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LadyPictureShow posted:Has Spidey ever tried to evade cops/bad guys/bratty kids on airplanes by just going 'uh... I'm just a guy in a Spider-Man Halloween costume?' He kinda does in the Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon. Like, there's a Halloween festival, and Spidey does some crime-busting nearby, and so because Pete doesn't have time to go change into a costume for it afterwards, he just takes his mask off and walks over to his friends all "Hi guys, I dressed as Spider-Man this year!" Speaking of Halloween Costumes, the Marvel Wikia page is not being very helpful to me...why did Blade dress up in the "Spider Hero" outfit?
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Choco1980 posted:He kinda does in the Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon. Like, there's a Halloween festival, and Spidey does some crime-busting nearby, and so because Pete doesn't have time to go change into a costume for it afterwards, he just takes his mask off and walks over to his friends all "Hi guys, I dressed as Spider-Man this year!" He was in hiding because he was being hunted by and trying to stop the Deathwalkers, this immortal cult of demon-worshiping sorcerers who were trying to destroy humanity. He had come to New York to get help from Spectrum in finding the cult when Thanos led an army to attack New York. The actual Avengers were out of town, so Luke Cage formed his own team of himself, Spectrum, and Spiderman, as the "Mighty Avengers". Wanting to help, but not wanting to reveal his identity, Blade got a bootleg Spiderman costume from a costume shop (much to the chagrin of the actual Spiderman), and joined the Mighty Avengers as Spider Hero. Later, Luke Cage told him exactly how much he looked like an idiot, so he took the secret identity Ronin instead. He eventually gets captured by the Deathwalkers, manages to escape, the rest of the Mighty Avengers show up, and the Deathwalkers use a magical cup to combine into the entity "Deathwalker Prime", which takes over the world. To stop them, the Mighty Avengers figure out how to use the cup to combine as "Avenger Prime", to fight it. Since the Deathwalkers are a bunch of dicks, while the Mighty Avengers aren't, the Mighty Avengers are able to work together as the combined entity, while the Deathwalkers aren't, which lets Avenger Prime beat Deathwalker Prime.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I... So you are saying he is a bending robot. I am Spider-Man please insert girder
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hasn't spiderman been shown to be able to carry people with his webbing even if he didn't, couldn't they just hop on his back and him ferry them up one by one to the rooftop even if you want to say 'time constraints' , he could piggyback Moleman up to the roof in the time it took to yank down the fire escapes, leaving just aunt may and mary jane as the most innocent looking witnesses ever, who would just say "I didn't see anything  " to the officers and they'd drive offwhy... bend... fire escapes... into... 
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couldn't they have just like, hidden behind a car? there were bound to be some in the area, since lenny didn't shroom.
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Manatee Cannon posted:what no peter that's not even good cover The best part is that Spidey's peeking around the side and would be clearly visible to the cops anyway.
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No way red and blue with black web outlines is like dazzle camouflage to police radar. Everyone else will look like mangled corpses trapped in the bent fire escapes.
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Finally remembered what this reminded me of:
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If it doesn't have the JP on it, it's extinct.
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spidey could have just taken mole man and put him on the roof, it's not like aunt may or mj have outstanding warrants
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Kurui Reiten posted:There still hasn't been anything as dumb as "BOTH THEIR MOTHERS ARE NAMED MARTHA", so no. Yet... Except somehow that scene would actually work in NSM.
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I could totally see Spider-Man bonding with Ant-Man over the fact he also has an Aunt.
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I dunno if this is the right place to report it, but Stan Lee's wife of 69 years, Joan Lee, passed away today.
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ImpAtom posted:I could totally see Spider-Man bonding with Ant-Man over the fact he also has an Aunt. Aunt-Man
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redbackground posted:Finally remembered what this reminded me of: This is what I was referring to here: Lobok posted:Look at the Battle Damage™ on Lenny in that second panel. Spidey mutilated him. Like if Spider-Man grabbed some mugger's love handle and tore it right off. But I guess I got the name wrong. It was Dino Damage!
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The implication from this comic is that either there are other monsters coming out of the ground in LA that Spidey and Moleman have just decided to ignore, or that LA is a post-apocalyptic wasteland in NSM
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bunnyofdoom posted:I dunno if this is the right place to report it, but Stan Lee's wife of 69 years, Joan Lee, passed away today. *somberly, with visible tears in my eyes* n...nice
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Lobok posted:This is what I was referring to here: Dillo Damage!
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bunnyofdoom posted:So basically this? That is clearly the SIDE of a truck, not the ceiling/roof. But... yeah. He fails to jump several times. He's racing across a small neighborhood's set of roofs and just keeps jumping onto poo poo and breaking it, like he jumps into some poor guy's shed at some point, then ruins the lawns of several other people. He shoots a web at a fleeing truck and then gets dragged on his rear end through a whole lot of things. Later, just before he gets into that head trauma I spoke of, he tries to ambush a few guys but only ends up jumping too short because his new webs are set to impact, not swing. So he falls on his face.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Has Spidey ever tried to evade cops/bad guys/bratty kids on airplanes by just going 'uh... I'm just a guy in a Spider-Man Halloween costume?' ".....sir, it's March."
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 Thank you for helping me escape the law Spider-man
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"What do we do if Tyrannus attacks again?" "Well if it doesn't involve tearing off chunks of flesh and throwing it down holes, I'm all out of ideas kid  "
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Aunt May looks so proud of Spider-Man. "He's just the best destroyer of random scenery I've ever seen!"
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Aunt May looks so proud of Spider-Man. "He's just the best destroyer of random scenery I've ever seen!" she's gazing lustfully at moley
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Also spotted today. https://twitter.com/ashleyjaycooper/status/882993379835031552
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Aunt May looks so proud of Spider-Man. "He's just the best destroyer of random scenery I've ever seen!" unlike her lovely garbage nephew who booked it the moment poo poo started going down.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I wonder how many elderly people got confused and tried to solve the rubble maze?
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Having seen the new Spider-Man film, I can concur that there is a wonderful NSM vibe to a lot of scenes where he just goes around loving up constantly. I loved it 
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ZeroCount posted:unlike her lovely garbage nephew who booked it the moment poo poo started going down. Yeah, that idiot probably doesn't even realize she's engaged. What a maroon.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:".....sir, it's March." Then MJ would just have to swoop in, asking 'Sweetie, did you forget to take your Haldol again?!' and lead him to safety while making a little 'cuckoo' motion at her head.
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Jerusalem posted:Having seen the new Spider-Man film, I can concur that there is a wonderful NSM vibe to a lot of scenes where he just goes around loving up constantly. I loved it wait, that movie's out? idk why but I thought it was later in the year, drat
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Manatee Cannon posted:wait, that movie's out? idk why but I thought it was later in the year, drat I believe around now has always been the traditional release date for his movies.
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Jerusalem posted:Having seen the new Spider-Man film, I can concur that there is a wonderful NSM vibe to a lot of scenes where he just goes around loving up constantly. I loved it Oh man you just reminded me of the scene where he tries to stop a carjacker by slamming the guys face against the car, only for it to be revealed it was the guy's car and he just lost his keys or something and the entire neighborhood including Stan Lee tells him to gently caress off
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:
Yes Stan Lee, whats the plan?
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