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Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

VealCutlet posted:

Mods are asleep, time to post my balls



Stop being dumbs and posting bad poo poo

Disgusting.

Have some melons as a palate cleanser.

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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Colostomy Bag posted:

Eh, just getting a base price on your shots. Check your PM. I redacted some of the info in the payment receipt but think of it as going to a good cause that counters the tequila. I appreciate your posting.
tiny furfriends appreciate you, you're awesome. cept I found a half eaten lizard friend in my garden the other day, with blood everywhere. Sad sight, and the cat friend that did it lives next door and gives no fucks about her horrific kitty crime scene. Nature indeed

this is an awesome man, y'all

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

TheAgent posted:

tiny furfriends appreciate you, you're awesome. cept I found a half eaten lizard friend in my garden the other day, with blood everywhere. Sad sight, and the cat friend that did it lives next door and gives no fucks about her horrific kitty crime scene. Nature indeed

this is an awesome man, y'all

That's how I roll homie.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


I just skipped like 6 pages to post from way back, I never noticed Ben standing right in-front of the stage at the end of the video

It just makes me laugh because he always looks like a massive goober

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Well gently caress, if I hadn't already gotten a refund this would have ensured it.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Well gently caress, if I hadn't already gotten a refund this would have ensured it.

How many times have that shitheap known as the Cutlass been reworked?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Colostomy Bag posted:

How many times have that shitheap known as the Cutlass been reworked?

No clue. Far fewer than the number of times they said they would fix it.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Anyone have that big list of ships that have been promised versus whiteboxed/blackboxed/yellowboxed/completed/reworked/reworkedagain/reworkedagainforsomereason ?

Edit: Forgot to add don't forget the ships they promised 3 years ago that haven't even been started yet

Blue On Blue fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Jul 7, 2017

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

No clue. Far fewer than the number of times they said they would fix it.

I'm going to pen a letter to CIG headquarters addressing the Cutlass situation. Which of the 14 addresses should I use?

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Ragingsheep
Nov 7, 2009

Colostomy Bag posted:

I'm going to pen a letter to CIG headquarters addressing the Cutlass situation. Which of the 14 addresses should I use?

440 Strand, London WC2R 0QS, UK

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot
evocati has the threepointoh




let the funnies be bountiful for every one of your families

e:

sry for hype, beat me later

nawledgelambo fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Jul 7, 2017

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


who came up with the evocati name

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





nawledgelambo posted:

evocati has the threepointoh




let the funnies be bountiful for every one of your families

e:

sry for hype, beat me later

LET THE DISAPPOINTMENT COMMENCE!

e: wait, what... Evocati is at 3.0, but it is not open to people in Evocati? That is an amazing new level of subterfuge, even for CGI standards.

The Rabbi T. White fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jul 7, 2017

radd
Jun 16, 2001

Super Spacefortress

The Rabbi T. White posted:

LET THE DISAPPOINTMENT COMMENCE!

e: wait, what... Evocati is at 3.0, but it is not open to people in Evocati? That is an amazing new level of subterfuge, even for CGI standards.

It's open to the Evocati Evocati, not the regular Evocati. It's a different level of subscription payments.

But really, it's only installed on the teller machines at Coutts right now.

doingitwrong
Jul 27, 2013

The Rabbi T. White posted:

LET THE DISAPPOINTMENT COMMENCE!

e: wait, what... Evocati is at 3.0, but it is not open to people in Evocati? That is an amazing new level of subterfuge, even for CGI standards.

no one called this

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

doingitwrong posted:

no one called this

Well, actually if you refer to my July blog...

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

The evocati build deployment system is undergoing internal evocati testing

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
Who's ready for JulyBlogCon?

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Guys, it's really close!!!

*posts a WIP build to the server to test the back-end infrastructure*

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

Almost time for some people to get real upset about video games. WHO WILL IT BE THIS TIME?

Experimental Skin
Apr 16, 2016
http://www.tvtonight.com.au/2017/07/das-boot-getting-tv-sequel.html

I wonder...

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

why such a change?

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Milky Moor posted:

why such a change?

They took out a loan using SC and S42 as collateral so now they're trying to hide the fact that they spent a ridiculous amount of money on frivolous things for when they go belly up.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
sure ive been known to engage in a ritualistic masturbation ceremony with my fellow train enthusiasts however as a 50 years old man I

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
IAMA 50 year old man, ask me about my desires for other men to fondle tbeir nipplez. No trolls please!!!!!!!

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/JLaelFletcher/status/883177257572880384

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Sarsapariller posted:

Meanwhile, that tick-tick-ticking sound you hear is the increasing irrelevance of anything Chris has promised.

Single-developer minecraft clone still in pre-release stage does a video featuring elite style space flight, ringworlds, scriptable ships, pilotable mechs

Skip to about 1 minute in where it starts getting good.

Not bad. Not amazing, but not bad.



:five: :five: :five:

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011






A shadow box is to display awards and medals you have earned and sacrificed for. Not to display Nick nacks you purchased.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

IncredibleIgloo posted:

A shadow box is to display awards and medals you have earned and sacrificed for. Not to display Nick nacks you purchased.

I don't know if I should lol at them or you for making a stolen valor claim in the imaginary spaceship thread

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Why not both?

Regrettable fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Jul 7, 2017

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.



:smith:

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Alan Smithee posted:

I don't know if I should lol at them or you for making a stolen valor claim in the imaginary spaceship thread
But he didn't say poo poo about stolen valor, using a shadow box for patches for a game that hasn't even come out is just loving tragic lol

radd
Jun 16, 2001

Super Spacefortress
For those trying to emulate Star Citizen's success:

https://gfycat.com/VibrantVagueBackswimmer

Deathsquid
Apr 26, 2017

nawledgelambo posted:

evocati has the threepointoh




let the funnies be bountiful for every one of your families

e:

sry for hype, beat me later

Inevitable and tragic consequence of July Blogging.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Star Citizen: We understand that this can be frustrating.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
Are we placing bets on what's going to be delayed in this weeks schedule update yet?

I've got good money on Doors being delayed another 7 days for the Nth week in a row... also AI pathfinding being delayed for another year.

Also AI being delayed for another year as well.

Mangoose
Dec 11, 2007

Come out with your pants down!

Amazing Zimmo posted:

Are we placing bets on what's going to be delayed in this weeks schedule update yet?

I've got good money on Doors being delayed another 7 days for the Nth week in a row... also AI pathfinding being delayed for another year.

Also AI being delayed for another year as well.

No one's going to take you up on that doors bet. It's unprecedented experimental technology, of course it's going to take a while.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
They already have doors tho?

https://youtu.be/L8C0hh1NcSo

Stretch Money well spent !!!

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