hell. Buying a bottle of Vitamin C tablets from the Dollar Store was a strong lesson in misplaced faith.
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Young Freud posted:where he gets into a slapfight with Mike Starr and cures him of his racism. What can change the nature of a man? This loving film  I think of all the Seagal films, Marked for Death is my favourite; it's just on the cusp of 80s action movies and the bad guy has an excellent taste in Christmas sweaters.
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Are there Steven Seagal movies that break the naming trend where STEVEN SEAGAL (hidden word "IS") MOVIE TITLE?
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FilthyImp posted:Holy poo poo. Not only do they use Classic (notfat) Segal, the damned faces on the bottom of the can Viggo the Carpathian you as you look between them. I drank a ton of that poo poo. Where's my magic Kung Fu powers.
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Olympic Mathlete posted:My favourite thing about Steven Seagal is that Run the Jewels' El-P loves him because he's a sack of poo poo human. The whole interview is about Steven Seagal and it's incredible. I cannot tell you how many times I've watched that scene and I never saw him put a pool ball in that thing. He does it so quickly, it looks like he just folded a wet dish towel in a particular way that somehow makes it lethal. The ridiculous sound effects didn't help.
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Jose Oquendo posted:I drank a ton of that poo poo. Where's my magic Kung Fu powers. "Whoa, I have diabetes." -Jose Oquendo
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Y'all haven't talked about my favorite Segal story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cUNU8GkMso The Tobolowsky Files episode on it goes more in depth. feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Jul 7, 2017 |
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