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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


I'm not gonna post one here because it doesn't belong here but the only good fiero is the zimmer quicksilver

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Kafouille
Nov 5, 2004

Think Fast !

The Door Frame posted:

When I first saw unmolested Fieros, I got really excited about this cool 80's roadster that I thought I'd discovered. They're pretty attractive little cars, why do people ruin them so?

On Fieros pretty much all of the bodywork is bolted on to a unibody style frame, that makes it really easy to replace it with whatever you want

Grater
Jul 11, 2001
Might seem like a nice guy, but cross me once...

Powershift posted:



I'm the backwards air scoops.

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Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

financially racist posted:

of course it's a fiero

It's always a Fiero. If it's too early for Fiero, it's a Beetle. If it's a CUSTUM 4X4 OFF RODE, it's a Blazer frame.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'll never understand most of the kit car community. I mean on one hand those modern takes on classic cars are very cool (Singer Porsches, or things like Locosts) but 90% of them look like the cheapest pieces of garbage and always look much worse than the Fiero they are based on.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


It's almost as if not many people are actually any good at design. And if you look at most modern cars today you'd swear no fucker is any good at design.

Torn Quad Jones
Nov 2, 2011

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

It's always a Fiero. If it's too early for Fiero, it's a Beetle. If it's a CUSTUM 4X4 OFF RODE, it's a Blazer frame.

You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!
You got your peanut butter in my chocolate!

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

Torn Quad Jones posted:

You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!
You got your peanut butter in my chocolate!

Wrong thread

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Would look better if the arches were either covered, or at least matched the position of the wheels.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Eh, it still looks better than those poo poo-rear end Fierolambos.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Olympic Mathlete posted:

It's almost as if not many people are actually any good at design. And if you look at most modern cars today you'd swear no fucker is any good at design.

Should also be noted that the people that get it right usually stick with the original body shape and tweak it. Chop the roof, flare the fenders, put holes in the hood, etc. It really comes down to enhancing what's already there over trying to make a goose look like a swan.

As for modern cars, blame safety regulations. Everyone's handcuffed.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


xzzy posted:

As for modern cars, blame safety regulations. Everyone's handcuffed.

Oh I'm well aware, I studied design (mainly vehicular) and have friends doing transport design at the moment so I've learned a bunch more. The only fun poo poo they get to do in car form are concepts which is why a lot of them are moving into yacht design as there's quite literally no limit to the poo poo you can do with them.

*edit: One of my friends is currently working for a yacht company and he's in charge of a few little touches. Buyer wants a teppanyaki grill out on the rear deck but he also wants it to transform into a DJ setup because parties, but of course those two things don't go together... So boats and poo poo are an entirely different problem. :v:

Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Jul 5, 2017

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

It's always a Fiero. If it's too early for Fiero, it's a Beetle. If it's a CUSTUM 4X4 OFF RODE, it's a Blazer frame.

Sometimes it is a toyota truck frame like that 4x4 camry that belongs no where near this thread.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Cowards.
Great design comes from working despite the restrictions.


Fuckin lol that guy
"Wanna sling hot beats like I sling hot shrimp at my trophy wife"

Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Jul 5, 2017

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

One of my friends is currently working for a yacht company and he's in charge of a few little touches. Buyer wants a teppanyaki grill out on the rear deck but he also wants it to transform into a DJ setup because parties
"No, not that kind of bass boat"

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Olympic Mathlete posted:

*edit: One of my friends is currently working for a yacht company and he's in charge of a few little touches. Buyer wants a teppanyaki grill out on the rear deck but he also wants it to transform into a DJ setup because parties, but of course those two things don't go together... So boats and poo poo are an entirely different problem. :v:

When you have enough money to preoccupy a design team with whether or not they could, and nobody to tell you to stop and think if you should.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


The prices for their boats start at £50 million. And no rich oval office wants to buy the base model...

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Funzo posted:

The headlights are really what makes it great.

I know, right? All those swoopy curves, and then: SQUARE.
Not that the swoopy curves are any sort of attractive in that arrangement, but why square headlights?

Powershift posted:

I'm not gonna post one here because it doesn't belong here but the only good fiero is the zimmer quicksilver

I like the stock Fieros, especially the Formula notchbacks, but the Quicksilver is indeed the only good rebody.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Darchangel posted:

I know, right? All those swoopy curves, and then: SQUARE.
Not that the swoopy curves are any sort of attractive in that arrangement, but why square headlights?

Headlights are hard. See: Diablo non-popup headlights.

Actually, that might have been a solution, get some 300ZX lights and graft them in. Couldn't possibly have looked worse :shrug:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule




https://drivetribe.com/p/rrcb-camaro-kit-for-your-bmw-5

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Looks like the new Civic Type R

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

That hoodline, gonna end up with a smashed windscreen and potentially causing a huge pile up if it happens on a highway.

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

InitialDave posted:

The only bit I recognise are the Megane rear lights.

Content:



Just the D-ring might be reaching the load limit of the couple of "Grade 2" bolts holding that brush guard on.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Memento posted:

Headlights are hard. See: Diablo non-popup headlights.

Actually, that might have been a solution, get some 300ZX lights and graft them in. Couldn't possibly have looked worse :shrug:

Agreed.
Best ("best" being relative, in this case) idea probably would have been to copy the 240/260/280Z headlight arrangement. It would at least work with the whole curvy thing.

edit: actual best idea would have been to just leave it a Fiero in the first place.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Someone put washer fluid where oil should be.

:barf:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:


I have a confession to make, I dumped washer fluid in a coolant tank. Both that tank and the fluid washer tank had the same style caps/flaps.

Fortunately I caught it and given the style I could empty it out without issue. But dumping it into the crankcase...egads.

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice
Some Fords in the 80's and 90's had a combination coolant expansion/washer fluid tank, seems like cross-contamination would be pretty common with this setup. They're both water-based fluids, so probably not too much to worry about as long as it's noticed.



The combination tank seems like a good way to (eventually) get some toasty washer fluid, don't know how effective it was though since the two chambers don't really share a wall.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


NoWake posted:

Some Fords in the 80's and 90's had a combination coolant expansion/washer fluid tank, seems like cross-contamination would be pretty common with this setup. They're both water-based fluids, so probably not too much to worry about as long as it's noticed.



The combination tank seems like a good way to (eventually) get some toasty washer fluid, don't know how effective it was though since the two chambers don't really share a wall.

The toasty washer fluid wouldn't be a bad thing, in the winter anyway. Interesting decision though, but then again, it is classic Detroit to save a buck to have it bite them in the rear end hardcore in the end.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Whew, I feel better.

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. I figured I'd top up the fluids. Oops.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

I would think getting washer fluid into the coolant wouldn't be much of a big deal unless it was a large amount, and even then it'd be more because alcohol and water don't lubricate the water pump as well as a regular 50/50 coolant mix (also a lower boiling point).

Getting coolant into your washer fluid though... I would think that would leave an oily mess on the windshield.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Colostomy Bag posted:

I figured I'd top up the fluids. Oops.
Obligatory username/post combo comment.

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

The internet taught me to force-feed Rotella T6 into any and all orifices my vehicle(s) may have; birdshit just slides off my windshield.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

InitialDave posted:

Obligatory username/post combo comment.

You should see what I do with a beer.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

A friend of mine's dad noticed there was some water underneath his car in the garage after driving home on a really hot day. To everyone in this thread, it was clearly condensation from the AC coming out of the drain tube. His solution? Open the oil filler cap and fill it with water until it reached the top.

Brand new 1997 Holden Calais V8, pretty expensive car. He'd owned it for three weeks as he got a new car at the start of every year with his job. Got a cylinder full of water and kicked a rod out the side of the block as soon as he fired it up. He called me that evening as I was a mechanic's apprentice at the time and asked me why his car would no longer start. I went over and had a look and told him to call a tow truck.

"You can't get me going to get to work in the morning?". No, I really can't.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

Hey man, someone's gotta dust those cobwebs off for her now and then!

she's 70 and there ain't nothin little about her, btw. So thanks for taking one for the team! :v:

I suppose this was as good of a way as any to learn your moms a lesbian. :razz:




content:

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

So that's where I caught the gay from!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

I would think getting washer fluid into the coolant wouldn't be much of a big deal unless it was a large amount, and even then it'd be more because alcohol and water don't lubricate the water pump as well as a regular 50/50 coolant mix (also a lower boiling point).

Getting coolant into your washer fluid though... I would think that would leave an oily mess on the windshield.

My parents had this old beater-rear end van (88 GMC Safari, 4.3l) that my parents let (mostly) me and my brother drive with a blown head gasket, or maybe a cracked head. Went through coolant like you wouldn't believe, but it was winter, so we couldn't just dump a bunch of water in it. So gently caress it, we dumped washer fluid in there..... Its good to -40. Coolant was expensive as gently caress when you made 6.95/hr.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Memento posted:

A friend of mine's dad noticed there was some water underneath his car in the garage after driving home on a really hot day. To everyone in this thread, it was clearly condensation from the AC coming out of the drain tube. His solution? Open the oil filler cap and fill it with water until it reached the top.

Brand new 1997 Holden Calais V8, pretty expensive car. He'd owned it for three weeks as he got a new car at the start of every year with his job. Got a cylinder full of water and kicked a rod out the side of the block as soon as he fired it up. He called me that evening as I was a mechanic's apprentice at the time and asked me why his car would no longer start. I went over and had a look and told him to call a tow truck.

"You can't get me going to get to work in the morning?". No, I really can't.

How?
How do you do this? How do you ignore logos, legends, and labels on every damned fluid cap, and go straight for the oil cap on the engine to put water in? How do you not recognize your own ignorance enough to just dump a fluid into whatever orifice is handy? Especially in a new at the time car that most likely had the owner's manual right there in the glove box?

There's no shame in being ignorant, but refusing to acknowledge or remedy that ignorance is the difference between ignorance and stupidity.

I have to apologize. Stuff like this triggers me. for some reason, despite being over 40, it still surprises me that people can be this stupid (and have made it to adulthood.)

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Darchangel posted:

How?
How do you do this? How do you ignore logos, legends, and labels on every damned fluid cap, and go straight for the oil cap on the engine to put water in? How do you not recognize your own ignorance enough to just dump a fluid into whatever orifice is handy? Especially in a new at the time car that most likely had the owner's manual right there in the glove box?

There's no shame in being ignorant, but refusing to acknowledge or remedy that ignorance is the difference between ignorance and stupidity.

I have to apologize. Stuff like this triggers me. for some reason, despite being over 40, it still surprises me that people can be this stupid (and have made it to adulthood.)

To paraphrase George Carlin, the median IQ is only the median because half the population is below it. Various degrees of the Dunning-Kruger effect takes care of the rest.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNKIux9oju0

that one's from a german comedy show but i'm sure it's happened at least once, given stuff like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U76N1QcJfN4

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