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Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life

How is that response literally any different from the Floyd you've known for what feels like four months?

ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


Ghostlight posted:

How is that response literally any different from the Floyd you've known for what feels like four months?

It was stated by a man she's not physically attracted to, which is the whole problem here in the first place, even if the author isn't realizing it. Relationships flat out don't work long term if you date someone you're not physically attracted to at all. I don't think this strip is going to address that at all and instead will be some sort of stupid nerd wish fulfillment.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake


Kennel fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Jul 7, 2017

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

COMICS CRIMINAL

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life



Thank god there is no "expose" of the "friend zone" or "ladder" theory common in neck beard dating advice.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Zippy


Ripley's

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Flash Gordon


2001 Joey Wilson







Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
BC



Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Baldo



Wizard of Id



Big Nate



Baby Blues



Curtis

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise presents The Lady Killers



Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Really want to live in Curtisville where all of this is $50. I saw Spider-Man: Homecoming last night and the ticket alone was $20 (granted, it was an IMAX screening, but even regular ones were $15).

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Vargo posted:

Baby Blues


Colorist! That middle panel! :gonk:



Luann

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Hell yeah.

Mark Trail



An adult walrus is like 10 feet long and 2 tons.

Mary Worth



The Phantom



I want to see more adventures of Evil Loud-Shirt Guy.

Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Turns out when you kill the Phantom you have to take on the job.

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

My Lovely Horse posted:

Turns out when you kill the Phantom you have to take on the job.

"You put on the suit, you're the big guy."

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
An angry adult walrus would gently caress you the gently caress up.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




All this hyuk hyuk hyuk chuckling about loading a walrus into her car to save it when a couple IRL just did this to a baby bison and it had to be put down as a direct result. Really great thing for a nature strip to encourage, Jam.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

They make a really cute couple. Not even joking.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!




e. also continuing this thread I suppose.

Kennel fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Jul 7, 2017

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Endless Mike posted:

Really want to live in Curtisville where all of this is $50. I saw Spider-Man: Homecoming last night and the ticket alone was $20 (granted, it was an IMAX screening, but even regular ones were $15).

Curtis is also a child

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

sweeperbravo posted:

Curtis is also a child

ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


Moomin on the Riviera Page 5

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set is self-inflicted.


Working Daze reminds you that Wonder Woman is a movie that exists.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix just thought you should know.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake


Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (August 24, 1995)



Garfield Classic (August 24, 1985)



:black101:

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

I don't know why I ever question anything about this shite, but who on earth locks up the children's summer toys til early July?* Don't US school kids get finished in May/June? (depending on the school, I guess -- mine finished in late May/first week of June). The kids don't finish the school yeat til mid/late July, but I've seen plenty of them out playing on skateboards and scooters and stuff during half-terms and Easter break prior to then.


*Especially when there's been plenty of strips showing Fritzi out sunbathing with her transitor radio and all that poo poo.

CaptainCaveman
Apr 16, 2005

Always searching for North.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze reminds you that Wonder Woman is a movie that exists.


Huh. I'm glad you said that - I haven't seen Wonder Woman yet so this made no sense and I didn't even know it was a reference to something.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Zippy


Ripley's

Should have just gone to the Alamo Drafthouse, it's basically one warning about cell phone usage and then you're out there.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Flash Gordon


2001 Joey Wilson







Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Darthemed posted:

Ripley's

Should have just gone to the Alamo Drafthouse, it's basically one warning about cell phone usage and then you're out there.

...Seventeen-plus dollars for a movie ticket? :stare:

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (May 9-10, 1930)





Peanuts (July 10-11, 1970)





Sally Forth





Funky Winkerbean





Crankshaft





Rip Haywire





Out Our Way (September 1-2, 1930)





Thimble Theater (January 26-27, 1931)



Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Ms Boods posted:

I don't know why I ever question anything about this shite, but who on earth locks up the children's summer toys til early July?* Don't US school kids get finished in May/June? (depending on the school, I guess -- mine finished in late May/first week of June). The kids don't finish the school yeat til mid/late July, but I've seen plenty of them out playing on skateboards and scooters and stuff during half-terms and Easter break prior to then.


*Especially when there's been plenty of strips showing Fritzi out sunbathing with her transitor radio and all that poo poo.

Don't lie. You saw no such thing. Kids don't like dangerous hobbies.


If anybody has his finger on the pulse of youth culture today, It's definitely Muppet Babies' Guy Gilchrist.


Darthemed posted:

Ripley's

Should have just gone to the Alamo Drafthouse, it's basically one warning about cell phone usage and then you're out there.

Various news outlets jumped on this because "lol! Women be texting! Lock her up!" but I'm sure everyone will be shocked to know that this guy is actually an MRA shithead. It was a first date and, yes she texted a friend during the show (three texts to let her know that although her date wasn't going well, she was safe) and he told her to do her texting outside. So she went home, which is the correct thing to do when your date is a total creep and you're having concerns about your safety. Of course, having paid for her movie ticket should have entitled him to at least a handjob, so he sued her and bashed her all over the Internet and harassed her family online. She has since given his damned $17.31 and he dropped the suit. Her response to the whole thing:

quote:

He has escalated the situation far past what any mentally healthy person would. I feel sorry that I hurt his feelings badly enough that he felt he needed to commit so much time and effort into seeking revenge.

So she's actually pretty cool, considering what he dragged her through, and he's a horrible twisted fragile little turd of a manbaby.


Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

EasyEW posted:

Sally Forth




You can actually see the panel where Faye decides she wants a purple streak in her hair when she grows up.

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003


As the parent of a 4 year old who frequents playgrounds multiple times a week I have observed the majority of the people doing the helicoptering are the boomer grandparents. Leave the kids alone and let them loving play.

ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


Mikl posted:

...Seventeen-plus dollars for a movie ticket? :stare:

Yeah, I know, right? Must have been a matinee.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Dream of the Rarebit Fiend Midsummer Day Dreams (click for huge)


And He Did. (October, 1916)


Outbursts of Everett True (January, 1917)


Doings of the Duffs. (October, 1918, click for big)


The Gay Thirties (October, 1935, click for big))


They'll Do It Every Time (September, 1940, click for big)


Mopsy (March, 1941)


EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (September 1-2, 1930)

Archie (March, 1956, click for big)


Tweedy (November, 1956, click for big)


Feiffer (1974, click for big)


Andy Capp (December, 1971, click for big)


Wee Pals (January, 1972, click for big)


Dick Tracy (October, 2001, click for big)

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Slammy posted:

Tweedy (November, 1956, click for big)

I hope Mr Tweedy doesn't get shot for hanging an effigy of Coach Charlie Brown.

F Minus



Mmmmm. Bird poo poo.

Mark Trail



Mary Worth



The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G

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