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Jul 23, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Hyperlynx posted:

Oh. Huh. I thought the joke was it was actually psychoactive mushrooms.

No, we don't sell explosives to children. Why do you ask?

go to your nearest chinatown and report back

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Hyperlynx posted:

Oh. Huh. I thought the joke was it was actually psychoactive mushrooms.

No, we don't sell explosives to children. Why do you ask?

Tbf you'd have to go out of your way to seriously injure yourself with them, they're really benign

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat

That's a very unfortunate hairline for 19.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.



In conclusion the former USSR is a land of contrasts

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



lmao a majority of russians want the soviet union back

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Mister Adequate posted:

lmao a majority of russians want the soviet union back

Can't really blame them, they used to be a super power that held sway over half of the world.

Now they're just a shithole.

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.
The USSR was terrible. You were forced to work at a miserable, dead end job until you died. And if you ever crossed paths with the police they might kill you for no reason. Not like here in the good ol' US of A. No sir. Not one bit.

donquixotic
May 1, 2007

Brewmaster posted:

The USSR was terrible. You were forced to work at a miserable, dead end job until you died. And if you ever crossed paths with the police they might kill you for no reason. Not like here in the good ol' US of A. No sir. Not one bit.

People starved to death in the USSR. Americans get to die morbidly obese, I'd prefer obese, much more fun

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Elliot Rodger is a hero and an inspiration.

Gone too soon.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Well, according to research done by non-biased pollsters at RT:

https://www.rt.com/news/ussr-collapse-mistake-poll-585/

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.
If we're going to start a huge derail can we please do it in classic meme form?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

donquixotic posted:

People starved to death in the USSR. Americans get to die morbidly obese, I'd prefer obese, much more fun

Pffft krokodil chic vs. mobility scooter overflow error and being poo poo-welded to a couch?

If I'm gonna lose limbs it's gonna be to hosed up drugs and not bugles and mt. dew

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

syscall girl posted:

If I'm gonna lose limbs it's gonna be to hosed up drugs and not bugles and mt. dew

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

My mom still uses a flip phone.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003




People don't normally scroll with their index finger?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Boinks posted:

People don't normally scroll with their index finger?

I scroll with my erect penis, but only when I'm browsing ponies.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Boinks posted:

People don't normally scroll with their index finger?

I've seen a lot of people use their index finger to use their phones, and they're almost always 50+ years old. Phone cradled in the left hand, with their right hand's index finger to peck.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

What the hell finger do most people scroll with?

is it this?

Mister Adequate posted:

I scroll with my erect penis, but only when I'm browsing ponies.

Trebuchet King
Jul 5, 2005

This post...

...is a
WORK OF FICTION!!



RFC2324 posted:

What the hell finger do most people scroll with?

is it this?

the thumb of the hand holding the phone

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
I tend to cradle my phone in whatever hand and use the free thumb on that hand. Pinky finger supports the bottom of the phone by the case's charging port divot.

donquixotic
May 1, 2007

syscall girl posted:

Pffft krokodil chic vs. mobility scooter overflow error and being poo poo-welded to a couch?

If I'm gonna lose limbs it's gonna be to hosed up drugs and not bugles and mt. dew

I retract my objection

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

syscall girl posted:


If I'm gonna lose limbs it's gonna be to hosed up drugs and not bugles and mt. dew

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Dreddout posted:

Can't really blame them, they used to be a super power that held sway over half of the world.

Now they're just a shithole.



thats just some good drawing

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Boinks posted:

People don't normally scroll with their index finger?

Thumb or the side of the index finger on bigger screens/oddly placed boxes.

Scrolling like that, with the tip of the index finger (and usually weird jerky "flicking a bug off my screen" movements) is mostly an old person thing.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Trebuchet King posted:

the thumb of the hand holding the phone

When I do this the pad of my hand causes my phone to flip out. Must be because my hand is all deformed or something.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


lot of trump tiny hands in this thread

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Fried Watermelon posted:

lot of trump tiny hands in this thread

Yeah I've got big hands and thumb typing is nearly impossible to do quickly so sometimes I have to do the old finger peck.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Crack pipe or cereal bowl? You decide!

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Brewmaster posted:

The USSR was terrible. You were forced to work at a miserable, dead end job until you died. And if you ever crossed paths with the police they might kill you for no reason. Not like here in the good ol' US of A. No sir. Not one bit.

Yeah but it's very cold there

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Oh good necrophilia images

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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At least they're not bad necrophilia images

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

syscall girl posted:

Pffft krokodil chic vs. mobility scooter overflow error and being poo poo-welded to a couch?

If I'm gonna lose limbs it's gonna be to hosed up drugs and not bugles and mt. dew

In America you can do both!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

oldpainless posted:

At least they're not bad necrophilia images

Are there good necrophilia images????

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Sagebrush posted:

go to your nearest chinatown and report back

Huh. Apparently you can get a bag of firecrackers at Footscray Markets pretty easily. Well, there you go. I stand corrected.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Greatbacon posted:

In America you can do both!

:911:

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