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Zzulu posted:don't be a dick, pal Jay and Colin are dick pals
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Reserve your dicks for the birthday boy
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Meanwhile in the CineD horror thread, posters all suddenly stop talking about horror movies to suck Ridley Scott's dick and praise his bad storytelling decisions while complaining about the sweet sound of Rich Evans' laughter.
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a star war betamax posted:Reserve your dicks for the birthday boy and a pinch to grow an inch  If I had disposable income I'd buy a Billy the Bear costume to ship to Mike vermin fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Jul 7, 2017 |
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Baby Driver ... ... is good. Also it had the trailer for the Blade Runner sequel, and I don't know how they're going to make it clear once and for all that Deckard is a replicant if he's alive and 80 in the sequel.
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Old Story posted:it's okay. It had a lot of clumsy "science is bad" stuff in it and the character are cartoons but it's technically amazing and a fun kids movie It doesn't have a "science is bad" message, you idiot. It had a "don't fill an island with giant predators that mankind knows nothing about and then invite a bunch of fat midwestern tourists to come gawk at them" message
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I think Malcom said it but the message I got was "just because you can do something, should you?" As demonstrated by the Transformers franchise
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I wish they'd have Jay, Mike and Rich as permanents on BotW and just rotated the fourth person. Even if it's Josh from time to time. I don't share the dumb hatred this thread has for him. He's fine.
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Yaws posted:I wish they'd have Jay, Mike and Rich as permanents on BotW and just rotated the fourth person. agreed. Rlm's main charm is the fact it's a bunch of guys who would be watching bad movies and drinking beer whether there's a camera or not
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Rich is good because he takes so much joy in bad movies without the need to be drunk at the time.
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Yaws posted:I wish they'd have Rich as permanent on BotW and just rotated the second, third, and fourth person.
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King Vidiot posted:Meanwhile in the CineD horror thread, posters all suddenly stop talking about horror movies to suck Ridley Scott's dick and praise his bad storytelling decisions while complaining about the sweet sound of Rich Evans' laughter. the get out thread had some really good discussion going until smg starts making GBS threads everywhere and when people pointed out how dumb and bad his takes the usuals came to his rescue going oh do you wanna go back to just saying "movie bad" or "movie good"????
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a star war betamax posted:Comic book nerds mad as heck about this beautiful cutie pie in the new spider man movie I haven't seen you in a while and I'm glad to see you posting again star war  Yeah I thought Homecoming was better than Spider-Man 2, I'm the hidden idiot. But seriously; I thought the movie hit it right out of the gosh darned park, which is impressive given how lovely the Vulture normally is as a villain.
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starkebn posted:has Mike ever been seen for more than 10 minutes without an alcoholic beverage in hand? or Jay? He drank water once. Might've been straight gin.
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Drinking is perfect for bad movies because if the movie is entertaining it makes it even better, but if the movie's boring you just sleep through it.
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mng posted:He drank water once. It was gin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NXLIiFDHVQ I'm going to see spider-man tonight but I'm so dead and empty inside that I don't care. a bone to pick fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Jul 8, 2017 |
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Jul 8, 2017 16:45
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Why the gently caress would you care about seeing a Spider-Man movie though?
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Why the gently caress would you care about seeing a Spider-Man movie though? I'v heard that its good. Both from normal people and CineD style "did it ever occur to you that superheros might be bad?  " very smart boys
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Why the gently caress would you care about seeing a Spider-Man movie though?  I was a spider-man fan my entire life, like Rich but less fat and more hair.
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Shinjobi posted:I haven't seen you in a while and I'm glad to see you posting again star war YOU JUST KEEP HITTIN THEM loving HOMERUNS DISNEY But seriously Homecoming is a decent flick. It really makes you appreciate how strong the real Avengers really are when Iron Man saves the boat in like 10 seconds. Spiderman is really trying his best in this film but is leagues below the real guys. Vulture was a good character too though they repeat some themes from Spiderman 1 which seemed a little too lazy in terms of writing. Quantum of Phallus posted:Why the gently caress would you care about seeing a Spider-Man movie though?
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its a shame u expected to enjoy thing... thing is actually bad. u got personal feelings on the matter? let me direct u to a screenshot of th tomatometer
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The Archaic posted:
I know but the most recent films have been utter trash Full disclosure Ultimate Spider-Man is the first and one of very few comics I ever bought and I still love that shot
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I saw Spiderman 2 (the good one) as a little baby and decided it was bad because there was no way a whole trainload of people would actually keep Peter Parker's identity a secret. Batman never put up with that poo poo. See him without his mask? The plot "takes care" of you.
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They'd know he was a scrawny white dude with brown hair who looked about college age. More importantly tho as Spiderman 3 pointed out, cameras exist.
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Holy gently caress have you guys seen the Happening? I know it's ancient but it's on here now and it's like some Tommy Wiseau poo poo.
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Guy Goodbody posted:It doesn't have a "science is bad" message, you idiot. It had a "don't fill an island with giant predators that mankind knows nothing about and then invite a bunch of fat midwestern tourists to come gawk at them" message there's a pretty persistent theme of "don't mess with nature" and "the hubris of man", "is man meant to play God?" et cetera. It's very obvious and clumsily stated outright by multiple characters lol sometimes films express ideas beyond the literal plot events happening in the movie, maybe that's a little too high-falutin' for this here thread though
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Jurassic Park and Spidermans have the same message, with great power comes great responsibility. Like don't breed loving velociraptors just because you can, you loving retarded scientist assholes.
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a bone to pick posted:Jurassic Park 3 was so loving retarded I love it. The last movie I bought on VHS 
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Old Story posted:there's a pretty persistent theme of "don't mess with nature" and "the hubris of man", "is man meant to play God?" et cetera. It's very obvious and clumsily stated outright by multiple characters lol The movie is very clear that the problem is the commodification of the dinosaurs and that they are jumping in to it without thought or sufficient precaution. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PLvdmifDSk
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Quantum of Phallus posted:The last movie I bought on VHS I think mine was Road to Perdition? After Orgazmo.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Holy gently caress have you guys seen the Happening? I watched The Happening for the first time a few months ago and it's the funniest movie I've seen all year
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https://youtu.be/5cVLUPwrSmU Here is Malcolm giving one of his many "actually things are impossible" speeches.
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Guy Goodbody posted:The movie is very clear that the problem is the commodification of the dinosaurs and that they are jumping in to it without thought or sufficient precaution. No it isn't. Its a monster movie about science run amok, run by a mad scientist who in the end learns the moral lesson about "should" vs. "could" as spelled out 30 times by various characters. Spielberg says it plainly: Steven Spielberg posted:“Every gain in science involves an equal and opposite reaction – a loss, usually a loss of the environment. Science is intrusive. I wouldn’t ban molecular biology altogether, because it’s useful in finding cures for AIDS, cancer and other diseases. But it’s also dangerous, and that’s the theme of Jurassic Park.” Old Story fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Jul 8, 2017 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:The last movie I bought on VHS Mine was The Phantom Menace. 
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Both of you loses never experienced attack of the clones on vhs, which starts with 3p0 and r2 recapping the old films for retards
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reignofevil posted:They'd know he was a scrawny white dude with brown hair who looked about college age. Yea, like, I guess one of them could have described him to a sketch artist or something, but that seems like going out of your way to be a dick to the dude who just saved you. Also, no one is going to whip out their camera, they just almost loving died. They're all in shock.
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