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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



if there was a pool on the trump-putin-syria deal lifting sanctions or not I'd be putting all my money on it*

**too bad the odds would be so heavily in favor of it happening that it wouldn't be worth it

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Serf
May 5, 2011



no u

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


punchymcpunch posted:

you mean that three year old child?!

nice one punchy

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Serf posted:

now im picturin what would happen if gwb and bin laden somehow ended up in the same room alone together. what would they do? fight? who would win?

bin laden would say "what in allah's name is that" and point out the window and while bush was distracted he'd hide wmds under the white house couches

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





mormonpartyboat posted:

*thinks so hard i poop a little*

hay mayb a big news agency that the nation/world can hold accountable finding things out to write a story and then not presenting them to the public with multiple editorial checks and balances is actually worse than some rando idiot posting pictures of my butthole on my facebook because i dont know how to set up apple cloud and also have opinions

government representatives need to sit on these editorial boards to ensure they are producing sufficiently free speech

*hits post, sits back, vapes the nastiest rope of cotton, coiling around the room like i popped a joke coffee can with spring snakes but instead of snakes its an suspension bridge cable of goose down*

:yeah:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Guilty. :shrug:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






you have no idea what managing a forum like this is like

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

enjoy spending all your time trying to deal with bogus lawsuits from maga junkies trying to commit insurance fraud.

we are all maga junkies

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

mormonpartyboat posted:

so the piss tape is two hours long

Agenda

10:00 Review of compromat and debriefing (one hour)
11:00 Performance evaluation and communication of 2018 objectives (one hour)
12:00 Hummer(s) (20 minutes)

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

why is "DO NOT TOUCH" in quotes?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


it was so cool when jeb! started making out with melania on the white house lawn right in front of donny

Red Minjo posted:

why is "DO NOT TOUCH" in quotes?

it's a joke, mikey gets jokes

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

"I've got Trump's back and you better do as he says."

Serf
May 5, 2011



yeah me too actually

best zone is grizzly hills tho

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Red Minjo posted:

why is "DO NOT TOUCH" in quotes?

that part was theoretical and/or ironic

also, it obv only applied to the piece of paper, duh

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Red Minjo posted:

why is "DO NOT TOUCH" in quotes?

:engleft:

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Red Minjo posted:

why is "DO NOT TOUCH" in quotes?

engineers

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Red Minjo posted:

why is "DO NOT TOUCH" in quotes?

if you look up close its actually two pairs of tiny horse dongs

can't blame Pence for that

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Red Minjo posted:

why is "DO NOT TOUCH" in quotes?

i don't get why this is such a weird thing
the guy who made the sign is quoting his boss or whatever, its the sign saying its not just by the horse's own authority its someone else saying don't touch this horse. don't feel the outside of this horse, its not for you.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

you know he's waiting
just anticipating
the thing that he'll never, never, never, never possess, yeah, yeah
but while he's there waiting
without them try a little clapping

that's all you got to do
it's not just sentimental no, no, no
he has his grief and care, yeah, yeah, yeah
but the soft words he are spoke so gentle, yeah
it makes it easier, easier to bear, yeah
you won't regret it no, no
young kids they don't forget it
turtles give such happiness, yeah, yeah, yeah

but it's all so easy
all you got to do is try
try a little jeb!ness

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Bert Roberge posted:

Someone from there probably commissioned it.



Why is there a goon swarm bee in this

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
The Hamburg live feed is just a smouldering Foose Ball table in the middle of the road while I hear Germans screams and broken glass.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Serf posted:

yeah me too actually

best zone is the barrons tho

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

juche avocado posted:

you have no idea what managing a forum like this is like

*looking at reports* motherfucker

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Admiral Ray posted:

Why is there a goon swarm bee in this

no one knows why anything is anywhere, anymore

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Admiral Ray posted:

Why is there a goon swarm bee in this

psychological warfare

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Agrajag posted:

"I've got Trump's back and you better do as he says."

"something something NATO is dead"

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



trump

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
“Yeah, you don’t want to define yourself as the absence of something,” Cernovich said. “Although there is precedent for it—7UP, the un-cola. So it has worked at least once.” He ordered a burger and a bottle of Riesling.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Typo posted:

oh yeah WWI was also a factor but it's not like this was the first time the Russians lost a war either, what was different this time was that the Tsar abdicated and nobody replaced him

Yeah in 1905 they suffered a major defeat against japan and this in part precipitated the 1905 revolution which didn't lead to much other than setting the stage for 1917

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Bert Roberge posted:

Someone from there probably commissioned it.



Admiral Ray posted:

Why is there a goon swarm bee in this

lol omg thats the goonswarm bee

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

do not worry nasa, he is merely caressing it the way he would caress the glistening flank of a chestnut stallion

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


Admiral Ray posted:

Why is there a goon swarm bee in this

did you not get the memo we are alt right now .

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Agrajag posted:

lol omg thats the goonswarm bee

not in orig

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Agrajag posted:

lol omg thats the goonswarm bee

lol garrison just stole art

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Admiral Ray posted:

Why is there a goon swarm bee in this

wait which one is the SA reference

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Admiral Ray posted:

Why is there a goon swarm bee in this

someone Photoshopped it over the original bee

it fits a lot better if you ask me

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Typo posted:

oh yeah WWI was also a factor but it's not like this was the first time the Russians lost a war either, what was different this time was that the Tsar abdicated and nobody replaced him

the Russian loss of the Russo Japanese war also kicked off a mass rebellion, but was crushed by the army. the reason 1917 was different was that millions, literally millions were killed, which meant very few had anything good to say about the government. It would not matter whonwas on the throne, the military was thoroughly sympetetic to anyone who would stop the killing

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the stefan bee is only capable of saying "not an argument"

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






op was bein sarcastic and making fun of fellow posters i think

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