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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

kylej posted:

Are you stroking your cock?

Take off your diaper and jab me with that shrinky dink.

Also re: tradio with Richard peeing himself, Artie's not wrong, or out of line mentioning the food around Richard's piss hands. Ugh, I love ya, Richard, but goddamn.

Enough of this parade nonsense...

Edit: if you all had to pick one or maybe 3 sagas/aspects/elements of the show that were your faaaaaaaavourites, what would you pick?

I'd have to say mine are

1: ETA
2. Tradio
3. Public Access prank calls.

Beyond that, everything else is relatively on the same level.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Jul 3, 2017

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Geekslinger
Jan 30, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH5zqmjhNfM

Geekslinger fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jul 3, 2017

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Keurig, iPhone, Playstation. Hasn't worked since 1998. HPE could turn a bleeding heart liberal into an ultra-conservative.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

kylej posted:

Keurig, iPhone, Playstation. Hasn't worked since 1998. HPE could turn a bleeding heart liberal into an ultra-conservative.

I'm pretty sure that he has cons going that we know nothing about. Social Media is so easy to get people to donate 5 bucks here and there if you have a good enough sob story.
Also I'm betting that most of the stuff was stolen to begin with.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Take off your diaper and jab me with that shrinky dink.

Also re: tradio with Richard peeing himself, Artie's not wrong, or out of line mentioning the food around Richard's piss hands. Ugh, I love ya, Richard, but goddamn.

Enough of this parade nonsense...

Edit: if you all had to pick one or maybe 3 sagas/aspects/elements of the show that were your faaaaaaaavourites, what would you pick?

I'd have to say mine are

1: ETA
2. Tradio
3. Public Access prank calls.

Beyond that, everything else is relatively on the same level.

1. ETM
2. Artie's meltdown / leaving the show.
3. Baba Booey's pitch

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Artie OOF!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

JB50 posted:

Artie OOF!



I'm going to lay off the heroin ...... jfc

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Is that the pixilated ghost of gottfried?????

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Crypt keeper put on 300 pounds

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Moniker posted:

Because I don't care, that means no one can talk about it!

True. I just don't find it very interesting.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Genuinely amazing that the man is still alive.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
He'd look a lot better if he got a haircut. Well like, he needs a lot of work but a haircut is so easy

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

BobbyK posted:

Crypt keeper put on 300 pounds

I was going to refer to the "drinking from the wrong cup" scene from Last Crusade, but this is far more accurate.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Grandma Caprio borrowed Andrew Dice Clay's leather jacket

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006



Rowdy Roddy Piper is my faaaaaavorite.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Former Human posted:

Grandma Caprio borrowed Andrew Dice Clay's leather jacket

My first thought, too.

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches
Long shot but--I sent a link to an uploaded pack of Black On Black episodes last year or year before during the month of February, black history month. Please someone tell me they saved it...got a dreaded HD crash and for some reason I never saved my own poo poo :(

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Grant DaNasty posted:



Rowdy Roddy Piper is my faaaaaavorite.

:swoon:

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

Cliche Guevara posted:

Long shot but--I sent a link to an uploaded pack of Black On Black episodes last year or year before during the month of February, black history month. Please someone tell me they saved it...got a dreaded HD crash and for some reason I never saved my own poo poo :(

I have a pack of like seven episodes. I don't know if they were from you, but they're some good poo poo.

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches
There's at least a dozen episodes but I would be grateful if I could get what you have. I can't be choosy :)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/JackieMartling/status/883058131055595522

:newlol:

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Still got it

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Robin Quivers, The News: "In Rwanda today, a bus full of 140 baby orphans of genocide were captured, skinned and eaten, the perpetrators were part of the government so will never be held to justice"
Fred Norris, Button Man: <Jackie's hilarious cackling laugh>

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
If anyone cares, they fired Opie today.

http://variety.com/2017/music/news/siriusxm-fires-opie-anthony-1202488824/

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I'm getting really loving sick of Howard's "Sheep and Wolves" rap. No, owning a gun does not make you a wolf. It's a loving moronic oversimplification of an incredibly complicated issue.

Also, he is 100% lying about "forgetting what Carly Simon told me about 'You're So Vain'". People his age loving love Carly Simon, and he was obsessed about the subject of the song for like 30 years. Her telling him privately was one of the highlights of his life, and he... forgot it? gently caress you.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Stern's story about ordering food at a restaurant with Ben Stern will never get old. :allears:

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Squashy Nipples posted:

Stern's story about ordering food at a restaurant with Ben Stern will never get old. :allears:

I think this is one of the rare references I've never actually heard.

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.

Squashy Nipples posted:

Stern's story about ordering food at a restaurant with Ben Stern will never get old. :allears:

I order the halibut much more often now after listening to Howard do his impersonation. Ben Stern is a natural treasure.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Crotch Bat posted:

I think this is one of the rare references I've never actually heard.

Oh but he tells it at least once a year!

This version was great, no mention of halibut, but we got roke-a-fort dressing and russian dressing, his mom ordering clams casino for a main course, and a full version of the KFC story. I'll cut it up and post it tomorrow.



Two Kings posted:

Ben Stern is a natural treasure.

Can I get an AMEN!

Random thought, when was the last time he called into the show? I'm guessing it's been almost ten years now. :smith:

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Whenever Ben was on the show back when I listened I would always be really pleasantly surprised at how quick witted he was and how funny he could be. Definitely a treasure

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

BobbyK posted:

Whenever Ben was on the show back when I listened I would always be really pleasantly surprised at how quick witted he was and how funny he could be. Definitely a treasure

I always thought that a Ben Stern radio talk show would have been gold.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004
Artie had an emergency surgery last night after collapsing in Chicago. I'm sure it's all because of drugs. Who gives a poo poo, who gives a gently caress

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

National Treasure Ben Stern lectures on ordering Coffee and KFC
Monday, June 19th, 2017
Duration 18:37

http://picosong.com/W885

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Moniker posted:

Artie had an emergency surgery last night after collapsing in Chicago. I'm sure it's all because of drugs. Who gives a poo poo, who gives a gently caress

Yikes. Heart attack?

Viktor
Nov 12, 2005

His Twitter says infection from a hole in his nose.

"Now I'm laying in the hospital w tubes in a hole in my chest. They put a permanent IV line in my arm to my heart for long term antibiotics"

https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/883587958925930497

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Thanks obamacare

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

"Hey Gar.. "

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Viktor posted:

His Twitter says infection from a hole in his nose.

"Now I'm laying in the hospital w tubes in a hole in my chest. They put a permanent IV line in my arm to my heart for long term antibiotics"

https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/883587958925930497

I can't imagine that's the whole truth, but I'm sure it is drug related. Terrible.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Moniker posted:

I can't imagine that's the whole truth, but I'm sure it is drug related. Terrible.

At this point he probably had a nose infection that spread, and in treating him for that doctors opened a junkie's Pandora box.

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

At this point he probably had a nose infection that spread, and in treating him for that doctors opened a junkie's Pandora box.

My cousin's husband is a long time functioning alcoholic who uses hard drugs from time to time. He's only 46 but has been told he has the liver of a 75 year old man. He's go other poo poo wrong with him but they have a hard time treating him because his body is so worn out.

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