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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Mayor Dave posted:

im the president who's tweetstorming instead of preparing to meet with one of the most experienced international politicians of our time, just casually talking about a guy whose emails got hacked while ignoring my upcoming summit with the leader who ordered the hacking

https://twitter.com/DJBrianDawe/status/883229816673017856

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

TRUMP

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tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

tacodaemon posted:

TRUMP

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:01

Helter Skelter: Feb 10, 2004; BEARD OF HAVOC

Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883229270943911936

I don't fully get what he's talking about (where's here???) but this seems like a good one.

it's just him talking to himself on the shitter.

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

skaboomizzy posted:

i can't wait until the announcement that Trump is giving the Russians back their spy compounds, and also Rhode Island for some reason

let's be honest, no one will care about the latter except maybe seth macfarlane

Rocks posted:

[Ron Howard voice] no one was talking about it.

I really don't get what the gently caress he's talking about there. Is he really implying Germans are all talking about Podesta stuff from a year ago?

Helter Skelter posted:

it's just him talking to himself on the shitter.

yeah, I'm putting too much :thunk:

into this proverbial poo poo

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:01

Corny: Feb 18, 2006; i am scared

Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/CassandraRules/status/883229504424030208

https://twitter.com/CassandraRules/status/883229606844780544

https://twitter.com/DJBrianDawe/status/883229816673017856

cassandra fairbanks has the smoothest brain of all the smoothbrains

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:02

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Corny posted:

cassandra fairbanks has the smoothest brain of all the smoothbrains

donny, of all people, immediately backed away from the lock her up poo poo as soon as he won. it was like the first real statement he made "I'm not going to lock her up lol"

people clinging to that are just... they're something.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:03

zakkro: May 29, 2015

Trump ceding RI to Russia would be ok

He'd be giving Putin this after all:

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:04

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Operation Iraqi Tweetstorm

Also lol at this

https://twitter.com/Team_Trump45/status/883229835048386561

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

meanwhile, I unironically think obama should've locked Bush administration fuckos up, but there was a legitimate reason for doing that

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:04

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:04

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Homeless Friend posted:

Operation Iraqi Tweetstorm

Also lol at this

https://twitter.com/Team_Trump45/status/883229835048386561

these are funny but it's kind of lame to glorify an old fatty who's never punched anyone in his life (except for Ivana)

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:05

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

Homeless Friend posted:

Also lol at this

https://twitter.com/Team_Trump45/status/883229835048386561

lmao that's a good one

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:06

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

if trumo starts believing in pizzagate bullshit (that's where "podesta the molesta" in that one guy's reply tweet comes from) then that will be the point i start looking for a new planet to live on

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:07

zakkro: May 29, 2015

Homeless Friend posted:

Operation Iraqi Tweetstorm

Also lol at this

https://twitter.com/Team_Trump45/status/883229835048386561

What a bad cartoon

Schumer ain't even crying

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:07

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

tacodaemon posted:

if trumo starts believing in pizzagate bullshit (that's where "podesta the molesta" in that one guy's reply tweet comes from) then that will be the point i start looking for a new planet to live on

well nasa's already got mars on lockdown for podesta and epstein, so good luck with that

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:08

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

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zakkro: May 29, 2015

tacodaemon posted:

if trumo starts believing in pizzagate bullshit (that's where "podesta the molesta" in that one guy's reply tweet comes from) then that will be the point i start looking for a new planet to live on

I mean, if the Master of Projection started slamming his opponents hard on pizzagate stuff

I mean

you know

:shrug:

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:09

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

zakkro posted:

What a bad cartoon

Schumer ain't even crying

this is gross

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MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

�Jeb!

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Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

zakkro posted:

What a bad cartoon

Schumer ain't even crying

obama: "i GOT BALLS OF STEEL"

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:11

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883218784663818241

hahahaha including the haters

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:11

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

thank you to everyone itt, including the losers and haters

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:12

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

but not the losers

he a divider not a uniter

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:13

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

cant even deflect the blame about them being born hosed up

smdh

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:15

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

glad trump is still tweeting tho hes on vacation in europe

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:15

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

A Vox Podcast posted:

"If it is the case that there are people for whom this can be a central unifying experience of their lives and that they can get a lot of life satisfaction out of it? What does it mean that it is an experience that women are locked out of? What does it mean that it is an experience that older Americans who may already be struggling to find meaning in their lives are locked out of? If video games really are a good thing for the"

"yeah"

"non working, are we failing egalitarianism by not making them more broadly available?"

"That... that is a good twist!"

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:16

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

I don't get why people think Trump and Putin won't have already decided how the meeting is going to go

If they're in cahoots for real, they'd obviously already have a plan for how to spin their first face-to-face meeting and I don't think it's a stretch to say Tillerson could be looped in on that.

If Putin is controlling Trump, he'd boost his ego beforehand by calling him already and discussing (feeding him) the outline of the game plan so they could pull one over on the FAKE NEWS for "The West".

If Trump is controlli- well, no, we've covered both possibilities already.

It's just Putin, Lavrov, Trump, and Tillerson in a room talking poo poo. Trump and Putin have both done that plenty with the two "chaperones" themselves and talked on the phone, I really think Putin already basically laid out how this gonna go and maybe let Donald push back enough to feel like Mr. Deals.

I feel like it'd be someone besides loving Tillerson if this wasn't the case, perhaps they'll throw bows and get rowdy and I'll be cobbed yet again though

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:21

FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Baloogan posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/883218784663818241

hahahaha including the haters

Appreciate the congrats, Mr. President.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:23

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

it would be a masterstroke if Putin and trump were shaking hands together and Putin was like "thank you trump for the millions of dollars in exchange for letting us hack your election... oh and to everyone out there asking, yes the piss tape is real and it is glorious". cue zoom in on trumps face and the curb your enthusiasm theme starts playing

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:24

FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Every day I wake up and his tweets are incredibly presidential and modern.

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

FabioClone posted:

Every day I wake up and his tweets are incredibly presidential and modern.

yeah, they definitely are *something*

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:25

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

does donald meet putin today?

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:25

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Oiled and Ready posted:

I don't get why people think Trump and Putin won't have already decided how the meeting is going to go

If they're in cahoots for real, they'd obviously already have a plan for how to spin their first face-to-face meeting and I don't think it's a stretch to say Tillerson could be looped in on that.

If Putin is controlling Trump, he'd boost his ego beforehand by calling him already and discussing (feeding him) the outline of the game plan so they could pull one over on the FAKE NEWS for "The West".

If Trump is controlli- well, no, we've covered both possibilities already.

It's just Putin, Lavrov, Trump, and Tillerson in a room talking poo poo. Trump and Putin have both done that plenty with the two "chaperones" themselves and talked on the phone, I really think Putin already basically laid out how this gonna go and maybe let Donald push back enough to feel like Mr. Deals.

I feel like it'd be someone besides loving Tillerson if this wasn't the case, perhaps they'll throw bows and get rowdy and I'll be cobbed yet again though

counterpoint: its trump

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