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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

i got something he can rub on his lips.

Whoa :eyepop:

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Barudak posted:

Men disporportionately view bbw porn versus reported dating preferences, so i think top guy may just be a liar that everybody sees through.

Why would you not like BBw porn? It's more like real

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Burt Sexual posted:

Why would you not like BBw porn? It's more like real

Thank you.

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Captain Yossarian posted:

This little bitch boy fuckman needs chapstick

Looks like herpes to me.

No one likes a fake incel.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
So does the internet still make you stupid?

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Hobologist posted:

/r/incels: Chad will hold your head in the toilet while he fucks your mom and sisters

That's pretty impressive.

gnarlyhotep posted:

So does the internet still make you stupid?

More like reinforces it.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

Hobologist posted:

If you're rich enough to have plural maids, surely you have to be Elliot Rodgers level of hosed up to not be able to hook a gold digger.

Nah, just literally never socialize. At all.

Even gold diggers aren't going to break into Ft. Knox looking for a pathetic manchild to support them.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Captain Yossarian posted:

This little bitch boy fuckman needs chapstick


Pac-Manioc Root posted:

i got something he can rub on his lips.

more like chadstick amirite?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

bloom posted:

more like chadstick amirite?

I get it lol

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

lazorexplosion posted:

For incels with sisters: pros and cons of loving your sister

Pros:

No need to waste time on introductions leading to some undefined relationship you're investing effort in with no result - you're already in a great strategic position where the physical barrier is the only one left to break

You might already be somewhat comfortable talking to her or being around her

She might have some existing feelings for you, she just needs to stop putting labels on them and expand her mind. I heard LSD helps with that.

If you still live together, no need to take her out on dates and waste money, you have easy access to her on a regular basis

You also have an easy access to her belongings and solid knowledge of her past, allowing you to do full risk assessment before making an informed decision on the nature of your relationship (one night stand, fwb,standard monogamy, abusive, stockholm...)

It's kinky and taboo, so you definitely won't be vanilla no matter how missionary your sex is! (i don't know, this is a big perk for normies so I thought I'd include it)

You're validating your own genetic material by being attracted to her, so it's the most mutually validating sex imaginable.

If your relationship turns serious and you ever get married, there's no way your union will be legally recognized so no alimony

If she ever leaves you, your homemade porn is bound to ruin most of her future relationships with Chads, and her life in general. Nothing you have to be concerned about yourself.

Cons:

She's still just a female so all this makes no difference because she's not capable of love and will still prefer Chad, and you'd have to be a cuck to go through with it knowing what you know

It's already clear this whole post is sick, and yes I am kinkshaming anyone who actually wants to have sex with his sister. So I'm going to pull out a little tidbit that applies to the general incel attitude rather than only the incest freaks.

"No need to take her out on dates and waste money"

There you have it. Dates are a waste of money - for people who have no interest in women as anything beyond a place to put their donger.

If the world were geared to them, they could just take women by force all the time without concerned friends, relatives, and law enforcement stomping their pathetic asses into oblivion, and they wouldn't have to waste money on trying to get to know the woman first.

Need a hashtag for times I feel happy that incels are not reproducing.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
#apoptosis, the word for when a cel(l) commits suicide because it's to cancerous

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Sentient Data posted:

#apoptosis, the word for when a cel(l) commits suicide because it's to cancerous

:perfect:

#apoptosis

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

green chicken feet posted:

It's already clear this whole post is sick, and yes I am kinkshaming anyone who actually wants to have sex with his sister. So I'm going to pull out a little tidbit that applies to the general incel attitude rather than only the incest freaks.

"No need to take her out on dates and waste money"

There you have it. Dates are a waste of money - for people who have no interest in women as anything beyond a place to put their donger.

If the world were geared to them, they could just take women by force all the time without concerned friends, relatives, and law enforcement stomping their pathetic asses into oblivion, and they wouldn't have to waste money on trying to get to know the woman first.

Need a hashtag for times I feel happy that incels are not reproducing.

I'm surprised you didn't for the stuff about "access to her" as showing how incels view women as objects. After all, surely the whole point of dating is to get your dick wet and most men would feel they had wasted their money if a date was unsuccessful? If that offends you, let me ask you this- would you pay someone else's half for a platonic "date" or would you more likely go Dutch?

HazCat
May 4, 2009

Benny Harvey posted:

If that offends you, let me ask you this- would you pay someone else's half for a platonic "date" or would you more likely go Dutch?

I regularly pay for my friends when we go out for lunch, and they do so for me as well.

Or is a 'platonic date' different from friendship somehow?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I think that's the point, this isn't actually Benny supporting that sort of thinking, it's more like Socratic teaching.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

lazorexplosion posted:

I read some of the archives of the /r/purplepilldebate "Incel megathreads" today, and it depresses me more because the only solutions are also things that are not options to me. The crux of their advice is that I need to use alcohol, and also go to places where there are a lot of human activity, flashing lights and loud noises like bars and nightclubs and then somehow magically this will constitute self-improvement. Not only do I not understand this line of thinking, it's also a bad idea because I have symptoms brought on by such places.

If I do this, there are a lot of dangers for me. I have these symptoms that doctors have vaguely suggested are part of anxiety, but they can't really explain them and sure as hell have nothing to tell me in terms of treating it. In various situations, I can go into this state where I all of a sudden fall into and out of a lapse of awareness, have a racing heart and feel like I am not part of my body, my arms look funny and I can't even look at my arms or legs. The thing I want to do then is crouch into a ball basically, rub my face really hard to restore the feeling of reality and blow really hard into my hands. Loud environments with too much stimulation and noise make this very hard to avoid, and they are exactly the places where I can't be doing that. In the past, I have had people accuse me of being on drugs (I never drink or use any substances except SSRI and a battery of allergy pills), and one time I had been taken by force to submit to drug tests at the hospital. Even when that doesn't happen I have had paramedics called for me and though I try to talk them into leaving me alone, they have variously either ran vital tests on me (always ok) then later billed me $150 or even taken me to the ER in the ambulance which has cost me $7000+ aggregate lifetime.
This dude needs to check out LSD and MDMA imo

Literally A Person posted:

This was proven wrong though. What about the cutey twink nazi???

E: This one:


Said it in the last thread and I'll say it again: I'm straight but still would

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

i got something he can rub on his lips.

Zidrooner
Jul 20, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

It genuinely creeps me out how he went from giving up his seat for a pregnant woman like a decent person and thinking not much of it to deeply regretting cucking himself by doing so, somehow. I don't think it's likely he would have fostered such hate if he was not exposed to this hosed up ideology that preys on boys with self esteem issues.

They should really be banned from reddit or other mainstream forums, they are a cult which will grow to produce mass murderers and rapists if left to its own devices and shouldn't share a space with a popular place for teens to share dank memes. loving irresponsible piece of poo poo silicon valley lolbertarian dickheads.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Probably a lot of you know the subreddit /r/incels and the negative aura surrounding it. However I kinda frequent it. Please don't downvote me immediately, as I don't agree with a lot of stuff I've been reading there, but genuinely need advice.

Firstly, I don't think I'm that attractive, but that is redeemable with working out, better posture, better clothes and what not. However, I generally am awkward and anxious in different situations. In my younger years, I used to think the friendzone was a thing, and generally thought a lot of the stuff people in that subreddit think.

Then I had a girlfriend for a little over 2 years, but we broke up. This however, is not the point of this post. I'll mention that one of the reasons was probably because I am selfish and feeling kind of depressed.

I've been obsessing on getting a girlfriend. Every girl I meet I think of as a potential partner. Often when the girl looks especially attractive I feel really intimidated and am even more awkward than normal.

People say, 'focus on yourself', but I'm not sure how to do that. I think I am already doing this, by working out, going out, having a job, focusing on studies, and sometimes on hobbies, when I have the time. However I can't get out of this mindset, which is essentially objectifying women.

The reason I mentioned /r/incels at the beginning, was because I frequent the subreddit. At the beginning I did this, to remind myself that I'm not one of those people, but now I feel like I'm becoming one of them, but I don't want to!

I want to be able see girls as equals and just as human beings with insecurities, dreams and what not. I want to not be intimidated by people. And I would like to get a girlfriend, although I highly doubt I'm in the right mindset at the moment.

For everyone who read this far, thank you very much. I would appreciate any advice!

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

I think the main thing to take from that post is that incels see women as overt sex objects

Even if they're related to them

If someone started advertising real dolls in that subreddit, they'd probably make a killing

DrPlump posted:

Probably a lot of you know the subreddit /r/incels and the negative aura surrounding it. However I kinda frequent it. Please don't downvote me immediately, as I don't agree with a lot of stuff I've been reading there, but genuinely need advice.

Firstly, :words:

Again if this subreddit was mostly men on their late teens or early twenties, that would make a crazy amount of sense

I wish I could grab most of them sit them down and explain that all their troubles with ladies is just a phase

My Linux Rig fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Jul 8, 2017

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here


Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i am the ugliest man who ever lived. no fatties.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Pick posted:

i am the ugliest man who ever lived. no fatties.

They never post their weight in those "Rate yourself" threads. I wonder why.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

My Linux Rig posted:

I wish I could grab most of them sit them down and explain that all their troubles with ladies is just a phase

Called "your life"

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dienes posted:

They never post their weight in those "Rate yourself" threads. I wonder why.

Weight is just a number plus muscle weighs more than fat. Also thick big bones.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Zil posted:

Also thick big bones.

They wish.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

DrPlump posted:

Every girl I meet I think of as a potential partner.
This is not uncommon. That you're actually aware of it speaks very much to your credit.

There's an old piece of advice, "what you think first is what you were taught, what you think second is who you are". I feel like that might be particularly relevant to your situation.

Khorne
May 1, 2002
What do incels think about a guy who gets rejected by "3/10s" but pursued by "8/10 stacies"? It seems to disprove their entire philosophy that such a man exists.

I mean, just reading anything they say disproves their entire philosophy.

Most of these guys could probably get a girlfriend if they just took a genuine interest in spending time with another person.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Jul 8, 2017

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Khorne posted:

What do incels think about a guy who gets rejected by "3/10s" but pursued by "8/10 stacies"? It seems to disprove their entire philosophy that such a man exists.

Love is blind?

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Zil posted:

Love is blind?

the pick rule of love

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Viva Miriya posted:

the ice pick rule of love

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

PMush Perfect posted:

This is not uncommon. That you're actually aware of it speaks very much to your credit.

There's an old piece of advice, "what you think first is what you were taught, what you think second is who you are". I feel like that might be particularly relevant to your situation.

Are you sure you don't have that reversed?

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Oct 15, 2012

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Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
Your first thought isn't your gut reaction?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
My first thought is usually a butt reaction.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
fruit is right, "erau oyo hwsi dnoc es knih tou ytahw, thgua tere wuo ytah wsit srif kniht uo yta hw" really makes no sense.

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Elsa posted:

Your first thought isn't your gut reaction?

Which would be a result of how you've been trained to think

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider

bloom posted:

fruit is right, "erau oyo hwsi dnoc es knih tou ytahw, thgua tere wuo ytah wsit srif kniht uo yta hw" really makes no sense.

This guy gets it.

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Dienes posted:

They never post their weight in those "Rate yourself" threads. I wonder why.

The joke is some of these incel losers are perfectly fine looking dudes, but they're so irreparably hosed up by porn and reddit. Their self-image is laughably skewed because of it and they compare themselves exclusively to some swole bodybuilder Chad type. Incels surely aren't Brock Lesnar but they almost certainly aren't the ugliest man alive either and could be dating girls if they wanted to. But it's really tough to break out of that cycle without desiring actual change and sitting inside and reading reddit all day every day.

I know plenty of overweight and/or conventionally unattractive men with long-term girlfriend or wives too, so none of this poo poo actually matters contrasted with how afraid and hateful these weirdos are.

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