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Deified Data: Nov 3, 2015; Fun Shoe

Well, what kind of slatestarcodex reader are you

# ? Jul 7, 2017 05:22

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# ? May 16, 2024 16:39

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

Bismuth posted:

I feel like I need to take some type of class to understand what the gently caress I just read.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 05:52

GoingPostal: Jun 1, 2015; I love Derek Smart
U love Derek Smart
If we didn't love Derek Smart, we'd be lame

Same. I need a class or a Rosetta Stone or something. I picked up maybe a quarter of that.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 06:53

Bottom Liner: Feb 15, 2006; a specific vein of lasagna

Most of it is made up poo poo. It has to be.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 06:56

TopHatGenius: Oct 3, 2008; something feels
different; Hot Rope Guy

This person is way to into secure networking and cryptocurrency and forgot how to not come off looking like a gigantic insufferable nerd. Also with a side of special snowflake.

Probably a robot.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 07:20

Drunk Driver Dad: Feb 18, 2005

text me a vag pic posted:

I imagine it's pretty hard to get women when you are constantly stalking a cheerleader trying to saw her head open

# ? Jul 7, 2017 08:49

Cumslut1895: Feb 18, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

I imagine it's pretty hard to get women when you are constantly stalking a cheerleader trying to saw her head open

ha, I thought that too

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:39

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I know this makes me the AUG or whatever, but what's the source of this/what brand of trimmer is he using? All of the body hair trimmers I've tried are garbage, and I shave my shoulders/upper back with a regular razor which works but is a giant pain in the rear end.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:44

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Looks like a straight razor. You'll need someone else to do that for you, bub.

Or just wax once a month.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 09:47

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Not sure if IoSM or AUG so crosspostin:

# ? Jul 7, 2017 11:10

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://i.imgur.com/URttFup.mp4

# ? Jul 7, 2017 12:42

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/URttFup.mp4

Wrong thread, this guy rules.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 12:56

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Physicists, I need some help here.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 13:06

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

mng posted:

Physicists, I need some help here.

Why, you seem to have gotten up just fine without help?

# ? Jul 7, 2017 13:11

Warm Fish Salad: Dec 16, 2016; You Compleat Me

du -hast posted:

Not sure if IoSM or AUG so crosspostin:

"We don't care if you want us or not"

lol, keep tellin' yourself that buddy

# ? Jul 7, 2017 13:25

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/URttFup.mp4

That's one acrofatic dude. Dude owns.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 13:32

Deified Data: Nov 3, 2015; Fun Shoe

Bismuth posted:

I find myself doubting a lot of these impossibly precious profiles but there's something about this one I have no problem believing. It's very earnestly obnoxious. Pure pretense.

^ Also yes guy owns

# ? Jul 7, 2017 14:03

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

The guy is very King Hippo. I'd buy him a drink and see where it goes.

And threadtitlewise, I always wondered how you smoke bulimia.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 14:22

text me a vag pic: May 18, 2007

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/URttFup.mp4

that egg can really move!

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:37

flirty dental hygienist: Jul 24, 2007; All aboard the knuckle train to FIST PLANET!!

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/g4NEH92.mp4

Looks like my back, but his hair is black. I used to try and shave it, but it's too much hassle.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:40

The Ferret King: Nov 23, 2003; cluck cluck

Embrace the hair. Some people like it. You must surround yourself with those people.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:50

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/URttFup.mp4

The dude owns

Pick posted:

Men are supposed to have hair and I don't see why women like me should dislike it.

timefly posted:

It's just not in style, I suppose, but it always made sad when guys were all apologetic about their back hair or whatever. Like it's somehow inherently gross. Love me some hairy mans.

Eh, I'm not apologetic about mine anymore, too old for that, and my fiancee certainly doesn't care, but I ask her to help shave it in the summer anyway. Much more comfortable. Mine isn't nearly as bad as that gif, but you'd be surprised how much difference it makes.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 16:11

treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Slime posted:

acrofatic

I didn't want this to pass by unnoticed

# ? Jul 7, 2017 16:40

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

I'm honestly thankful my body hair grows thin. There's little to nothing that I need to do to maintain it.

Same with facial hair. I shave off a mustache and goatee once a month because it grows to a certain point and then stops instead of turning into a beard. No need to make it a weekly or daily routine like some men have to. It does mean I'm completely out of the loop on "shaving culture" because a $5 can of Barbasol and a few disposable razors is all I need for a year.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 16:43

Telemaze: Apr 22, 2008; What you expected hasn't happened.; Fun Shoe

Pick posted:

Men are supposed to have hair and I don't see why women like me should dislike it.

Most mammals are supposed to have hair, but that's never stopped anyone from thinking it's gross. I don't like hairy dudes because it looks and feels nasty. Like rubbing on a yeti, which I am not interested in.

Seriously though, you would be into this?

Yuck.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 17:21

The Ferret King: Nov 23, 2003; cluck cluck

Different strokes, man.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 17:24

Mameluke: Aug 2, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Bismuth posted:

I'd like to hear Martin Starr read this profile.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 17:59

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Telemaze posted:

Most mammals are supposed to have hair, but that's never stopped anyone from thinking it's gross. I don't like hairy dudes because it looks and feels nasty. Like rubbing on a yeti, which I am not interested in.

Seriously though, you would be into this?

Yuck.

When someone made the same comment regarding women we got some valiant defenders, I sure hope they show up here.

Back hair is indeed gross though

# ? Jul 7, 2017 18:07

Otana: Jun 1, 2005; Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/g4NEH92.mp4

I could watch an entire video of this, it's mesmerizing.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 18:28

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Non Serviam posted:

When someone made the same comment regarding women we got some valiant defenders, I sure hope they show up here.

Back hair is indeed gross though

It's just upper rear end hair what's the problem?

# ? Jul 7, 2017 18:50

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Telemaze posted:

Most mammals are supposed to have hair, but that's never stopped anyone from thinking it's gross. I don't like hairy dudes because it looks and feels nasty. Like rubbing on a yeti, which I am not interested in.

Seriously though, you would be into this?

Yuck.

That would not be a big deal honestly.

Young Robin Williams was one of the hottest guys who ever lived and he was pretty hairy too.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 19:35

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

treiz01 posted:

I didn't want this to pass by unnoticed

i can't take credit for it, i heard it elsewhere myself

# ? Jul 7, 2017 19:55

Weldon Pemberton: May 19, 2012

It's almost as if there are a wide range of opinions about how sexually attractive body hair is and it doesn't have any bearing on anything, particularly because most people who act like its a dealbreaker will overlook that poo poo as soon as they are in an actual relationship.

Also joke about Pick being a quasi-furry here

Bismuth posted:

I feel like this was on the cusp of being so ironic that it looped back around to not being awkward, but she's trying just a little too hard.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 20:01

ModernMajorGeneral: Jun 25, 2010

Bismuth posted:

Will xenofeminism and lambda witches be included in the next Stellaris DLC?

# ? Jul 7, 2017 20:04

Deified Data: Nov 3, 2015; Fun Shoe

Weldon Pemberton posted:

It's almost as if there are a wide range of opinions about how sexually attractive body hair is and it doesn't have any bearing on anything, particularly because most people who act like its a dealbreaker will overlook that poo poo as soon as they are in an actual relationship.

Also joke about Pick being a quasi-furry here

I feel like this was on the cusp of being so ironic that it looped back around to not being awkward, but she's trying just a little too hard.

I'm deeply afraid none of it is ironic.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 20:04

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

I should play a prank on my parents and tell that I've finally come to terms with my sexuality. I've finally met my better half, and have begun to quantum date the number 24. Feels good to be able to let my true self out into the world after all these years of hiding.

My parents are very accepting and they'd probably do their best to nod and smile, which would be hilarious.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 20:11

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Pick posted:

That would not be a big deal honestly.

Young Robin Williams was one of the hottest guys who ever lived and he was pretty hairy too.

Men don't shave for women, we shave for ourselves.

Having that much hair can be loving uncomfortable especially in warmer climates. Even beards can get in the way and be annoying, so guys with beards usually pride themselves in maintaining it despite the annoyance.

A female equivalent is those women who grow their hair really long. Sure it can be attractive to have hair down to your waist, but it's also a huge hastle.

Men shave for different reasons than women.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 20:12