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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Zzulu posted:

I'm glad these horrific human beings are not getting laid

They must be on some level, too, or they wouldn't put so much effort into not getting laid.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here




E: and a one-handed post to round out the bunch:

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Jul 7, 2017

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"
/r/incels: Chad will hold your head in the toilet while he fucks your mom and sisters

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



i went to the subreddit to find some content for the thread and found these weirdos celebrating the suicides of attractive women and noped out of there.

i will get my "get a load of these turds" curated second hand, thanks.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

You know that Louis ck bit wondering how some people don't commit suicide really applies here

Like of you can't win at all, what's keeping you from just giving up and shooting yourself

I guess the joke is they do eventually after killing several innocent people

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Thank you again David Futrelle for doing my research for me

http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2017/07/07/reddit-incel-threatens-hunger-strike-until-the-government-gives-him-a-girlfriend/

e: This one is technically from R/MGTOW but the metaphor is so ... interesting I think it's worth posting here:

Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Jul 7, 2017

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

i went to the subreddit to find some content for the thread and found these weirdos celebrating the suicides of attractive women and noped out of there.

i will get my "get a load of these turds" curated second hand, thanks.

Poop diving is definitely not for everyone.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
/r/Incels: I'd rather drink a Pepsi that had 12 penises in it.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Pththya-lyi posted:

e: This one is technically from R/MGTOW but the metaphor is so ... interesting I think it's worth posting here:


green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Really creepy how he refers to the hypothetical 3/10 girl as an "it".

Literally A Person posted:





Basic decency, and nothing to do with gender, indicates that you should try to help someone who's struggling to get through a doorway. Instead, he actually would have relished it if they were injured - a couple of strangers who never did him harm. He could have hurt the baby. :smith:

Next to all of the rape fantasies, letting a door slam in front of a baby stroller seems pretty mundane, but it's a level of everyday evil rather than war-crime-level evil. That's deeply disturbing in its own way, that some people deliberately try to make the lives of others worse rather than better, in a situation where showing kindness wouldn't cost them a thing.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

bloom posted:

The only woman who can feel true, pure, incel-approved love is an anime wearing a burqa.

Ie, a girl who has spent all of her 13 years in isolation, with only minimal contact with others, until she is presented to the incel, who she cannot help but fall in love with because he will be her first and only love. From there, she will go to his home, where she will have minimal contact with the outside world so that Chad cannot steal her.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

bloom posted:

The only woman who can feel true, pure, incel-approved love is an anime wearing a burqa.

Korea invented that, its called a Jangot

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Barudak posted:

Korea invented that, its called a Jangot

as in "locked"?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Elsa posted:

as in "locked"?

Korean writings up until something ridiculous like the 1800s would comment that an extremely popular passtime for upper class women was an insanely dangerous seesaw contraption because when at the peak of height they could actually see over the walls of the homes they were kept in to see the outside world for at least a brief moment.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeIEpxlvEcM

Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.
and that is how north korean icbm project was concieved

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

green chicken feet posted:

in a situation where showing kindness wouldn't cost them a thing.

Just how cucked are you?! It clearly would have cost him his dignity

:barf:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

green chicken feet posted:

Basic decency, and nothing to do with gender, indicates that you should try to help someone who's struggling to get through a doorway. Instead, he actually would have relished it if they were injured - a couple of strangers who never did him harm. He could have hurt the baby. :smith:

Yeah, I'd be really worried about that. Babies and young children don't even have fully developed skulls and can be harmed really easily and cause permanent damage.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

green chicken feet posted:

Basic decency, and nothing to do with gender, indicates that you should try to help someone who's struggling to get through a doorway. Instead, he actually would have relished it if they were injured - a couple of strangers who never did him harm. He could have hurt the baby. :smith:

Next to all of the rape fantasies, letting a door slam in front of a baby stroller seems pretty mundane, but it's a level of everyday evil rather than war-crime-level evil. That's deeply disturbing in its own way, that some people deliberately try to make the lives of others worse rather than better, in a situation where showing kindness wouldn't cost them a thing.

But only beta cucks display compassion or empathy!

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

lol if you view other people as anything less than cattle

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Viva Miriya posted:

lol if you view other people as anything less than cattle

Not only do they do that, they think everyone else does, too. It's why they assume men who "white knight" women are just doing it to get laid - they can't conceive of a man doing something nice for a woman without trying to get into her pants.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Pththya-lyi posted:

Not only do they do that, they think everyone else does, too. It's why they assume men who "white knight" women are just doing it to get laid - they can't conceive of a man doing something nice for a woman without trying to get into her pants.

Yeah its pretty loving disgusting.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I would say that's a thread title, but it qualifies for probably half of all threads that will ever be in existence

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

fruit on the bottom posted:

/r/Incels: I'd rather drink a Pepsi that had 12 penises in it.
New thread title fs

Why not? Because they know well and good they'd get their loving rear end beat lol

I'm Chad irl ama

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

My maid asked me why I never go out and always stay in my room.

I was laying on my bed and one of the maids walked in. She said that the weather is nice and jokingly asked me why I never go out and always stay in my room. I didn't answer because there's really no way of answering that without coming off as a complete loser. She said that I'm "young" and should be having fun with "lots of pretty girls". I looked at her and she laughed nervously and finally stopped.

Even the help knows I'm a pathetic creature who cannot socialize like a normal human being.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
the help

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"
If you're rich enough to have plural maids, surely you have to be Elliot Rodgers level of hosed up to not be able to hook a gold digger.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

I hate Chads who gently caress low-tier females

These lazy assholes who don't feel up to make the little effort it takes from them to get a Stacy, and then get a quick gently caress from some whale or average oval office and dump her. They're messing up the whole system for the rest of us, since the female mind's natural lack of realism gets boosted into princess fantasies of unprecedented proportions after being blessed by the touch of Chad dick. Do they even realize what damage they are doing?

I know real life examples of this, and in those cases, the absolutely ugly, over middle aged fat female got to gently caress at least two males who usually gently caress 7/10s...This is sick. The perpetrators are bohemian, hippie-ish scum too, typical behaviour of a lowly parasitic type of animal that they represent. GENETICALLY SUPERIOR MALES NEED TO STOP loving AVERAGE OR UGLY FEMALES RIGHT NOW

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Final warning letter to the women who infest this sub

we know what your requirements are:

White, handsome 8/10 face, 6 foot 2 inches, slim toned build, 5 o clock shadow beard.

We know some of you are lurking here because you have a fantasy that some of the angry incels here is actually a handsome Prince Charming who fulfills all of the above requirements, hiding behind a keyboard who is "too hard on himself" and that one day you will discover him and ride of to the sunset to make babies or whatever. Well, let me dispel that fantasy of yours right now: none of us here have all the above characteristics (except fakecels, who I believe we may have purged completely). There are really no good looking guys here, I mean it.

So you can leave now.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
"blessed by chad dick" #notgay

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

I read some of the archives of the /r/purplepilldebate "Incel megathreads" today, and it depresses me more because the only solutions are also things that are not options to me. The crux of their advice is that I need to use alcohol, and also go to places where there are a lot of human activity, flashing lights and loud noises like bars and nightclubs and then somehow magically this will constitute self-improvement. Not only do I not understand this line of thinking, it's also a bad idea because I have symptoms brought on by such places.

If I do this, there are a lot of dangers for me. I have these symptoms that doctors have vaguely suggested are part of anxiety, but they can't really explain them and sure as hell have nothing to tell me in terms of treating it. In various situations, I can go into this state where I all of a sudden fall into and out of a lapse of awareness, have a racing heart and feel like I am not part of my body, my arms look funny and I can't even look at my arms or legs. The thing I want to do then is crouch into a ball basically, rub my face really hard to restore the feeling of reality and blow really hard into my hands. Loud environments with too much stimulation and noise make this very hard to avoid, and they are exactly the places where I can't be doing that. In the past, I have had people accuse me of being on drugs (I never drink or use any substances except SSRI and a battery of allergy pills), and one time I had been taken by force to submit to drug tests at the hospital. Even when that doesn't happen I have had paramedics called for me and though I try to talk them into leaving me alone, they have variously either ran vital tests on me (always ok) then later billed me $150 or even taken me to the ER in the ambulance which has cost me $7000+ aggregate lifetime.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Public Displays of Affection should be illegal

They are truly disgusting, and it is absolutely degenerate to sit there sucking someone's face off in front of the general public. It is also just rubbing the fact that I will never experience love in my face. It's basically the equivalent of dangling a juicy steak in front of a starving Ethiopian kid.

Anyone who engages in PDA should be called out on their disgusting behaviour and should be separated from each other for the rest of their lives. It is not fair to torture Incels with the fact that they are so subhuman they will never experience that.

If I ever had the oppurtunity to make the laws of my country I would outlaw any public displays of affection, along with high heels and fake-up.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

For incels with sisters: pros and cons of loving your sister

Pros:

No need to waste time on introductions leading to some undefined relationship you're investing effort in with no result - you're already in a great strategic position where the physical barrier is the only one left to break

You might already be somewhat comfortable talking to her or being around her

She might have some existing feelings for you, she just needs to stop putting labels on them and expand her mind. I heard LSD helps with that.

If you still live together, no need to take her out on dates and waste money, you have easy access to her on a regular basis

You also have an easy access to her belongings and solid knowledge of her past, allowing you to do full risk assessment before making an informed decision on the nature of your relationship (one night stand, fwb,standard monogamy, abusive, stockholm...)

It's kinky and taboo, so you definitely won't be vanilla no matter how missionary your sex is! (i don't know, this is a big perk for normies so I thought I'd include it)

You're validating your own genetic material by being attracted to her, so it's the most mutually validating sex imaginable.

If your relationship turns serious and you ever get married, there's no way your union will be legally recognized so no alimony

If she ever leaves you, your homemade porn is bound to ruin most of her future relationships with Chads, and her life in general. Nothing you have to be concerned about yourself.

Cons:

She's still just a female so all this makes no difference because she's not capable of love and will still prefer Chad, and you'd have to be a cuck to go through with it knowing what you know

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

lazorexplosion posted:

There are really no good looking guys here, I mean it.

So you can leave now.

This was proven wrong though. What about the cutey twink nazi???

E: This one:

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jul 8, 2017

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Literally A Person posted:

E: and a one-handed post to round out the bunch:


Incels literally believe the real world is something out of a bad 80's teen movie.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

lazorexplosion posted:

For incels with sisters: pros and cons of loving your sister



Drug your sister with acid.

Have sex with her because she looks like you and that means YOU are beautiful.

Detective mode her panties to know if shes a slut.

She will never have another relationship because you will share her nude pics?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Say Nothing posted:

Incels literally believe the real world is something out of a bad 80's teen movie.

I think that was kind of explicit in their choice of names? Chad and Stacy sound like names lifted from Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Literally A Person posted:

This was proven wrong though. What about the cutey twink nazi???

E: This one:


This little bitch boy fuckman needs chapstick

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Captain Yossarian posted:

This little bitch boy fuckman needs chapstick

i got something he can rub on his lips.

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