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post in here about Tab, the cola drink that nobody in here drinks but it would be funny to pretend we all do and get really enthusiastic about drinking it
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Jul 7, 2017 13:44
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Huh? What's that? A thread for discussing... *grins at audience, waggles eyebrows* RC COLA?!!!
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Jul 7, 2017 13:51
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[trying to keep a straight face] I love the drink Tab. I think it's good. In fact, it's equally as good as Pepsi.
*camera slowly zooms out to reveal that I'm not being ironic, but am instead held hostage in a Tab factory, ISIS-style*
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Jul 7, 2017 13:52
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An elderly, exhausted polar bear coughs, taking a drag from a cigarette to steady its shaking hands. It holds up a can of Tab.
"It's Christmas, so drink some [the expletive is deleted because the commercial is for children] Tab! It's the drink of Christmas!"
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Jul 7, 2017 13:55
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[trying to keep a straight face] I love the drink Tab. I think it's good. In fact, it's equally as good as Pepsi.
*camera slowly zooms out to reveal that I'm not being ironic, but am instead held hostage in a Tab factory, ISIS-style*
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Jul 7, 2017 14:33
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mods or admins, please change the title of BYOB to "BYOB: Pretending to like the soft drink tab as a joke", in order to make this thread more successful, thanks in advance
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Jul 7, 2017 14:40
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it's a hot day out, luckily I have this ice-cold tab to cool me off
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Jul 7, 2017 14:40
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Coca-Cola got all the good names, so now Tab cans say things like "Share a Tab with... SHPLENDY"
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Jul 7, 2017 15:22
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Now let's find out what Tab really is, gang!
[in unison] New Coke?! But why?
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Jul 7, 2017 15:24
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Coca-Cola got all the good names, so now Tab cans say things like "Share a Tab with... SHPLENDY"
you better be careful talking like that here. everyone in BYOB loves the soft drink Tab and drinks it all the time
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Jul 7, 2017 16:07
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An elderly, exhausted polar bear coughs, taking a drag from a cigarette to steady its shaking hands. It holds up a can of Tab.
"It's Christmas, so drink some [the expletive is deleted because the commercial is for children] Tab! It's the drink of Christmas!"
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Jul 7, 2017 16:27
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A Tab a day keeps the doctor at bay, is what I was raised to believe by my controlling overbearing parents. I still drink them when they are in town. (moms head peeks from around a corner)
A...and every Sunday!! Haha
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Jul 7, 2017 16:30
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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The LA Beast looks nervously at the several cases of Tab he has stacked in his room. His camcorder focused on them as well.
"I can set the world record" he says to himself. "I'm the stick butter eating world champion. I-I can handle this..."
His parents cashed in the "branded entertainment" check that came in the mail from Tab a few weeks later. They will use the money to start a competitive eating charity in his namesake.
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Jul 7, 2017 16:48
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"bah gawd, is that tab's music?!"
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Jul 7, 2017 16:51
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"bah gawd, is that tab's music?!"
it would be funny if there was a can of Tab that was a professional wrestler, and it made a suprise entrance like that. you know byob would be going be going crazy if that happened on account of how much they like to drink Tab
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Jul 7, 2017 16:56
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Singing: I'd like to buy the world a Tab, and keep it company. The world won't talk to me anymore and took the kids away. Jesus world just pick up the phone and have a Tab with me!
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Jul 7, 2017 16:59
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tab?!?! da hecks dat? what are you a motherfuckin computer keyboard here?? did i walk into a fuckken BAR?? [explanatory text a 'tab'at a bar is jkept by the bartender of your drinks] . *swigs down can* let me tell you, i'd keep...'an eye' on this soda for sure!!!
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Jul 7, 2017 17:05
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I like to imagine a world where Tab, my favourite soda, beats up all of my bullies in front of me and then it lets me take a long, ice-cold sip
You could say revenge is a Tab best served ice cold... but in a warm room so the condensation on the can looks really cool...
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Jul 7, 2017 17:06
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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When I poke a hole into a shook up Tab can and pretend to pee using it people just get on their knees and lap it up instead of thinking I'm immature.
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Jul 7, 2017 17:14
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Irony is ruining the forums.
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Jul 7, 2017 17:19
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I don't care if it's ironic or not, saying you drink Tab should be a ban.
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Jul 7, 2017 17:20
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i have a brand new mixed drink i came up with and i'm inviting all of byob to try it. It's a play on the classical 'rum & coke' but uses the delicious cola substitute instead, Tab! i call it a 'Tab & coke'
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Jul 7, 2017 17:20
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Tab is most definitely in my personal list of "top 100 favorite soft drinks". It is the perfect drink to enjoy with your family and/or friends at a game of squash.
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Jul 7, 2017 17:21
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I love the delicious taste of 0 calorie Tab and the way the pink can matches my manicure. Once they produce a Tab-flavored Lip Smacker, my aesthetic will be complete.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Jul 7, 2017 17:22
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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I don't care if it's ironic or not, saying you drink Tab should be a ban.
qcs: pepsi is the plague that has made the forums lovely
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Jul 7, 2017 17:27
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Tab Hunter: A man on an ongoing quest for Tab.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jul 7, 2017 17:36
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I feel bad for you that you think loving tab is can only be ironic. I cant even begin to imagine the darkness of your surely hellish existence, the daily torment you must suffer through as you drink lesser beverages. But maybe one day you'll know the one true joy of cracking open a cold Tab™, alone in the basement, as you imagine your extensive collection of non-poseable anime figurines nodding in approval.
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Jul 7, 2017 17:37
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wearing a lampshade fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Jul 7, 2017
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Jul 7, 2017 17:39
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Unlike liquids that may cause death or irreparable damage to the body when ingested, Tab is refreshing and non-toxic. You can enjoy it in your living room, or your bedroom, or perhaps even in your underwear. With Tab, the possibilities are endless
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Jul 7, 2017 17:49
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I feel bad for you that you think loving tab is can only be ironic. I cant even begin to imagine the darkness of your surely hellish existence, the daily torment you must suffer through as you drink lesser beverages. But maybe one day you'll know the one true joy of cracking open a cold Tab™, alone in the basement, as you imagine your extensive collection of non-poseable anime figurines nodding in approval.
if you enjoy tab you can pretend to hate it, and thus still be discussing the soft drink tab in an ironic way as requested
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Jul 7, 2017 18:18
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"I hate Tab. It is loathsome and dishonoroble. Hey, have you heard that Tab stands for 'totally artificial beverage?' That is because Tab, the soft drink that I refuse to imbibe, tastes bad." -- something that someone who enjoys Tab might say, in this thread
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Jul 7, 2017 18:25
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May 15, 2024 04:54
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I like my Tab like I respect my women: ironically.
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Jul 7, 2017 19:01
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